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Newspaper

Athens Messenger

Location

Athens, Ohio, United States of America

Date

Mar 15, 1888

Page

8

Temperance tale and proverbs from a late 19th century miscellany

A compilation of a dying Boston youth's confession about drink, a Philadelphia temperance speech recalling his fate, and a dramatic response by a mother reading her son's name in the torn Bible. It closes with aphorisms, then notes on potato seed experiments and a string of “Trust” satires while debating tariff principles.

Boston Philadelphia

Century-Old Judges and Elderly Citizens Noted Across States

Judge Z W Bunce of Detroit nears a centennial life with vitality. Mary Gallagher of South Bethlehem aged 104, famed dancer. James Golds burg and wife mark a flat wedding anniversary. Nathaniel Taylor of Royals ton Michigan reaches 100 while active. Panchita Morales of Plaza Tegusquite New Mexico is 107 living alone. Florida adds a 103-year-old farmer with eighty acres pre or chiped. Matthew and Anna Gardner, aged 70 and 71, found dead in Milwaukee with no foul play suspected.

Detroit Z. W. Bunce South Bethlehem Mary Gallagher L. H. G. Gallagher James Goldsbury Warwick Mass Mr. Goldsburg Nathaniel Taylor Royalton Mich Plaza Tegusquite N. M Panchita Morales Pasco County Florida Matthew Anna Gardner Milwaukee

A Practical Man and Quick Wit Across Cultures

A collage of quips on practicality from different sources. An English traveler in Germany outsmarts a fortune by returning a hat with a hat box, while humorous exchanges show brisk, practical humor. Other snippets note a editor attending many hangings and light classroom banter.

Germany

Quote on Voting Principles Sparsely Quoted

A fragmentary column reflects on refusal to vote for a man lacking distinction or achievement. The dialogue parodies oath taking with rustic humor, featuring Uncle Rastue and a magistrate witness in a bygone tone.

Raestue Rastue Honahb Lee

Undefined fragment on death and race invisibility

Fragmentary text laments unseen deaths among white people and asks why bodies are not acknowledged. The lines suggest a reflection on racial visibility and mortality without concrete details or context.

Four Dollar Suit Pitched By Canny Seller

A customer on Chatham Street disputes a price as high for a suit sold by Mr. Isaacstein. The seller whispers the suit cost four dollars, claiming it was a six dollar creation once made for Mr. Russell Sage of Wall Street and fitting quickly on fashionable men.

Chatham Street Isaacstein Russell Sage Mit Wall Street New York Sun

Revivalist and Uncle Rastus exchange on faith and chicken fondness

A revivalist questions Uncle Rastus about abandoning evil ways and embracing Christianity. He replies he has tried religion but finds it useless, saying his trouble is his fondness for fried chicken. The exchange reflects humorous biblically flavored dialogue from the Epoch.

Rastus

Protection principles push candidate to next U.S. president

The writer asserts that protection ideals are at their strongest in the nation's history and that the man who best grasps and upholds these principles should become the next President of the United States.

United States

Kentucky Democrat mocks E literacy in party reform

A Kentucky Democrat derides the E literacy of the state as a blot on the Democratic party and suggests the Goddess of Reform should take up school teaching to improve education.

Kentucky

Atome place and egg trust in a curious exchange

A fragmentary dialogue contrasts a mistaken geographic cue with a fanciful term atome the place where everything is blown to. It mentions an egg trust forming and critiques monopolies with a Chicago Tribune tone, followed by a misprinted note about popcorn as a dyspepsia cure.

Papa Athens Chicago Tribune

Word to the Wise is Sufficient in Catarrh Remedy Ads

An ad warns catarrh as a precursor to worse disease and promotes Dr Sage's Catarrh Remedy as essential. It claims it reaches the ailment’s seat and cautions against quack medicines. The piece also mentions Sumner How ard, a former Michigan House speaker, and a Delaware smallpox tale urging vaccination.

Sumner Howard Michigan House of Representatives Arizona

Electric Bitters or Dyspepsia Aid Promoted in Ads

An advertisement touts Electric Bitters as a universal cure for liver and kidney ailments, pimples, malaria, headaches, and indigestion with a satisfaction guarantee and pricing at 50 cents and one dollar. The text also mixes literary fragments and other product notes about dyspepsia remedies and a New York paper on artificial flowers, including references to Acker's tablets and local drugstore sales.

The New York Tribune H. K. Dorr Acker Asia C. B. Henderson Nls Od United Forsign Conastnious Lorate Caves Eniee England France Soran Nes America Maan & Yelleness

Bettor Mission To Prove Norse Discovery Of America

Miss Manta A Brows of Beton seeks a 50000 appropriation for antiquarians to tour European libraries seeking proof Leif Ericsson discovered America around 1000 A.D. She hopes government aid will settle Columbus claims. some doubt she can win funding. The piece ends with a humorous aside about SOZODONT.

Manta A. Brows Beton Washington Congress Europe Leif Ericsson America Christopher Columbus

Public Health Ad Claims Tooth Wash Fame

A period piece notes a popular tooth wash as a standard of the age and cites its widespread use. The piece also mentions SPALDING's GLUE as a common household item. A St Albans four year old girl was punished by confinement in a closet, crying and pleading for release.

St. Albans

Purify the Blood This Spring with Hood’s Sarsaparilla

The article extols Hood’s Sarsaparilla as a spring blood purifier boosting vitality digestion and liver function. It cites thousands of testimonials and urges immediate use as the most effective medicine for cleansing impurities and restoring energy. It also jokes about high giraffe prices and calls for cheaper giraffes to stimulate circulation.

Hood Hoop

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