Promiscuous Driftings by D A K McKinstry
A satirical column remarks on weather, politics, scams, and social quirks. It recounts a humorous tale of a bogus “McKinstry” relative, a con man, and the amused reactions of friends including Judge Wood. The piece ends noting the rogue’s modest demands while dodging exposure.
Genealogist McKinstry Pitches Mysterious Lineage to Witness
A man identifying as Robert McKinstry, claiming Scotch ancestry and kin in Roanoke County Virginia, probes a witness with family history details in an Ohio visit. He cites ties to Sneedville Tennessee and asserts a role as a genealogist while offering hospitality before departing for urgent business.
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MacKinstry
Robert McKinstry
MacKinastry
Roanoke County
Philadelphia
Ohio
Sneedville
Hancock County
Tenn
East Tennessee
Equitable Life Row Criticizes Salaries and Waste
The piece condemns high salaries and staff excess at Equitable Life and similar firms. It urges reforms including purging the board, mutualizing the company, and cutting pay. Paul Morton is noted for a government job and consideration of leadership in reform discussions. Grover Cleveland is named as a potential director amid calls for restraint.
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Equitable Life
Paul Morton
Navy
New York
Equitable
Durance
Hyde
Alexander
Grover Cleveland
Look at Highland Park addition and Sunnyside views
Advertisement promotes Highland Park addition and Sunnyside with attractive elevations and views. It highlights sewer gas and water lines, drainage, and health benefits as key selling points in Athens Ohio, dated April 13.
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Or Gee
Highland Park Addition
Sunnyside
McK & Er
Athens, O
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Offers $500 Cure Guarantee
Advertises Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription as a universal remedy for female weakness, leucorrhea, and womb failures with a $500 cure guarantee. Claims 30 years of cures and urges use with Lotion Tablets for leucorrheal drain. Promotes mail order, private correspondence, and sale of the Common Sense Medical Adviser.
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Dr. Pierce
Pierce
United States
Common Sense
Worp
Buffalo
N. Y
R. V. Pierce
Elbow Sleeve Calls for Glove in Unwrinkled Mous Quetaire
A terse line notes an elbow sleeve requiring an elbow glove, described as unwrinkled or mous quetaire. The fragment provides few clear facts, lacking dates, places, or named organizations.
Chamberlain's Tablets Praised By Virginia Man
Mr. J. W. Turner of Truhart Virginia says Chamberlain's Stomach and Liver Tablets gave him more relief than any doctor. They help stomach troubles biliousness and constipation. For sale at McKoe's Drug Store. The girl who can make fudge pretends to be an accomplished housekeeper.
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J. W. Turner
Truhart
Chamberlain
McKo@e
Electric Bitters Restores Cherokee Man’s Kidney Health
F Collier of Cherokee Indiana suffered severe kidney disease with backache and depression. Electric Bitters cured him, restoring health and easing stomach and liver discomfort. Sold by W H McKee druggist with guarantee.
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F. Collier
Cherokee
Electric Bitters
W. H. McKee
Price Mc
Witch Hazel Salve by DeWitt & Co. at Clines Pharmacy
DeWitts Witch Hazel Salve penetrates pores to antiseptic healing. It cures boils burns cuts eczema tetter and all skin diseases. It is a specific for blind bleeding itching and protruding piles. The original genuine Witch Hazel Salve made by DeWitt & Co and sold by Clines Pharmacy.
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DeWitts
DeWitt & Co
Clines Pharmacy
Not Provided
The phrase reflects a cautionary view on mourning and justice, suggesting that public attention to the dead does not repair their fate or alleviate sorrow. It emphasizes the limits of ritual and consequence in the face of loss.
Sore Eyes and Ulcers Healed by Backlen’s Arica Salve
D L Gregory of Hope Texas reports quick cure for a bad sore and sore eyes using Backlen’s Arica Salve. The remedy costs 25 cents at W H McKee’s drug store. The ad closes with a rural-plain quip about grappling irons and love.
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O. K
D. L. Gregory
Hope
Tex
W. H . McKee
Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar Cough Syrup Ad
An 1890s style advertisement promotes Kennedy's Laxative Honey and Tar as a safe non opiate remedy for coughs and bronchial issues. It claims the syrup gently moves the bowels, expels cold, cuts phlegm, and strengthens lungs, suitable for children and adults. Sold by Cline's Pharmacy.
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Kennedy
Cline
Public Deference Masks Domestic Strife in Matrimony
A wife forgives frequent home meanness if the husband shows public affection and reverence toward her. The piece suggests outward adoration steadies a troubled marriage regardless of private tensions.
Pain Balm Offered For Common Ailments At McKee’s Drug
Sprained ankle stiff neck and lame shoulder are among the ailments for which Chamberlain’s Pain Balm is advertised as valuable. Prompt application saves time money and suffering. For sale by McKee’s Drag store.
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McKee’s
Drag Store
It Is Downright Hard Work to Kiss a Person You Do Not Want
The statement expresses the difficulty of forcing a kiss on someone unwanted, highlighting discomfort and resistance in such an action. It frames kissing as an unwanted pressure rather than a mutual act.
One Minute Cough Care Boosts Childrens Cough Relief
The product marketed as a favorite for coughs croup whooping cough and related illnesses contains no opiate and is promoted as harmless and effective. Sold by Cline's Pharmacy with claims of quick relief and pleasant taste.
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Cline
Women Spreading Drag Nets for Compliments
A concise remark notes that some women regularly seek praise and admiration from others. The statement frames social behavior as a pattern of fishing for compliments, reflecting a stereotype about female self-presentation.
Quality versus Quantity and Dyspepsia Cure Claim
Ad claims hard muscles come from proper digestion not food amount. Dyspepsia Cure allegedly makes the system extract nourishment from all food, digesting regardless of stomach condition and delivering nutrients to tissues. It purportedly builds the system and cures Indigestion Belching Sour Stomach and related issues. Advertisement by Cline's Pharmacy.
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Cline
Tainted Filthy Lucre Recalled in Late Day Note
A clipped remark calls filthy lucre tainted in a late day comment highlighting concerns over corrupted money. The phrase underscores unease about financial influence in ongoing affairs.
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Lucre
Dying of Famine and Consumption: A Testimony
Wm Myers of Cearfoss Md recounts enduring consumption until taking Dr King’s New Discovery which he says cured him. Advertisement urges treatment for colds sore throats bronchitis and pneumonia with guaranteed results at W H Rees drug store. Trial bottle offered free at 50 cent and 1.00 price points.
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Wm Myers
Cearfoss
Dr. King
W. H. Rees’ Drug
Man's honesty tied to opportunity and sticky money
A saying links honesty to the chance of wrongdoing. It notes that others’ money gains a sticky quality, implying temptation and moral risk in financial contexts.
Hocking Valley Excursion Tickets Announced
Dayton reports an Ohio Christian Endeavor Union excursion with tickets on sale June 27 for 238 miles, returning July 1. Round trip price is one fare plus 250.
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Hocking Valley Excursion
Dayton
Ohio Christian Endeavor Union
Train fares to Den ver and Portland conventions advertised
Tickets on sale this summer offer unusually low rates for conventions in Denver and Portland with flexible routes and liberal stopovers. Agents invite inquiries for full information on train times and discounts.
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Denver
Portland
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