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Newspaper

Athens Messenger

Location

Athens, Ohio, United States of America

Date

Dec 21, 1882

Page

7

Age of a Horse and a Thanksgiving Nozzle of Love

A veterinary guide outlines age estimation in horses by tooth development from 3 to 15 years, detailing nippers grinders tushes and wear marks. Separately a Cincinnati Gazette note recounts a Thanksgiving wedding at a shoe store after a clerk elopes with a Tennessee telegraph operator.

West Fifth Street Fifth Street Race Elm Birdie Tennessee Cincinnati Gazette

No Beef Wanted Here Sign Backfires on Peddlers

A Salemite posts a placard reading No beef wanted here to stop early morning meat peddlers. That night a dark knock at his door prompts him to rush out. A man on the step asks for a light to read the sign and tears it from the door in a hurry. The peddlers resume knocking as before.

Winston N. C

The Stinging Tree of Queensland

A description of the stinging tree in Queensland notes its luxurious shrub form from two to three inches up to ten or fifteen feet tall and its disagreeable odor. Travelers recount near misses while turkey hunting as the plant’s scent warns of its proximity. The sting leaves no visible mark yet causes maddening pain lasting months, with animals and people reacting intensely.

Queensland Saya

Sweet Curing Seeds and Ayer’s Pills in Celestial Trade

A high Chinese official praised Dr. Ayer for introducing the “Sweet Curing Seeds” into China, calling the term a fitting translation for Ayer’s Pills. The letter acknowledges the products’ arrival and notes their effectiveness and proper naming in the Celestial Empire.

Ayer China

Sheridan recommends new Indian policy and land sale plan

General Sheridan’s August and September explorations in Wyoming Idaho and Montana yield a report to the Adjutant General proposing an Indian policy. He suggests granting eighty acres to each family head buying the surplus lands from Indians and funding perpetual support with government bonds. The plan envisions selling purchased land to settlers and opening the country while using bond interest for ongoing support.

Sheridan Wyoming Idaho Montana Crow Nation Commissioner of Indian Affairs Congress

Parrot Talks, Dog Reacts in Porch Drama

A Cleveland resident owns a talkative parrot that provokes a nap loving dog. Poll lures the dog with calls, the canine attacks the bird, shakes Poll, then flees as Poll laments overtalk.

Poll

A Butcher's Trouble In The City

A medical student in the dissecting room filled pockets with ears and fingers and scattered them near a sausage machine at a butcher shop. Customers fled in horror as the student demanded explanations. The frightened butcher fled across roofs to avoid lynching, vowed not to return until officers fetch him for murder charges related to sausage meat.

Boston Post

Lady bargains seal-skin cloak for silence

A lady agreed to remain silent for an hour in exchange for a seal-skin cloak. After seven minutes she objected claiming the cloak must be worth $250.

Mishler's Herb Bitters Label Slogan

A historical label line proclaims Mishler's Herb Bitters with the motto Moppries. Modo scripto in the manner directed to be seen on every bottle. The phrase reflects period marketing language for a medicinal herb bitters product.

Moppries Mishler

We Don't Like That Silk Underwear

A shopper balks at a $75 silk underwear set in a Boston Post anecdote. The clerk asserts no better item exists, the buyer rejects the price, and leaves without purchasing, the clerk left astonished.

Boston Post

Two Guildhall Giants and a Patent Remedy Tale

A humorous ramble contrasts two grand wooden statues in London with Mishler's Herb Bitters praised as a universal remedy for indigestion biliousness and blood diseases. A quip about Daniel Webster follows, noting a sharp editor glare and a vow never to publish poetry, then a remark on poets' sensitivity.

Guildhall London Mishler America Daniel Webster Statesman

Hunt's Remedy Cures Kidney Diseases In Took Dated Claims

Cures for Brights Disease and other illnesses are claimed with testimonials from Joshua Tuthill of Saginaw Michigan John Hunt of Providence and S G Mason of Providence. The text also notes bees do not hear ordinary sounds per Sir John Lubbock.

Hunt Joshua Tuthill Saginaw, Mich Bright John Hunt Providence S. G. Mason Sir John Lubbock Stephen G. Mason M. Goodspeed Sullivan Fenner A. D. Nickerson E. G. Taylor Frank R. Dickson Geo. F. Clark Hunt's Remedy CO Rovidence

Get Rich from Hops and Health Crowded Ad Nonsense

A collage of ads and quips criticizes Hop Bitters pricing while touting profits from hops at 1.25 per pound and claiming health wealth. It also riffs on editors, a midnight intruder, Diamond Dyes, and a jab at a Free Trade column, reflecting satirical market chatter.

Shiloh's Cure advertised for coughs in old ads

An assortment of vintage ads tout Shiloh's Cure for croup whooping cough and bronchitis with claims of rapid relief. The notices mock Illinois political questions about succession to David Davis and humor about Bir Langtry, plus catarrh remedy and Nasal Injector offer.

Shiloh E. R. Lash Illinois David Davis David Hawkeye

Wells' Health Renewer advertised remedy in Ohio depot notice

An advertisement promotes Wells' Health Renewer as a cure all for importance lean ness and sexual debility. The Ohio Depot is listed with John D. Park & Sons of Cincinnati, Ohio as distributors and a price of one dollar.

Ohio Depot John D. Park & Sons Cincinnati Magnetic Medicine Co Detroit Mich Athens H. K. Dorr Central Drug Store

Publishers rebuke author over failed sales

In Marathon Independent from Germantown C. E. Born, a publisher voices frustration at an author whose works did not sell, saying their language was uncalled for. The piece notes Brown's Iron Bitters as a claimed remedy, bought with satisfaction by customers.

Marathon Independent C. E. Born Germantown Brown

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