You Are a Goose A Humorous Warning Verse
A rustic warning poem mocks a drunken husband and his wife through rural, blunt insults. It declares the man a goose, suggests beating, banishment to a barn, and ridicule from neighbors as his life unravels through alcohol fueled misdeeds. The crude imagery underscores social shame for rowdy behavior.
Personal mentions fill daily notes from across towns
Tuesday's Daily lists visitors and travelers including Mr and Mrs John Kale in Zaleski, W B Golden in Cincinnati, Peter Kern and W H Brown in Columbus, R T Collins of Wabash visiting in Dean Avenue, Lillie Holland ill with pneumonia, Miss Marie Hunter returning to Xenia, and many others visiting relatives, attending events, or moving between Columbus, Wilmington, and Athens with notes on illnesses, travels, and occupations.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
John Kale
Zaleski
Local residents noted on various personal visits and ailments
On Wednesday’s page Attorney L A Koons visits Marie eight today. Louise Dana guests in Glouster Tuesday. BL Lamborn of Nelsonville visits for business. Mrs Fred White suffers tonsillitis at home. M Lovell of Amesville makes a business visit. Mrs R Martzolff spends weeks at her Perry home. Mr and Mrs Henry Logan confined to Washington Street home. Bessie Bean of Columbus visits aunt Mrs Hugh Shen. Mrs Catherine Bethel of Nelsonville visits daughter Mrs Eugene Wolf.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs. Henry Logan
Washington Street
Ines
Bessie Bean
Columbus
Hugh “Shen
Local Family Trips and Visits Across States
Dr and Mrs George Parker hosted 48 guests including Mrs Noah Tedrow of New England. Harvey Porter returned from Jackson Michigan after his sister’s death. Mary Margaret Blackwood visits Lancaster grandmother Mrs J H McCowan. Mrs Frank R Lord and Mrs Robert Wood depart for Chillcothe for a week with Mrs Isaiah Lord. W S Blackwood leaves Brownville Texas to assess real estate. Mrs H D Henry and daughter Virgene travel to Columbus for a few days then to Delaware to visit friends.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George Parker
Noah Tedrow
New England
Frank R. Lord
Robert &. Wood
Chillcothe
Isaiah Lord
H. D. Henry
Virgene
Columbus
Delaware
Mrs Foster and Daughter Leave Albany for Alabama Visit
Mrs James Foster and her daughter, guests of relatives in Albany, left this afternoon for Alabama where Mr Poste is in the coal business.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
James Foster
Albany
Alabama
Poste
Miles sisters visit Philadelphia relatives from Wanamaker store
Miss Jessie Miles of the John Wanamaker store in Philadelphia and Miss Adria Miles, a recent graduate of the Medico Chirurgical training school, have arrived home Tuesday for a visit with their parents Mr. and Mrs. B. F. Miles on Morris avenue.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jessie Miles
John Wanamaker
Philadelphia
Adria Miles
Medico-Chirurgical Training School
That City
B. F. Miles
Morris Avenue
Albany doctor visits Athens as guest
Dr. J. N. Brown of Albany was an Athens visitor today. Biddison of Longacre, W. Va., is in town for a brief visit with friends.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. N. Brown
Albany
Athens
Biddison
Longacre
W. Va
Elmas Wilson Visits City on Business
Elmas Wilson of New Marshfield traveled to the city as a business visitor for the day to conduct meetings and oversee ongoing work.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Elmas Wilson
New Marshfield
Local Social Notes From Nelsonville to Granville
Mrs. Charles Tensyl of Nelsonville visited Mr. and Mrs. O. A. Dowdy today. Mrs. George Ford returned home from a several weeks’ stay with relatives in Granville. Mrs. KBtt. Woodworth left for a few days visit with her sister Mrs. M. J. Wethee at College Hil. Mrs. Hannah Enlow of Zaleski and Mrs. Nan O’Neil of Pennsylvania are guests of Mr. and Mrs. E. F. Peeples.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Charles Tensyl
Nelsonville
O. A. Dowdy
George Ford
Granville
Hannah Enlow
Zaleski
Nan O'Neil
Pennsylvania
E.* F Peeples
Jennie Foster
Columbus
Lydia Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Praised By Patient
Woman reports ten years of chronic female ailments including inflammation ulceration and nervousness improved after using Lydia E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound. The letter from Mrs Grover Jonney of Marston New Jersey notes sleep relief and overall cure and urges others to seek her confidential advice.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lydia E. Pinkham
Marlton
Lydia F. Pinkham
Grover Joney
Box 40
Marston
N.J
Pinkham
Lynn
Mass
Lydia FE. Pinkham
Menderton-Opidy Sweets Promised Fresh and Perfect
Local ad promises Menderton-Opidy Belle Mead Sweets are always fresh and good with guaranteed perfection. Includes a closing note 4-202 and assurance of quality.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Belle Mead
Local Travel and Masonic Guests Around Town
Mrs Ed C Berry left for Charleston West Virginia to visit her sister Mrs Samuel Starks for several days. St Hobson returned from a two week trip through Oklahoma and Indian Territory praising the trip. Lewis Schaus of Columbus former grand master of Ohio FP A M visited Major Goodspeed before heading to Pomeroy to inspect the Royal Arch Masons council.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ed C. Berry
Charleston
W. Va
Samuel Starks
St. Hobson
Oklahoma
Indian Territory
Lewis Schaus
Columbus
Ohio
Major Goodspeed
Mr. Schaus
Pomeroy
Council of
Royal Arch Masons
Henderson Crider Drug Co Offer For Spring Tonic
An ad notes a spring tonic labeled Beef Iron and Wine sold in pint bottles at Henderson Crider Drug Co with contact 4-2112. It emphasizes affordability and seasonal use.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Henderson -Crider Drug CO
Great Falls Builds Massive Bricked Chimney in Smelting Works
A new giant brick chimney at Great Falls Montana is described as one of the world’s tallest. It measures 75 percent feet base diameter and 93 feet inches top, rises 106 feet above ground and about 528 percent feet above its foundation, with a total weight of 24,904 tons.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Great Falls
Mont
Dr Humphreys Specifics Antique Medical Catalog
A list of Dr. Humphreys Specifics offering remedies for fevers, worms, infant wakefulness, dyspepsia, coughs, headaches, rheumatism, wounds, eye infections, catarrh, whooping cough, asthma, kidney and nervous issues, bed wetting, diphtheria, hay fever, and more. Includes prices and a note about a small pocket-sized edition and free medical book offer.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Errererewns
Newraem
Ea Resiss
Acrt
Local Notes From Nelsonville and Nearby Cities
Mrs James B B Hil formerly Ada Cable wife of James Hil of this city underwent a serious surgical operation at the Hay hospital in Well as a large thyroid tumor removed and hopes for a speedy recovery. Arthur Daugherty sentenced to life in penitentiary passed through this city Monday from Athens to Columbus with large crowd at the station. Several local residents report visits and illnesses including Miss Pernice Dennett accident with a pin thumb injury and Mr Webster Posten with pneumonia. Mrs Elizabeth Davis of Kimberly visited here last week and other families hosted guests from Circle Hill Columbus and Logan with minor trips and returns to their homes. Glenn Mulligan returned from a visit to Columbus with sisters.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
James BB. Hil
Ada Cable
James Hil
Hay Hospital
Wellas
Arthur Daugherty
Athens
Columbus
Daugherty
Senate Finance Committee Advances Customs Court Plan
In Washington on April 22 the senate finance committee refined a tariff bill amendment. It creates a three member customs court to hear appeals from the board of appraisers with salaries of 19000 per year.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Washington
Senate Committee On Finance
Board of Appraisers
Gorman and Tinker wed quietly in Columbus
Miss Edith Katherine Gorman and Arthur W. Tinker were married at 1 AM in the bride’s home, 118 Jefferson Avenue, with Rev. Dr. Theodore Irving Reese officiating. The couple plan to stay in Columbus briefly before returning to Philadelphia.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Columbus
Edith Katherine Gorman
Arthur W. Tinker
Ohio State University
Phi Delta Theta
Jefferson Avenue
Theodore Irving Reese
Trinity Episcopal Church
Philadelphia
Chicken thieves hit coops on North Lancaster street
On North Lancaster street chicken thieves struck again at Mrs Atkins coop stealing eleven birds. Earlier robbers took chickens from F F R B Carty and Will Tull as residents arm themselves with shotguns after the spate of thefts.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lancaster Street
Brakeman Hurt After Fall From Freight Train Near Winchester
Ed ward Olin of this city, brakeman on the Hocking Valley railroad, was thrown from a local freight near Winchester while setting brakes. The brake wheel slipped, causing a fall that left him with several bruises and a severe head cut. He will be off duty for several days.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Winchester
Edward Olin
Hocking Valley Railroad
Captain Stauffer Improves After Major Columbus Operation
Captain J. B. Stauffer, who recently underwent a severe operation in a Columbus hospital, is improving nicely and will be able to leave there this week. He plans to visit friends in Columbus and vicinity before returning home.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
J. B. Stauffer
Columbus
Gas Well at Walsh Farm Breaks Loose
A gas leak at the Athens Ol Gas and Development well on the Walsh farm released gas this morning, pushing the oil away from the derrick. Casing work scheduled for this afternoon, tanks completed Tuesday and ready to receive the flow.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Athens Ol, Gas & Development Company
Walsh Farm
Tiffin Home Telephone goes into receivership
The Tiffin Home Telephone company was placed in the hands of a receiver at the request of Cleveland Trust Company holder of 99000 in bonds. Judge John C. Royer was appointed receiver. The firm was hard hit by the sleet storm that struck the area in February.
Roofing materials and paints offered by A Fohnbon in Alany
A.Fohnbon of Alany offers galvanized iron, steel, felt and rubber roofing, paints for roofing and barns. Promises better prices than mail order houses. Requests customers to send his catalogue and compare prices. Telephone listed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
A. Fohnbon
Alpany
O. Tlome
Hyomei Cures Catarrh Claims and Goose Rearing Tips
An eccentric ad blend touts Hyomei antiseptic air as a cure for catarrh with promises of quick relief and a money back guarantee. The piece then shifts to poultry guidance covering incubation, brooders, feeding schedules, and warnings about geese, ducks, hens, and farmers, mixing product pitches with household tips.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Astralia
Henderson Cinder Drag Company
Copyright notice limits reprinting
The Riverside column cites copyright, stating articles and illustrations require special permission before reprinting. It references the American Press Association and explicit prohibition on redistribution.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
American Press Association
Poultry Advice and Egg Theft Snippet From Old Times
The excerpt warns against blaming lice for bird illness and stresses proper care like dust baths and shell eggs. It condemns exhibition fraud and urges owners to breed and own their birds. It notes a New York egg theft case with a five year sentence and mocks merchants selling “strictly fresh” products.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
Goose Gossip and the Rise of Moose as National Bird
A playful survey of geese in history and culture cites Homer, antiquity, and Henry VIII with geese as favored dishes. It notes goose varieties from Embden to Toulouse, their eggs and weights, and claims Russia leads with twenty eight varieties while Uncle Sam aims to catch up.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Iterodotus
Sam
England
Toulouse
France
Germany
Russia
China
Samuel
Amesville News — Church Quilts Funds and Arbor Day
The Amesville notes describe a Presbyterian church quilt fundraiser aimed at paying plumbing and parsonage costs, with about 190 dollars raised. Arbor Day was observed in schools with two trees planted by seniors. The piece mentions upcoming Masonic lodge inspection postponed to May 12 and local visits, plus a few historic artifacts including a stone demijohn from Danvers and an old wood clock.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Presbyterian Church
Masonic Lodge
W. King
W. M
Dr. Parker
Deverly
McInvide
Mins Godderd
William M. Kenry
Danvers
Mase
Ine
Death of Bbt Risley at 39. restaurant proprietor
The death occurred early this morning after brain illness. Bbt Risley, 39, proprietor of a restaurant on Dean Avenue, Hera, survived by his wife and a child. Funeral services by Rev. Bishop will be held Friday at 2 PM from The Rest.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bbt Risley
Cestauran
Dean Avenue
Hera
Httle
J. Bishop
Man of many tastes judges beauty across many women
The speaker notes he is a good judge of beauty though he recognizes variety among women. The line hints at differing standards and appeal, with multiple identities and preferences reflected in attraction.
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Louise Dana
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J. H. McCowan
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Menderton
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Ray Young
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John Tedrow
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