Useless Implement Leads Farmer To Odd Discovery
A Scottish tenant buys a meter at a public sale and, after inquiry by the minister, reveals the device is ill suited for him. He examines it all around and finds a long glass tube with a hole on the end, which he discovers changes nothing when adjusted.
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Futila Work Condemns Canteen Abolition at Duluth Banquet
Colonel Asa Gould Humphreys at a veterans banquet in Duluth condemns the abolition of the canteen. He rails against temperance advocates who he says forced the change, leaving soldiers to drink stronger, demoralizing spirits elsewhere.
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At &E
Duluth
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Salem
Yesterday's Results Across Banks and Cities
Yesterday's scores show a 6H lead with 38 WO. Montgomery and Nantville appear in partial results amid rain causing Birmingham Memphis and New Orleans Chattanooga games to be postponed. Sparks and Flint with Anderson and Peabought credited in partial battery notes.
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City Scores Offer Weekend Baseball Action
A sequence of results shows Charleston 2 Augusta 1, Columbia 4 Savannah 2, Columbus 6 Albany 0, Macon 8 Jacksonville 5 reflecting local teams scoring across the region.
Baseball Scores Reported Across Cities in Rain Shortened Day
A weather affected slate lists results including Boston 0 New York 7, Chicago 2 St Louis 1, Cleveland 4 Detroit 3, Washington 5 Philadelphia 8, Pittsburg 12 Chicago 3, New York 7 Boston 8, Philadelphia 2 Brooklyn 2 St Louis 9 Cincinnati 3.
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Pebble Remedy Referred For Troop Frontline Use
A civilian note in the Washington Star proposes a peculiar remedy and offers a barrel for troops at the front. The suggested pebble mouth remedy is linked to throat relief and a request to Colonel for aid.
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A Triple Personality Dr Clifford at Carr's Lane Birmingham
Dr Clifford recalls an amusing ad venture during a mission service at Carr's Lane Birmingham. He arrived moments before start and, after being checked by a policeman who questioned his seat, claimed his pulpit fate with humor as two other Dr Cliffords had already been admitted.
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London Telegraph
Diplomacy and dress clash in Senegambia court duties
A Cleveland Plain Dealer note recounts that a husband refused a consulship to Senegambia. The husband reveals the reason: George feared the cold from wearing native court costumes at official functions, highlighting climate concerns affecting diplomacy.
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Cleveland Plain Dealer
Pletcherizing? A Boarder’s Quick Wit At Dinner
A Chicago Tribune excerpt shows a restaurant scene where a boarder at the foot of the table answers questions with a witty remark. The landlady asks what he is doing, and he replies he is philosophizing then corrects himself to Pletcherizing.
Railroad Schedules Arrive and Depart Times Given
Train arrivals and departures listed with arrival at 11 10 a m and departures at 2 10 p m and 4 20 p m for the day. Indicates timetable details for travelers and station operations.
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Anniston and Huntsville Models Win Amid Weather Slips
Anniston and Huntsville teams defeated Jupiter with 10 to 3, though a windy, slippery field slowed play. Nelson pitched well for the Models, Overton starred at short for Huntsville, and Westley was ejected for language.
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Rainy six inning tie between Decatur and Gadsden ends score 2 to 2
In Decatur on June 23 a special report notes a rain shortened six inning game with Decatur and Gadsden finishing tied 2 to 2. Neither team committed an error and there were no home runs or three base hits. The only two-base hit was by Dorsey of the visitors.
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Selma Beats Rome In First Inning Skewers Home Team
Selma defeated Rome 6 to 2 in Selma yesterday after five runs came in during the first inning on six hits and an error. Semmes pitched well for Selma. Reis relieved and limited Rome to one more run. Blanton started for Selma with 6 hits allowed, while Reis fanned eight. Attendance 500. umpires Wood and Burke.
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Operation Declared Urgent by Fearful Wife
A nervous young wife begs immediate surgery, insisting expense is no object, as the eminent surgeon promises to operate at once without consulting the patient.
Mistah Banks and the Mexican Revolutionists
In a 1920s minstrel bit Mistah Banks jokes about Mexican revolutionists slipping away because they are greasers. Mistah Basswood, the famous tenor, was set to perform the ballad De Sideboards Sherman Wore.
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His First Impression
Pearl laments walking with an epicure being horrid while Ruby notes lack of poetry in their souls. Pearl recalls showing a sunset from a mountain summit and the epicure comparing it to a broiled lobster.
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Bachelor Quarters Reimagined by Better Halves
A caller recalls apartments once called bachelor quarters. The janitor jokes that occupants no longer need that label because they all now have better halves, signaling a shift in living arrangements or social norms. The exchange captures a light, humorous tone about changes in housing.
Silence in the Circus Cage Sparks Visitor Curiosity
A visitor wonders why the so called ferocious wild man in captivity sits quiet. The manager hints the reason is unexpected as his wife plans a visit to the captive performer.
Baseball Matchups by League and City Pairs
Southern League games list Nashville at Montgomery Memphis at Birmingham South Atlantic League Augusta at Charleston Savannah at Columbia Albany at Columbus Jacksonville at Macon National League matchups New York at Brooklyn Boston at Philadelphia Chicago at Pittsburg American League Philadelphia at Boston Washington at New York Chicago at St Louis
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Still He Didn't Snore At Church In The Morning Scene
A Birmingham Age-Herald illustrated humor panel shows a boy named Tommy fishing on Sunday as a teacher quizzes him about sin and wages. Tommy jokes that he does not want wages and is doing it for fun.
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Tommy
Shooting Stars Are Not Real Stars
An explanation of shooting stars noting they are small bodies entering Earth’s atmosphere and burning up from friction. The text contrasts them with distant true stars, describes their brief appearance as they burn, and mentions occasional larger bodies that reach the ground, citing St. Nicholas as the source.
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Short Sayings Reflections on Hard Luck and Truth
A collection of maxims on work, marriage, absence, home life, and honesty. The sayings caution against selfishness, false bravado, and brittle assurances, noting that strength wanes under abuse and deception harms relationships.
Wealth’s Curse: The Burden of Labor for Riches
A terse exchange contrasts wealth with duty as the father defines the so called curse of wealth. The reply clarifies that wealth imposes labor and effort on the one who earns it, framing success as earned work rather than mere possession.
Argentina Land Cultivation Grows to 36 Million Acres
The report notes Argentina now has 36 million acres under cultivation, up from 12 million in 1905, highlighting a substantial expansion in agricultural area over the period.
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Argentina
Calendar of Sports for the Week
National open golf championship opens at Wheaton and key meetings of the USGA in Chicago. Boxing and archery events span San Francisco to Gary Indiana. New England AAU track and field in Brookline while London hosts Festival of Empire sports. Intercollegiate swimming trials at Travers Island and other regional meets in St Louis Montreal Vancouver and Wilmington.
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Do women kiss husbands for love or money
A young person asks why women kiss husbands. The reply from a balded man suggests two reasons: affection or financial motive, implying a cynical view of marital affection and money. The exchange reflects social attitudes and humor in a historical setting.
Humor and Satire Definitions in Brief
A playful exchange compares humor to a sweet lemonade and satire to a lemonade with the sugar left out. The dialogue uses concise, repeated reframing to define humor as light and satire as sharp or stripped of sweetness.
Mistaken After All Dialogue Between Two Minds
A brief exchange reveals misperceptions and a quick reconciliation as one speaker concedes doubt and asks for pardon after a prior assumption of foolishness. The other acknowledges the mistake and asserts a sharper insight.
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