Jones to Open Ice Cream Parlor in Ames
Mr. and Mrs. H. F. Jones depart for Chicago to buy show cases for a new ice cream parlor and confectionary store to open in Ames. Jones has long been in business locally and plans to lease the Hardy building for the venture, aiming to be open by October 1.
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Hardy
Knudson’s Grocery
Jones
Ames
Boy Pioneer Joseph Watt Story From Oregon Narrative
A Youths Companion tale recounts Joseph Watt of Missouri joining Oregon emigrants in 1844. He buys boots with borrowed money, forges ahead barefoot, entertains fellow travelers, sleeps in shavings, and later becomes a woolen mills pioneer on the Pacific coast.
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Joseph Watt
Missouri
McDonald
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Burnt River
Joe Watt
Elisha Bowman
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The Hawaiian Alphabet and Speech, as Heard in Old Hawaii
A brief note on the Hawaiian alphabet of twelve letters with pronunciations and a claimed thirteenth added by missionaries. It describes vowel sounds, Waikiki pronunciation, and differences between high and low caste speech. The piece links aloha to greeting and farewell and explains extended phrases like aloha nui.
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Honolulu
Wikeekee
Papa
Fans From a Fishs Fins
Curious readers explore sea robin fins used to craft fans. The fish’s large pectoral fins dry flat on boards to become fans. Smaller sea robins show brown shading while larger ones are maroon, with many rays in each fin. A large fin yields about a six inch wide fan.
Craft of Japanese fans described in antique trade note
The article explains drying a bamboo or veneer fan to create a slender tapered frame. It details mounting as a fan when dry, then dipping in varnish. The varnish enhances color and acts as a preservative, enabling the finished fan to last for years.
Sentient Alarm Clocks Called Devil Dogs in Greek Service
The article describes small black dogs used as alarm clocks in Greece to rouse workers such as watchmen stage drivers and railroad men. When paired with a stage driver a dog is strapped to a stool and barks to keep the driver and passengers awake, pausing to drink from a basin before resuming the wakeful task.
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Greece
Don’t Die: A Hundred Years Freedom From Fear
A snippet from the Cleveland Plain Dealer frames aging as a simple creed to longevity. The quip reduces the lengthy guide to two words, underscoring a humorous, blunt view on living long without dwelling on specifics.
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The Worth of His Money
In a Highland church a lone auditor mocks the sermon. The minister asks whether to preach Gaelic or English or both. The auditor demands both, joking that the minister is well paid for it, as reported by the Dundee Advertiser.
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Prohibition of Bituminous Coal in England Recalled
The London Telegraph notes that after bituminous coal was adopted as fuel a royal proclamation forbade its use and ordered furnace destruction for offenders. Fuel scarcity later forced a resumption, and during Elizabeth I's reign coal was again banned in Parliament to protect members' health.
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Marked Quote by Ruskin on Wealth and Nobility
The passage reflects John Ruskin’s view that true richness lies in nurturing the most noble and happy people, and in achieving self perfection while wielding broad influence through one’s resources to aid others. It presents a philosophy on wealth, character, and social responsibility.
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The Phenomenon of a Singing Cow on a Thistle
A preacher explains the word phenomenon with a folk tale. He says a cow sitting on a thistle and singing like a bird would qualify as a phenomenon, unlike common cows or singing birds.
Be Firm Young Men and Keep True
A compact admonition urging young men to show Teutonic pluck and steady purpose. It extols resilience, focus on future tasks, and distrust of overdone consistency, concluding with a quotation attributed to Oliver Wendell Holmes.
Why Blood Flows Upward When Head Is Held Down
A classroom riddle where a teacher explains circulation by standing on his head and asks why blood doesn’t rush to his feet. A clever student answers that his feet aren’t empty, delivering a punchline to the science joke.
It’s All In the Seasoning Wrights in Dayton
Orville Wright visits a sick Irish employee at the bicycle factory in Dayton Ohio bringing beef tea. The man returns to work soon after and explains his beef tea tastes better with milk and sugar, in a humorous exchange about seasoning.
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Orville Wright
Cremation Sparks Irish Inquest of Grief
A small town gentleman mourns his wife and follows her dying wish by cremation. Bridget Flannigan, a former servant, consoles him with a lament about the dead and questions the cremation prompting a wry exchange. The brief anecdote reflects humorous superstition about burial and divine care.
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Bridget Flannigan
Bridget
Chivalry in the Middle Ages Noted by Two Readers
Ella and Stella discuss chivalry in the Middle Ages. They compare courtesy between older and younger men, noting elders more often offer seats in streetcars. The conversation links historical norms to present behavior.
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Ella
Stella
Real Meat Baby Steals Spotlight From Wax Doll
humorist Simeon Ford recalls a girl who kept a large wax doll given by him. A new real baby arrives at her home and the child declares she no longer needs wax dolls, since the real baby consumes all her time.
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Simeon Ford
New York
Ford
Marie
Perkin Warbeck and the Prince's Lesson
A prince explains Perkin Warbeck as the pretender son of a king who actually came from respectable parents. The exchange highlights the difference between royal claim and ordinary origins through a child’s memory of a historical name.
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Ireland Man Listens To Fate In Fight For Honor
Mike compiles the male names of the nearby population while his wife notes the effort. Pat OLeary discovers his own name on the list and confronts Mike, demanding answers as tension rises in the humble setting.
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Pat O’leary
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O’leary
Patchwork of Names Sparks Barbed Rivalry on Street
Two men scuffle with boastful exchanges as one claims to add a name to a list while the other challenges the act. Pat presses Mike who retorts he will remove the name, heightening the street contention and drawing a crowd.
Not Frightened by the Warning in Dialogue
A tense exchange unfolds as a warning about consequences is given to Marie. The lady asserts fear of future events while Marie responds that the workload already exceeds one person. The concise back and forth hints at mounting strain and domestic tension.
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Marie
How to Teach Sister to Swim
A humorous overheard exchange between two Boston youths selling papers. The younger asks for the best way to teach a girl to swim. The reply suggests pushing her off the dock, revealing a comic misdirection about sisterly relations.
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F. Tropkinson Smith
Boston
Harry
Cockroach in a Bottle Becomes Daily Classroom Specimen
A mother recalls a school day when her child brought a cockroach in a bottle for nature study. The boy says there are many more specimens and offers to bring one each day, prompting amused remarks from his mother.
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Ladies’ Home Journal
Crib Cost Sparks Awe in New Father
Entranced by his newborn, a father gazed at the crib and whispered that he could not believe how such a crib could be bought for 99 cents. His wife, moved, drew close as tears filled her eyes.
Known by His Friends
A forlorn man brought before a magistrate for drunkenness and disorderly conduct quotes Wordsworth’s sentiment about man’s inhumanity to man and then is sentenced to thirty days. The officer is ordered to compile a list of names for circulation.
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Lippincott's
Mash the Potatoes Solve Family Potatoes Riddle
In a classroom a teacher asks how a mother can give five children equal shares when she has four potatoes. After silence a boy suggests the solution mash the potatoes to share evenly.
Noble Two Keep Kilt Traditions in Scottish Regiment
In a Scotch regiment the colonel seeks votes on adopting trousers over kilts. The sergeant canvasses, learns only two men side with tradition, calling them noble two. The names are Michael Doolan and Patrick Murphy.
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Johnny Never Had the Sparrows
A school scene depicts a teacher asking which is worse worms or sparrows to trap a boy’s attention. Johnny replies he never had the sparrows, illustrating a humorous misdirection about agricultural pests and invasive birds in a Ladies' Home Journal anecdote.
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Lack of Education Cited by Summer Boarder and Farmer
A summer boarder and a farmer discuss education as a drawback. The boarder notes adults who have not learned farming, and the farmer responds with an example of men over fifty who have never planted corn.
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Farmer Jones
Poe Devotion to His Wife Inspires Literary Reverence
E P Ober holtz er notes in Book News that Poe’s attachment to his wife and his devotion to beauty shaped his poetry and criticism. The essay highlights his romantic idealism and reverence for literary ideals evident in his writing.
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Philadelphia
E. P. Oberholtzer
Book News
Recollection of a Poet's Death and Trusted Friend
Mr. Graham recalls the poet's dying days and his intense, anxious care for a beloved companion. He describes the nurse as a mother for her firstborn and notes the poet's shudder at the slightest cough. The memory lingers amid poverty and sorrow after her death.
Blunders of the Types and Misprints
A writer notes typographical errors in a scrapbook of newspaper clippings. Examples include a misprinted bonnier that oddly praises the mayor’s daughters in shepherdess costumes, a cow on tracks prompting an engineer to crash and cut it into two calves, and Mrs. Astor kept home by a bad child due to a misprint of chill.
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New York Society
Tallow Salvors at Battleship Launch
At a battleship launch the slipways are smeared with tallow and linseed oil to ensure a smooth slide into the water. As the ship enters, tallow salvors swarm the water, gathering fat from the keel and bottom plates to sell to soap makers, sometimes earning £2 to £3 per launch.
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London
Helping the Minister and the Sunday School Child
A young minister is asked to speak to a Sunday school. To gain time a girl asks what he knows best. The girl, famed for declamations, asks the preacher to reveal his strongest topic with sympathy in her bright voice.
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Ladies’ Home Journal
All Alone In That Class
A brief snippet from Stray Stories shows a tepid exchange between Mr. Hunker and Miss Throckmorton's social circle. Mr Spotts notes Throckmorton's limited connections, calling them listening acquaintances.
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Changes in sports affect youth conduct, Plato warns
A paraphrase of a Plato quotation notes that altering sports influences the manners of the young, reflecting concerns about how athletic culture shapes behavior and values.
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