Quips and Quirks From The Times On Taft Rockefellers And Airships
A collage of satirical takes on Taft and Secretary Taft’s physique, reformers, professors, and the solar nebular hypothesis. Notes on rockefeller socks, Roy Knabenschue the airshipman, and a Chicagoan fined for flirting as a “perfect gentleman” misread by a judge.
Ethel Barrymore To Marry A Poet For Genius In Family
Reported plan has Ethel Barrymore to wed a poet not alone in marriage but to gain a genius lineage. The note suggests a literary spouse as part of the marriage.
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Ethel Barrymore
Jupiter Gains Seventh Moon in Space Discovery
Astronomers report Jupiter now has seven natural satellites marking a milestone in planetary science. The finding intensifies a race with Saturn as the two giant planets approach parity in moon count.
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Jupiter
Saturn
King Alfonso in Car Crash Sends Engagement Pause
Reports say King Alfonso was involved in another automobile accident within days and his engagement plans appear to be off as a result.
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Alfonso
Royal figures renounce books as prints fade away
Unclear text suggests King Leopold and Capt. Putnam Bradlee Strong withdraw from publication. It hints that current conditions may be worse than visible, urging readiness for broader losses if trends continue.
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King Leopold
Capt. Putnam Bradlee Strong
Chariots Cited in Isaiah Then and Now
A biblical note recalls Isaiah's warning against trusting chariots for protection and reflects on ancient people dodging them, linking past and present concerns about reliance on military power.
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Isaiah
Curzon Resignation Boosts Kitchener Prestige in India
Report says Lord Curzon's resignation raises Sir Herbert Kitchener's standing in India while Sir Redvers Buller shows concern over his own prestige amid uncertain days.
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Lord Curzon
Kitchener
India
Redvers Buller
Can Doctors Know Too Much in Question NY Times
The New York Times questions whether doctors may gain excessive knowledge. It notes that most physicians could argue their innocence without difficulty, suggesting potential boundaries between expertise and accountability.
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The
New York Times
New York Tombs Caterer Guing Nan Patterson Return of Rabbit Foot
A New York Tombs caterer is going to Nan Patterson to recover a rabbit foot. He will argue its value by claiming Nan escaped conviction by a hare.
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New York Tombs
Guing Nan Patterson
Nan
Move to amend: Also tried to bo
Fragmentary note from the Charleston News and Courier cites a quip about the Pegasus and a reference to Alfred Austin with the phrase also ran, suggesting a political or editorial remark on a past event.
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Alfred Austin
Charleston News and Courier
Campaign Smoking and Election Bets Spark Cigar Debate
Statistics show 40 million Havana cigars manufactured in the United States last year. The note hints at offering something good and cheap for campaign smoking and election bets. The tone suggests a political wagering angle tied to cigar usage and campaign culture.
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United States
Railway firms drop age limit for new hires
Railways move to abolish age restrictions in recruitment. They report some workers become more valuable with age, suggesting experience gained over years enhances productivity and usefulness in the railway sector.
Twain's Gout Moments Recalled With Gentle Humor
The remark notes Mark Twain endured gout with wit and suggests he enjoyed moments of levity despite the pain, reflecting on his resilient spirit.
Mount Vernon Seeks Night Silence For Roosters Dogs Bells
Injunctions have been secured to restrain roosters from crowing dogs from barking the tolling of bells and locomotive whistles at night in Mount Vernon New York. Why are the Mount Vernon cats thus favored.
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Mount Vernon
N. Y
Divorce Court Over One Chair Sparks Dispute in Chicago
A Chicago couple seek divorce arguing marriage transformed a single chair into a battleground. They claim prior to marriage one chair sufficed but a preacher’s few words changed everything.
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Chicago
Latrobe Church Disrupted by Pastors Kiss Allegations
A Latrobe church faces disruption after reports that the pastor kissed a girl in the congregation. Dispatched accounts say several young women stand with the preacher while older members, described as spinsters and elders, oppose him.
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Latrobe
Chicago Record-Herald
Petty robberies sweep Shelby county area in Iowa
A wave of petty burglaries hits towns including Tennant Panama Portsmouth Jacksonville Boma and more in Shelby county Iowa. Bloodhounds aided some cases and police expect to arrest the light fingered burglars soon amid ongoing thefts and a Maloy mercantile store break in the month.
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Harlan
Shelby County
Tennant
Panama
Portsmouth
Jacksonville
Boma
Maloy
Maloy Mercantile
Mercantile Company
Manchester
George Slack
A. W. Caul
West Side
Anamosa
Alleged Grafter Held For Grand Jury
H H Seymour was bound over to the October grand jury under $500 bond after a preliminary trial in Red Oak Iowa. He had moved venue from Blackstone's court claiming bias but Justice Watson, seen as part of the bounty fraud, bound him over.
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Red Oak
H. H. Seymour
Baby’s cough saves life in blazing Grinnell hospital
Grinnell Aug 31 A baby's cough woke Dr T E Somers his wife and child as fire swept the Somers hospital early this morning. They escaped before the roof collapsed but were nearly suffocated by smoke. The building was a total loss with about 3 000 dollars damage. The roof is thought to have been started by an electric wire.
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Grinnell
T. E. Somers
Somer’s Hospital
Boy Burns From Gasoline Torch Accident
Thomas Thompson 15, an employee of Lennox Furnace, was badly burned when his clothing saturated with gasoline touched a lighted torch. His father was slightly burned attempting rescue. The youth may die from his injuries.
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Marshalltown
Thomas Thompson
Lennox Furnace Company
Crop conditions improve in northern Iowa region
Swea City Iowa report notes crop conditions much better than in four years. Mc Aninch Bros. thrashed oats last week at sixty bushels per acre. Jaba Korrect counted yields of fifty seven to sixty bushels per acre on 100 acres, with the best ground previously a worthless pond before tiling a year ago.
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Swea City
Iowa
McAninch Bros
Jaba
Battle flags in last resting place in Iowa capitol
Des Moines August 31 Governor Cummins vowed to protect Iowa’s old battle flags as 138 standards were moved from temporary cases to sealed rotunda cabinets. Rev J A Potter and General James B Weaver attended with state officials as Weaver delivered the address, calling the ceremony unforgettable.
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Des Moines
Capitol
Albert Cummins
Iowa
State House
J. A. Potter
Cummins
Jesse Cheek
James B. Weaver
Jas. B. Weaver
Man Accused of Attacking Stepsons in Chariton
The Rev. Mr Bradley a colored minister attempted to kill his stepsons George and Albert Thompson in Chariton. Albert was wounded in the shoulder while George sustained a severe chest gash and a fatal wound was narrowly avoided. Bradley was bound over to the grand jury on a charge of assault with intent to murder and jailed.
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Chariton
George
Bradley
Justice of the Peace
Rural telephone firms in Marion vow to fight Iowa executive council
About 149 rural telephone companies in Marion gathered in the court house and resolved to contest the Iowa executive council in court. The dispute centers on state assessments of rural and toll lines, claimed to be a double tax, with county supervisors supporting the fight and preparing funds. Jones and Cedar counties joined, promising to share costs and hire top legal counsel.
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Cedar Rapids
Court House
Marion
Executive Council of
Iowa
State Executive Council
Board of Supervisors
Executive Council
District Court
Jones
Cedar
Bowel disease hits Shell Rock family. daughter dies
A mysterious bowel illness struck a well family near Shell Rock on Thursday. The little daughter died yesterday and nine other family members are critically ill. others may die. The outbreak alarms local residents as physicians seek answers.
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Waterlow
Shell Rock
Corning Prisoner Escapes from Jail
Corning August 30 James Farrar escaped yesterday afternoon by prying bars from an upstairs window and sliding down with bed clothing tied into a rope. Other prisoners were reportedly involved but the alarm came in time. Farrar was awaiting court on burglary charges.
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Corning
James Farrar
Farrar Wes
Survival of the Fittest Doctrine Praised by Survivors
A reflective line notes comfort found in the survival of the fittest. The author observes that those who endure embrace the doctrine as validating their endurance.
Dr Williams Pink Pills for Pale People Aid Nerves After Typhoid
Typhoid fever weakens nerves and recovery requires tonics building flesh and nerve strength. Dr Williams Pink Pills claim to restore both, with patient Mr Charles Worth of East Vassalboro praising rapid improvement after six months of debility. Pills sold by druggists or directly from Schenectady, N Y. guaranteed free of opiates.
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Williams
Charles Worth
East Vassalboro
Maine
Dr. Williams
Weather Rules of Wool on Living Sheep
Shepherds claim wool quality forecasts weather with earlier wool indicating finer weather. The belief ties wool development to atmospheric conditions, suggesting an unfailing barometer in living sheep.
No remarriage for young Korean widow after husband death
A proverb notes that a Korean widow, regardless of age, never remarries. It claims that even if she was married only a week or a month before her husband’s death, she will not wed his successor.
Tall Bishop Aids by Tiny Helper at Boston Garden
Bishop Nile of New Hampshire, tall and heavy, struggled to rise in a Boston public garden during an Episcopal convention. A small girl offered help, insisting she could assist. He concluded she was too small, then she quipped she had helped grandpa when he was drunker than him.
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Nile
New Hampshire
Boston
Grandpa
Sure Cure at Last Kidney Pills Bring Relief
Monticello Mississippi September 4 Special Lawrence County reports a kidney cure using Dodd's Kidney Pills. Mrs L B Baggett credits the remedy with curing dropsy and kidney trouble. She says urine flowed poorly and doctors diagnosed dropsy, but after following directions she became a well woman.
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Monticello
Miss
Lawrence County
Dodd
Ingenious trap nets sleepwalking mother in law
Mr. Sela Hastings of Southbury Connecticut set a deer trap on his land. At midnight the family woke to barking dogs and Hastings found his mother in law Dorothy Taylor trapped by the leg in the device. Taylor is described as a sleep walker.
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Sela Hastings
Southbury
Conn
Hastings
Dorothy Taylor
Mull's Anti Belch Wafers Offer Promises Stomach Cure
A broad promotional notice claims Mull's Anti Belch Wafers cure digestion issues without drugs. It asks readers with symptoms like belching indigestion and breath problems to request a free sample or two boxes for 75 cents, asserting absorption-based relief and medical backing.
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Mull
Mull’s Grape Tonic Co
Third Ave
Rock Island
Ill
War in East Ends as Czar Yields to Japanese Demands
Russia accepts the imperial ultimatum, dividing Sakhalin and paying maintenance for POWs. It recognizes Japan’s influence in Korea and evacuates Manchuria restoring Chinese sovereignty. Leases to Port Arthur and Danya are ceded, along with Liaotung leases and eastern railways, while fishing rights along the Siberian coast are granted to Japan.
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Russia
Japan
Korea
Manchuria
Japa
Laio Tung
Port Arthur
Danya
Blonde and
Elliott Islands
China
Chinese Eastern Railways
Marshal Oyama
Siberian
Japan Concedes War Costs and Sakhalin Division Terms
Japan agrees to forgo indemnity and reimbursement for war costs and to an equal division of Sakhalin Island with Russia. It drops provisions on the surrender of interned Russian warships and limits on Russia’s Far East naval power from peace conditions.
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Japan
Sakhalin
Russia
Far East
Peace Ends War Between Japan and Russia at Portsmouth
The Portsmouth conference concluded peace terms this morning with M Witte and Baron Komura directing the talks and M de Martens and Mr Dennison handling treaty drafting. Russia yields little and Sakhalin is effectively neutralized with mutual commercial privileges and an open door. No secret clauses are indicated, but a future alliance rumor lingers.
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Portsmouth
N. H
Japan
Russia
M. Witte
Baron Komura
M. de Martens
Dennison
Roosevelt
Nicholas
Meyer
Sakhalin
Far East
Chantsu
Oyama
la Perous
Hokkaido
Pacific
Cholera Epidemic Sweeps Prussia and Russia
Hamburg reports no new local cholera cases while Russia sends alarming dispatches. In Prussia seven new cases at Danzig, two new cases with one death and three suspects at Culm, a death and five suspects at Marienwerder. A Berlin traveler to Rastenburg died. family quarantined.
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Hamburg
Germany
Russia
Rastenburg
Prussia
Berlin
Danzig
Culm
Marienwerder
Teen's fatal attempt at Loop the Gap in Evansville
Arthur Hoeger, 15, was injured while attempting to loop the gap on a wheel at a creek crossing in Evansville Indiana. He believed the momentum would carry him across a 15 foot wide creek but lost control and suffered a fractured spine. The stunt was inspired by a recent circus visit.
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Evansville
Ind
Arthur Hoeger
Senator Sullivan Endorses Doan's Kidney Pills
Hon Timothy D Sullivan of York member of Congress and Democratic leaders in New York strongly recommend Doan's Kidney Pills. He writes that the remedy relieved distress from sick kidneys and restored health, noting his satisfaction and that of several friends. Foster Milburn Co Buffalo distributes. price 60 cents a box.
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Timothy D. Sullivan
York
Congress
New York
New State
Sullivan
Doan
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Yorkshire Angler Recalls Pike Attack by River Leven
A Yorkshire gentleman relates a tough fish tale claiming a pike jumped out of the River Leven and bit his foot. He offers an affidavit confirming the event as true.
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Yorkshire
England
Leven
Defiance Starch Promises More Value and No Sticking
Ahousehold ad promotes Defiance Cold Water Starch claiming each 16 oz package saves time and money versus %-pound competitors. It asserts no harmful chemicals and calls out dealers offering 12 oz packs to clear stock. The copy emphasizes Defiance never sticks to laundry iron and urges demand for 16 oz packages.
Portsmouth City Adopts Ban On Cock Crowing
Portsmouth council approves an ordinance to suppress cock crowing. The London News suggests a remedy using a high roost and a swinging board to deter birds from crowing. The article notes a chicken keeper argues the ban is ineffective.
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Portsmouth
England
London News
German Husband Smirks at Hospital Report On Improvements
A German husband called his sick wife’s hospital daily and was repeatedly told she was improving. After days of the same report, he sarcastically asked the doctor in perfect English to explain the improvements, hinting at doubt about the condition.
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A. German
Youthful visitor at State Capitol prompts press flower request
A bright boy visiting a Pennsylvania legislator drew a demand for a State Fish mission report. The active youth impressed the member who noted the boy’s reply asking for any old thing heavy on to press wild flowers. The exchange leaked as the year’s wolf report was discussed.
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Pennsylvania
State Fish Mission
State Capitol
OUST THE DEMON COFFEE WRECKING NERVES RELIEF WITH POSTUM
A California couple describe severe nervousness and headaches tied to coffee. After switching to Postum Coffee, they report rapid relief and regained neck comfort, with no return to old coffee. The Postum claim highlights no drugs and a health benefit.
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