Accrobatic Confession Stuns Parishioners
A young man confesses to an acrobatry income and then turns himself inside out to prove the claim. A wary priest is stunned by the display while an onlooking old woman fears a deadly penance.
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Newspaper
Ames Times
Location
Ames, Iowa, United States of America
Date
Oct 24, 1907
Page
11
A young man confesses to an acrobatry income and then turns himself inside out to prove the claim. A wary priest is stunned by the display while an onlooking old woman fears a deadly penance.
A succinct verse reflecting on reform and change as old creeds crumble beneath upheaval. The speaker embraces upheaval, denouncing stagnation and urging action to tear down outdated rulers and systems without fear.
In a domestic vignette from Lippincott's, Melinda gains a raise to five dollars a week for washing at home, then refuses to wash claiming the five dollar gals do not do washing, revealing a class and labor tension in the household.
A Scotch minister steers a boatload of ladies toward a landing on a Highland loch. A squall bursts and steering grows difficult when a girl yells, asking where they are going. The minister, frustrated, warns her to sit and remain still, saying that will verra much de-
The passage reflects on the senate and its loyalty to the people through a comic anecdote about Mary Miles. It contrasts Kennedy's view with a personal tale of Mary and her soldier husband in India.
An English orator rose to speak and announced his long life before a roaring crowd. The audience shouted hear hear and laughter surged as the aspirant for political honors resumed his seat.
Sailors report a Nantucket craft using sand ballast to hide a reef or hill as a sounding test. Captain Bunk er, ill in his cabin, directed inspecting the lead. The mate doubted and dropped the lead in ballast, prompting the captain to declare Nantucket sunk and over Tupper's Hill.
A story about an elderly colored man who steals a pig and prays all night for forgiveness. His wife awakens to find him still praying as dawn breaks, while he explains to the Lord his struggle with the theft. A Tennessee traveler then chats with an elderly woman watching children near a cabin.
In dialect speech a parent instructs his sons to come forward and announces the boys’ names. The elder notes the children are named by Bible figures Apostle Paul and Epistle Peter, reflecting religious naming traditions.
A suburbanite refuses spare change to a beggar and is asked why it matters which river side he stands on. The exchange highlights concern and empathy on a simple street encounter. Lippincott's.
Private John Allen of Mississippi watched a Grand Army of the Republic parade and mused that he knew many backs from the Civil War era. Senator Mason of Illinois asked if he recognized faces after forty years. Allen replied that he recognized backs.
A story recalls Governor Gilmore of New Hampshire writing a letter to a section boss that bore only the date and his signature. The boss mistook it for a pass, read aloud the date, and continued in the same job, believing it a valid sign from Gilmore. John kept his section post.
A collection of brief comic vignettes from everyday scenes. A Boston kindergarten gum incident, a colored bank tale, an Irishman restaurant plea for fish, and a mistaken surgical note spark lighthearted social observations.
A Chinese newspaper editor declines a manuscript with a formal archaic opening praising a celestial brother, then condemns the author as a dependent seeking favor and charity from the paper, signaling rejection of publication.
A noble envoy extols a manuscript as a masterpiece beyond compare. They vow to print only works equal to it, yet concede no such comparison will be possible for 10,000 years. They return the manuscript, beg forgiveness, and offer obeisance to its author.
An English boy narrates his uneasy sighting of a bowlegged man by a hot fire. Unable to stay silent, the boy cautions him to move away, saying the man is warpin.
A young woman slips a five cent piece to a stout man in a car. The nickel travels along his spine as she tries to reclaim it. Willie explains his mother saves nickels for a dollar to buy more cod liver oil.
A collection of joked anecdotes from Harper’s Weekly and era witticisms. A businessman recalls a two telephones issue and an embarrassed new office boy. a senate misprint prompts Tillman quip. a coin-throwing gent helps a borrower. misheard patient notes in a druggist scrapbook. and a Scotland inn barometer quip about Dugald’s glass.
A London New piece recounts a learned correspondent recalling an exchange with an elderly witness. When naming herself as Mrs Bardell from Gravesend she is asked if she knew Charles Dickens. She replies by clarifying the undertaker joke and the fate of fame.
Alfred Sidney Johnson in World Today notes iceberg deposits aid seabed formation from Labrador to Fundy, creating fishing banks that support cod and herring fisheries. Bergs temper climate interior North America, enabling a vital global productive industry and livelihoods for sailors.
A Dublin Georgia reader praises Electric Bitters for an eighty year old mother in good health after three years of use. The letter claims benefits for female weakness and general vitality, with promises of stomach liver and kidney relief. Fifty cent bottle guarantee cited.
A New York Press report quotes a prison chaplain lamenting inmates reading secret papers. Prisoners hide pages against cell doors beneath peepholes and work with a dustpan and brush while peering through the gap as guards make rounds.
Magistrate chides man for blaming his mother in law after he tries to dodge responsibility for beating his wife. The bench questions chivalry and recalls a virtuous mother-in-law as the man stares in disbelief. The elderly observer cites a punchline about Adam. Afflicted with sore eyes for 33 years, P C Earls credits Chamberlain's Salve with restoring sight after six years of blindness. Judisch Bros. sell the salve.
A visitor praises Lincoln for broad support to seek a second term. Lincoln replies with a fable about an Illinois farmer who tries blasting but cannot get his powder to fire, concluding it would not go off because it had been shot before.
In a New York Press anecdote a passenger complains the City of arrives late, while an Irish traveler replies that the distance remains unchanged and travelers enjoy a longer sea voyage for their money.
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