Livestock on the Farm Steer buying guide for profitable feedlot
W. J. Kennedy explains how to select and buy feedlot steers to maximize profit. Emphasizes prime, well-muscled, handling-quality feeders from beef breeds, with strong constitution and early maturity, plus careful timing and pricing to secure at least 1.5 cents per pound gain.
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Chicago
When Dead Men Ate
A doctor tricks a patient who believes he is dead by staging ghostly attendants at table. The patient asks if dead men eat and, convinced by the ruse, agrees to eat and survives the deception by joining the meal.
A Wise Little Milliner Hairline Realities of Trade
A New York Times quotation reveals a milliner explaining why she sticks to modest hats for country customers. She notes selling extravagant New York styles alienates husbands and countrymen, leading to lost trade.
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New York
New York Times
Humorous Scottish Kirk Tale of Daw and Grace Wilson
A clergyman recounts a tale from a Scotland visit about Rev. David Daw a diminutive minister who marries Grace Wilson a bride taller than him. On the first Sunday after the wedding another minister preaches to keep Daw from mentioning the marriage the sermon cites Ephesians III 8 as Daw’s supposed Grace.
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Mr. Caw
Presence of Mind in Prison Escape Attempt
A prison superintendent reading in his private room faced a dangerous convict who produced a long iron bar and threatened murder to escape. The superintendent calmly noted the convict’s error and asserted the plan was to escape tomorrow, leaving the would be killer momentarily unsettled.
Parole Offer Sparks Tense Moment in Prison Office
A prison official informs a convict a pardon arrived today for good conduct and offers money, then unlocks a drawer revealing a revolver pointed at him, creating a chilling confrontation as the papers are shown.
Nasir Eddin Khodja Claims Moon Fell Into Well
The Turkish joker Khodja sees the moon in a well and lowers a rope with a hook. The hook breaks, leaving him flat on his back, certain he has put the moon back in its place.
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Nasir Eddin Khodja
Khodja
Rhodja
Twenty Minutes to Eat No More Says Attendant
A traveler asks if he has twenty minutes to wait or to eight, and the railway restaurant waiter replies I said aaythur you had twenty minutes to ate and that’s all yez had. Yer train's gone now.
Joys of Absence
A Brookyn Life quip notes a person stays busy amid separation, reading cherished letters in the morning and replying in the afternoon, implying affection and distraction from George's absence. The item captures light social wit and domestic humor of the era.
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George
Brooklyn
The Two Views Cartoon Exchange
A Harper's Weekly cartoon caption contrasts optimism and pessimism with a father and son dialogue. The exchange frames an optimist as believing times are ripe and a pessimist as believing they are rotten.
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Johnnie
Harper’s Weekly
Optimist and Pessimist Exchange Quip About Meals
A playful exchange hints at hotel dining quality with a rimshot of humor. The optimistic remark about meals prompts a pessimistic punch line, capturing a light moment in casual dialogue.
The Woman Who Deliberates Is Lost In Print
The Philadelphia Inquirer cites a quip about debating figures being defeated by overthinking. It suggests a punchier twist by proposing the phrase be rendered as extinct rather than lost, implying a critique of endless deliberation.
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Cole
Burleigh
After the Fire in Brooklyn Life Cartoon
A humorous exchange notes Spender lacking fire insurance after a blaze. The quip contrasts his past wealth with current financial trouble, illustrating a common joke about sudden misfortune and the need for insurance.
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