Our Boys and Girls Learn From Animals Ears and Eaves
A tale shows Dolly matching a toy rabbit to a picture while Uncle Tom explains why rabbit ears point back as a hare flees and wolves hunt forward. The discussion blends natural history with a family scene and references a six piece suite crafted by three sisters for wealthy eastern families.
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Uncle Tom
Dolly
Ted
Tom
Friendship Ethics For Girls In Harper’s Young People
The piece urges selecting friends by virtue not glamour, praising sincere loyal support, defending absent friends, and avoiding hurtful judgment. It cites lifelong bonds like Maria Hare and Lucy Stanley, who remained devoted from childhood to old age through letters and shared experiences as examples.
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Maria Hare
Lucy Stanley
Harper's Young People
Swann Girls Craft Noted Cedar Chest In Ohio Home
A wealthy Lift en family placed a Swann Girls sideboard in their living room. The piece, praised for artistic merit and craftsmanship, was designed and made by three Swann sisters, Louisville based, in the only furniture shop run by women in their network.
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Liften
Ohio
Aigne
Rts
Laurel Street
Louisville
Swann Girls
Laura Swann
His Majesty the St Bernard and the royal rebuke told
A Philadelphia Times tale recounts a St Bernard named His Majesty who, after being scolded for lying on a costly rug, waited in quiet resentment. When the mistress retreated to the library the dog leapt onto the lounge, menacing her with teeth bared and fierce gaze. The master later shot the dog after the confrontation.
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St. Bernard
Philadelphia Times
The Robins and Chicken Exchange Odd Questions
A plump robin spots a worm while a frisky chick scolds the robin for a strange looking bird. The robin asks if the chicken can crow and the chicken asks if the robin can sing. Each believes the other knows nothing at all.
Elderly bachelor learns bicycle with rough lessons
An older man jokes about learning to ride a bicycle. He says his lessons last half an hour, with twenty five minutes on the ground and five in the air, describing a rough afternoon and his stiff walk.
Seven year old census tale with Bridget McCarthy
A seven year old on a porch interacts with a census taker for the first time. He lists household members and correctly clarifies Bridget McCarthy is Irish not domestic, demonstrating his grasp of the term and a playful misunderstanding.
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Jack
Bridget McCarthy
Ireland
Gun quips between two men over usage over years
A dialogue between Papa and Sammy centers on a firearm's reliability. Papa claims the old gun still performs as well as fifteen years ago while Sammy notes it has been fired many times.
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Papa
Sammy
Governess Explains Clock Hands Progress
In a concise dialogue the governess asks why the large clock hand advances quicker. Robbie answers that it moves faster, distinguishing the rate of the minute hand from the hour hand.
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Robbie
Sharp Points from Our Humorous Exchanges
A witty verse from Keppler and Schwarzmann mocks marriage fraud and folly. A man laments a gold loving fiancée and foresees losing the rich rival who will win her before he amasses wealth. John Ludlow from Puck is cited.
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John Ludlow
Puck
Domestic Strategy Conversational Parable
A wife and husband debate who bears blame for dry meat at table. She hints scolding the butcher may provoke him to scold the cook, while the husband questions the plan and the fault assignment. The exchange satirizes shifting blame in domestic life.
The Down Trodden Sex
Mrs Highupp and Mrs Wayupp discuss societal duties and the endless labor of a woman’s social role, noting that even after wealth men retire a woman continues constant social activity.
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Highupp
Wayupp
Too Particular. Employment Agent and Domestic Joke
A dialect joke contrasts an employment agent's complaint with a domestic quarrel about rigidity. The husband claims the wife was too particular and would not let him lock the baby in the folding bed when Shad company visited.
Book of Etiquet and Complete Letter Writer Reference
Local exchange humor shows Mr Highfl i asking about a guide titled the Book of Etiquet and Complete Letter Writer Mrs H responds with curiosity. Mr Highfli states his aim is to draft a letter to a gro cer explaining an inability to pay.
Great Strain on the System at Orchestra Rehearsal
A dialogue describes fatigue from a busy day and an orchestra rehearsal. The clerk jokes about appearing bored to cope with the lively program of popular tunes and a lighthearted mood.
Getting a Good Fit Nodd its a great thing to be the same size
A humorous exchange from a clothier and fur nisher about husbands and wives sharing clothing sizes. Nodd notes that when his wife wants bloomers, he goes to the tailor for measurement. The piece plays on domestic fashion norms with light banter.
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Todd
Taken and Taken
A fragmentary dialogue shows two speakers debating a photograph left on a table. One person claims it is gone and questions how to help themselves. The other acknowledges without commitment.
Boy Asked for Fair Whipping After Fight
A youth pleads with his father after a scuffle asking if it is fair to receive two licks for fighting. The father replies he will not give two whippings, noting the boy already received one from the opponent. The exchange ends with a plan for a single punishment.
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Pop
Invention Not the Mother of Experience Quote
A Hudson Register quotation notes that inventors of gunpowder often lack practical know how in handling it, praising Chinese clumsiness in the knowledge of its use.
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Hudson
N. Y
Doubling the Number Closet Demand Sets Tenant’s Lease
A humorous exchange where a woman objects to too few closets in a house. The landlord suggests doubling the closet count and she agrees to sign. Later the landlord orders a carpenter to split each existing closet into two.
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George
Dialogue Between Actors About Embodying Roles
A brief Harper's Weekly quip features two actors debating stage psychology. One argues emotional distance improves audience connection, while the other urges performers to seek success as proof of sympathy with viewers.
Daubed signs stir memories of past protests
A daughter recalls the unpleasant nationwide backlash against vivid signs from Catchem and Cheatem's, explaining to her mother how those banners angered many and are remembered as a notable local episode.
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Catchem & Cheatem’s
Man Declines Plate in Pure Food Exhibition Sketch
In a Chicago Record cartoon, a housewife offers broiled potatoes to a hungry man at a Wayside Walks scene. He refuses, citing the exhibition’s claim that potatoes lack wholesome sustenance.
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Chicago
Missionary Debate on Converting Chief's Wife
A missionary laments that converting the chief's favorite wife would ease all, but she finds nothing appealing in Christian civilization. The wife suggests showing her fashion plates after some thought.
Readers suggest old fashioned romance avoiding modern heroines
A dialogue at a bookstore has Mrs. Reader asking for a traditional novel where the hero and heroine are kept apart by cruel parents. She grows weary of stories with young women on a mission. The daughter asks for guidance on the preferred style.
The Sort of Window They Like
An old Detroit Sun quip notes that women favor the display with the largest looking glass in it, humorously commenting on shop windows and vanity.
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Crusty
Detroit
Johnny Mammas Worries Over Cake Etiquette
Johnny complains his mother overreacted about cake at the visit. The hostess asks how she worried him and he says his mother warned him not to gorge himself, doubting the cake’s quality.
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Johnny
Refrain of a Song Seated Exchange
Miss Hysee asks Mr. Gilgal what part of the song he liked best. Gilgal, suppressing a yawn, replies the refrain is truth.
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Miss Hysee
Mr. Gilgal
The Bicycle Brigade Attacks Our Flank in Wartime Scoop
In a brisk briefing the commander orders artillery to load with tacks as the bicycle brigade presses a sharp advance on our flank. The exchange underscores a tense near future conflict and rapid battlefield improvisation.
Lying Low Schoolmate Plays Piano on Installments
A humorous dialogue reveals a student questions piano practice while Miss Thumper explains they are buying on installments. The exchange implies a fear of parental wrath affecting payments and thus the playing habit.
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Thumper
The preacher and the joke about life and death
A witty exchange contrasts a sermon line about life and death with a quip about trolley cars and folding beds, illustrating a humorous take on mortality.
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Dot
Little Dick
Law Against Shooting Eagles Cited in Baby Dispute
In a playful exchange about babies and eagles, a character notes that eagles may carry off infants and recalls a law forbidding shooting eagles, reflecting a whimsical debate over protection and danger.
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Johnny
Mens
Ethe
Tailor and Tailcoat Laugh at Store Departments
A humorous dialogue shows Tailor offering neckties while New Boy directs to the toilet department and promises mustache invigorators, reflecting playful shop banter and product confusion.
Parent and dealer clash over worn school shoes
A heated exchange centers on a buyer blaming a pair of school shoes for wearing out quickly. The dealer expresses surprise, suggesting the child wore them outside school, prompting a terse confrontation.
Johnny Explains A Stone Throwing Incident
A child explains an incident where Johnny explains that Willie Winkum appeared inclined to throw something at him and the stone was tossed toward Willie to deflect aggression, with the motive shown as preventing a direct hit.
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Johnny
Willie Winkum
School Slate Rule Sparks Playful Debate
Two little girls discuss fairness of a teacher marking a child for dropping a slate. The dialogue hints at classroom rules and student mischief in a light, humorous exchange.
Difference Between an Advanced Woman and Others
A joke exchanges a punchline about leadership in marriage. A child explains that an advanced woman openly bosses her husband, while an ordinary woman keeps it hidden. The quip plays on gender roles with a playful twist.
Prairie fashion notes on chiffon blouses and lace vests
The text describes chiffon or mousseline de soie blouses as versatile and delicate. It notes wearing them over a worn silk waist to refresh the look and highlights a cerise chiffon vest with vertical black lace bands as an example of refined layering.
Night Train Bride and Groom Baffle Toll Grabbing
A Canarsie clam farmer and his 250 pound wife entertained a Brooklyn night train crowd on a bridge train to Brooklyn. The husband quarrels with a toll shark over a missing dime, scattering coins and provoking laughter as passengers watch. The couple reach Brooklyn station with the farmer still seeking the dime and the wife restraining him from chasing the next train to New York.
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Canarsie
Brooklyn
Reuben
Baby
New York
Brooklyn Lagle
Cheating at cards and the lure of games of chance
The London Truth notes that cheating appears common in high stakes gambling with at least 3 of 100 men and 6 of 100 women seen as cheating. It argues that players seek small advantages to profit over time and cites baccarat where a £10 stake per coup could yield £6 per hour and £1,200 yearly if repeated over two hundred hours.
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London
Baccarat
Hide
Bears as pets on a Revenue ship Wineska the bear
Lieut Clark recalls a bear named Wineska aboard a Revenue service vessel in Alaska. The animal climbed the rigging, rode the yardarm, and sought grog and molasses. He teased a Chinese cook, helped himself to sugar and butter, and required a rope harness for baths. His eyes glowed like two fireballs when hid.
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Lieut. Clark
Revenue Service
Alaska
New Orleans Picayune
Fooling the Ducks in Missouri Lake
A Richmond Democrat report claims a hunter pursued a flock of dida per ducks on a lake. The birds allegedly dodge bullets. after emptying his cartridges, the hunter lit a cigar and puffed to keep ducks underwater until he drowned the entire flock as described by American Field.
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Richmond
Quirky Native Names Recorded Among South African Workers
A New York Tribune report notes that arriving workers are given arbitrary names by their first employer. The native register at the diamond fields lists Sixpence as the favorite, with others like Shilling Dollar January February and more unusual labels such as Hell and Bla zes.
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South Africa
Diamond Fields
Hell and Blazes
New York Tribune
Congress Debates Tariff and Currency Bills Across Chambers
Senate and House actions focus on a deficiency bill amendment striking amines tax and adding a new tariff schedule. Debate on the Nicaragua canal and currency legislation continues. House honors late Rep Post of Illinois with resolutions. Carlisle currency bill passes caucus vote.
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Senate
Washington
Morgan
Nicaragua
House
Black
Georgia
McCreary
Buckner
Haugen
Adams
Lodge
United War
Honolulu
Military Academy Np
Hendrix
Hepburn
Sperry
Caruth
Pence
Dingley
G A
Boatner
Cochran
Lacey
Bland
Henderson
Illinois
Inaugurations and Nominations Across States
Maine Governor Cleaves inaugurated for a second term. Senator Frye renominated. New Hampshire Governor Beshiel inaugurated. Massachusetts Governor Green begins second term. Nebraska Governor Holcomb inducted. Missouri Republicans organize the house. Lincoln Republicans nominate Thurston for senate. Colorado Republicans renominate Wolcott. Michigan Republicans nominate McMillan. Burrows nominated for unexpired Stockbridge term. New Mexico House in a deadlock.
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Maine
Augusta
Cleaves
Frye
New Hampshire
Concord
Beshiel
Massachusetts
Boston
Green
Nebraska
Lincoln
John M. Thurston
Colorado
Denver
Senator Wolcott
Michigan
Lansing
McMillan
Burrows
Stockbridge
New Recorder Takes Bench in City and County Court
John Will Goff was sworn in as the new recorder and presiding judge of the Court of General Sessions in the city and county. He charged the grand jury with investigating oppression and prosecutions against public officials.
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New Yeak
John Will Goff
Court of General Sessions of
New
New Recorder
Gran Jury
Masson Board Member Seeks Miners’ Return to Arbitration
Joseph Bishop of the state board arrived in Masson Ohio to urge miners to abandon the strike and accept arbitration results. He plans to meet representative miners and press their moral obligation to reconcile, staying until reconciliation seems possible or impossible.
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Masson
Ohio
Joseph Bishop
Literary Notes on Weeks and Crawford in January Magazines
The January Popular Science Monthly notes origins of weeks as lunar sub divisions and early sabbath use by moon worshippers. Marion Crawford, author of Casa Braccio, is identified as a Roman Catholic. The January issue also features St Nicholas, Rogue Elephants by C Holder, Yim Sheridan and His Christmas Goose by Leonard M Prince, a frontier tale with danger and adventure. Dr Parkhurst will contribute to Ladies Home Journal addressing women’s social and moral questions.
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A. B. Ellis
Popular Science Monthly
Babylon
Marion Crawford
Crawford
St. Nicholas
C. F. Holder
Yim Sheridan
Leonard M. Prince
U.S. A
Parkhurst
Ladies Home Journal
New York
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