A Roomer’s Death in a Lodging House
A reporter notes a guest killed himself last night by hanging from a third story window in a lodging house. The keeper confirms a troubling air about the roomer, while a poem on equality by J. C. Brennan contrasts social ranks with divine judgment.
A Place For Jeremiah
A prosy preacher dwells on prophets from minor to major then asks Jeremiah’s place. A tall man in the back stands and offers Jeremiah his seat, declaring he is going home. The crowd sighs relief as the sermon shifts away from troubled topics.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jeremiah
Desperate Case Ends With Kimono Cutting Note
A husband returns to find a note from his wife Belle stating she has gone to have her kimono cut out. He rushes to a hospital to visit Mrs Browns room but learns no Mrs Brown is there. The note reveals the plan and the letters BELLE imply the author.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Mrs. Brown
Belle
Ladies’ Home Journal
Wanted Gentleman to Undertake Patent Medicine Sale
An English daily advertises a gentleman to undertake selling a patent medicine. The advertiser guarantees profitability to the undertaker.
The Best Man Describes a Dismaying Entrance
A wedding tale reports Pat invited to the event. He ascends to the gentlemen's dressing room, then tumbles down the stairs in disarray. He recalls meeting a man in the room with a white carnation and kid gloves who claimed to be the best man, a revelation Pat finds humorous and troubling.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pat
A Maker of History
A soldier recalls General Shafter’s contempt for military posers and stumbles. He joked about a general of volunteers who cut his leg on a caisson wheel in retreat and later nursed his wounds. The anecdote highlights Shafter’s skepticism toward vain display.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Shafter
Aeneral
Administrator's Notice in Story County Iowa 1907
The District Court of Story County Iowa appoints Parley Sheldon as administrator of the estate of G A Armle g deceased of Ames. Creditors urged to present claims for allowance. debtors to make payment to the administrator at Ames Iowa on or before the specified date.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
District Court
Story County
Iowa
G. A. Armle
Ames
Parley Sheldon
Laments of a General Defiant to a Young Visitor
A Minneapolis Journal anecdote recounts an old general, famed for a brave wound, snubbing a courteous young caller. The youth jokes about lameness and accidents, sparking a fierce rebuke from the veteran who orders him to read about his country’s history.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Minneapolis Journal
A Clever Animal in Cleveland Street Railway Dispute
Mayor Tom L Johnson of Cleveland mocks the legal fracas over street railway permits. He recalls a tale of an old lady and a dog to illustrate injunctions and court battles. The anecdote portrays persistence and comic misadventure in municipal governance.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tom L. Johnson
Cleveland
Johnson
Sauce For the Gander
A humorous San Francisco vignette shows a Chinese cook named Wang Hang Ho being nicknamed John by a lady who cannot recall his full name. When she asks for her own name, he hears Mrs. Melville Landon and playfully suggests Tommy as a simpler alias. The exchange highlights language play and cross cultural misunderstanding.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
San Francisco
Wang Hang Ho
John
Melville Landon
Membul
London
Tommy
Nabobs at Harvard Provokes Town Meeting Speaker
At a town meeting Professor Pierce of Harvard was chosen to represent college professors on a question. After his speech a townsman opposed, denouncing Harvard nabobs. Pierce explained he could not respond after being called a nabob, enjoying the crowd’s reaction.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Pierce
Harvard
Harvard College
A Devotional Turn of Mind in Village Ministry
A new village minister meets a young man on his way to evening service. He asks if the youth attends worship, to which the young man humorously replies that he goes every Sunday night and is on his way to see her now.
Welsh minister trial ends in linguistic showdown
A Connecticut congregation sought a learned pastor and allowed sermons on trial. A Welsh applicant, to display learning, quoted Greek and Welsh passages, then threatened Hebrew. A Welsh laugh erupted in back, but the preacher warned him to stop or be found out, ending with a shared dinner.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Connecticut
Visitor of noble birth to arrive at northern country house
A noble visitor was expected at a large northern England country house. The house owner’s seven year old daughter stood with her mother receiving final instructions as the visit approached.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
England
Duke Delivers Lesson In Courtesy To Child Guest
In a formal visit the duke spoke to the child with a blessing prayer. After greetings he asked the girl her name and she solemnly answered with a poised prayer for gratitude, saying Amen for what they are about to receive.
Angelo's Family and the Solitude of Michelangelo
The passage describes Michelangelo living withdrawn from society, shaping sublime sculptures and paintings. He declares painting a jealous wife, unable to share his affections, and calls his works his children, revealing a life devoted to art over marriage.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Angelo
Michael Angelo
An Old Youngster Meets Senator Pettus Across the Street
Senator Pettus of Alabama assisted a decrepit old man struggling to cross Pennsylvania avenue in Washington. The grateful pedestrian wished Pettus well and hoped to meet help again when aged. Pettus replied he was eighty two, while the other spoke of being sixty six.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Senator Pettus
Alabama
Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington
Mr. Pettus
Love Scorns Degrees In The Divine Equality Of Love
A poem by Paul H. Hayne declares love overpowers social ranks. The speaker extols how affection levels class and elevates two hearts to meet in mutual passion, despite society's disdain. Love, earth's lord, asserts its sovereign will against custom and constraints.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Earth
He Saw Double At A Wedding Feast
A Scotch minister and his servant walk home from a wedding and debate their state of sobriety. The minister asks if he is walking straight and the servant, Sandy, replies with a humorous mishearing about who is walking with him.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sandy
Argonaut
Long Distance Jane
A farmer doubts telephone talk across miles until a lightning strike shocks him during a trial call to his wife. The neighbor consoles him, and the farmer admits the moment confirms communication despite the danger. The tale ends with the farmer declaring the voice was indeed Jane.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jane
Ladies’ Home Journal
Fixed All Right Man Pays For Dog
An automobilist encounters a man and his dog on the road. The dog is struck and killed by the car. The motorist offers five dollars to settle. The man pockets the money and asks whose dog it was as the car vanishes.
Juvenile Ambition and the Carnegie Hero
Gardiner Oregon resident Mrs. M. G. Black, a Carnegie hero fund recipient for saving three girls from drowning, discusses whether bravery can be cultivated. She says yes, through unselfishness taught by kindness, recalling a boy who vowed to whip his father after an Easter party talk.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
M. G. Black
Gardiner
Ore
Carnegie Hero Fund
Shocked Into Generosity At Small Church Drive
A local church seeks funds for repairs with a meeting underway to raise money. the pastor has pledged $500 toward the effort to bolster community support and cover urgent maintenance.
Prominent Deacon’s Plaster Prank Sparks Donation Swing
A stingy church member offered one dollar after a sermon plea for funds. A chunk of plaster fell from the ceiling striking him, prompting a quick correction to fifty dollars. An excited onlooker cried for another heavenly blow, adding to the curious fundraising moment.
Lincoln's Soft Answer Across Tea and Quotas
A New York visit at Americus clubhouse in Greenwich features Governor Hoff man hearing about Lincoln's open letter to Connecticut Governor Buckingham thanking for troops. Hoff man recalls Lincolns reply noting New Yorks quota and a quip about Mrs Lincoln serving tea. The anecdote preserves a Boston Herald recount from a social gathering.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lincoln
New York
Americus
Greenwich
Connecticut
Executive Mansion
President
Buckingham
Empire State
Mr. Lincoln
God Always With Him Dog Follows Boy on Errand
A mother gently corrects her son after he swears, assuring him that God is with him always and knows his thoughts. Later, as the boy heads downtown, a dog trails him prompting the boy to tell the animal to go away since it would be odd to have both God and a dog following him.
The Yankee and the Confederate Horse Trade
A Confederate camp near a temporary truce encounters a Yankee rider seeking a tobacco deal and a horse trade. The Confederate boasts a tall, fine horse, while the Yankee cites a prior $10,000 expense and offers $7,000. The exchange hints at wartime barter and inflated horse values amid humor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Yank
Lippincott’s
O Rorke Hodcarrier Rose to West Point Hero
In Rochester O Rorke led as a hodecarrier and topped his class at West Point. Friends bought him a gold watch to honor the achievement. He served as colonel of the One Hundred and Fortieth New York, married Bridget, and was killed at Gettysburg on Round Top. Atlantic reflects on his legacy and enduring fame.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
O’rorke
Rochester
West Point
Toil
One Hundred and Fortieth New York
Bridget
Cushing
Pat
Bayard
Sidney
Atlantic
Mrs Eddy's Lynn Temperance Story Tells Of A Trickster
An elderly Lynn resident recalls Mrs. Eddy head of the Christian Science church visiting Lynn. She led a temperance campaign and faced rebuffs. A tramp story is told where Eddy asks if he drinks beer before helping him, and he responds with a quip about syringes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lynn
Mass
Mrs. Eddy
Christian Science Church
Bismarck and the Ambassador Exchange Patience Tips
English ambassador Lord Russell visits Prince Bismarck in Berlin. Russell notes a chancellor endures many troublesome callers. Bismarck replies that his wife can dispatch callers with a pretext. The princess then interjects with a light quip about it being time to take Otto's medicine.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Bismarck
Lord Russell
Prince Bismarck
Berlin
Otto
Lord Russell Laughs Then Takes His Leave
A brief exchange ends with Lord Russell breaking into a ringing laugh and departing immediately. The moment underscores his dismissive mood and swift exit from the scene.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Lord Russell
Would Not Compromise German on train meal ticket
A German traveler refused to pay the regular 35 cent fare for a meal ticket on a train, offering 25 cents. The conductor stopped the train and ejected him. The traveler ran ahead and walked on the track while the engineer blew the whistle. He shouted I won’t come pack, insisting on his stance.
A Chinese Solomon Over Land Dispute
Two elderly Chinese brothers who jointly inherited land quarrelled and left the matter to a native magistrate. He jailed them in a cangue with faces touching, to force a settlement. They remained stubborn for two days, then compromised on the third and were freed.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Solomon
Costly In Human Lives In Ancient Engineering
The piece notes ancient engineering works cost many lives, citing the Red Sea canal and pyramid construction. It cites Buckle’s view that 120,000 Egyptians may be exaggerated but highlights huge human waste. It references 2,000 slaves for three years to transport a stone to the pyramids and the 360,000 workers needed over twenty years for one pyramid.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Red Sea Canal
Buckle
Elephantine
Pyramids
Necklace tells if diamond seen by jeweler in London
Thoughtful remark from a jeweler about a flashy paste necklace and its testen honesty. The shopman questions if the wearer is married while the jeweler urges calm and says to tell her the piece is real to avoid trouble for husbands in hard times.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tos
London Telegraph
A Poor Compliment. Minister Returns From Holiday
Daniel bluntly tells the minister that while he is away, men fill the pulpit in greater numbers than the clergy. The minister asks how things have been in his absence and receives the sharp rebuke about leadership and presence.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Daniel
A Jingo Excerpt Explains a Jingo
A Washington Star line explains jingo as a man who believes someone else should go out and whip somebody. The quip frames jingo as externalizing warlike eagerness onto others while the speaker remains prudent.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Rollo
Washington Star
Real estate transfers recorded across Story County listing agents and plots
The notice lists numerous Ames and surrounding area deeds with buyers and sellers including Gilbert Grain Co, Susan Hoggatt, Alice and Anna Cupps, May Ross, F M Cupps, Laura M Shea, Mary H Speers, Mary B Thompson, J L Stevens, Amelia Bossnott, B L Brugon, M O Rod, Frank L Bolten, Henry Holcomb, Amanda Bolton, H Norton, D W Valentine, John Weland, E 8 Larson, Clark McLain, Clarence L Brown, Samuel Thompson, Trustees New Hope church and others. Transactions cover lots, blocks, and tracts in Ames, Cambridge, Had to Amelia, McCallsburg, Blair’s add, Erickson’s 2nd add, and other subdivision designations with prices ranging from 75 to 14400 dollars.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Amelia Bossnott
Sylvia Snyder
Cambridge
L Brugon
M O
Rod
Erickson
Roland
Frank L Bolten
Henry Holcomb
Richardson
Zearing
Mary H Spears
Amanda Bolton
Pestworth Ames
Clarence L Brown
Samuel Thompson
New Hope Church of the Presbyterians of America
George A
Hay Fever Relief Claim For Foley's Honey and Tar
An ad promotes Foley's Honey and Tar as a quick aid for hay fever and summer colds. It promises immediate relief from difficult breathing and inflamed air passages, claiming the genuine product comes in a yellow package and is sold by Cagwin the druggist.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Foley
Cagwin
Also Mentioned on This Page
Death
Heaven
Hell
J. C. Brennan
College
Ee College
L’ L'v College P. m
Ee — Bly Colla m
L’v Ames A.m
Ue .Tower
Cvveses Andes
Paul H. Hayne
Hamilton
Illinois
Hampden
Trust
Elgin
Waltham
Crescent
Boss
Crown
Inc
Geo. E. Baker
Des Moines
Boone
Seesen Ences Ames
Tibi
Alleman
Polk Junction
West Board East Bound P
Ames A
Bear
Stew Eweeewe Kelley
Tenet Eeee Ericson
Napier
Gem City Business College
Quincy, Ill
al of States
DL Musselman
Gem Cane Business College
Quincy
Ames Market
Gilbert Grain Co
Lockwood Grain Co
Gilbert Station
Susan Hoggatt
H To
Alice and
Anna Cupps
Valentine
May Ross
Blair
Mary H Speers
F M Cupps
Laura M Shea
North Ames
Cupps
Laura
Shea
North
C B Thompson
Mary B Thompson
McCall & Thompson
McCallsburg
JL Stevens
M Haullibarger
Norton
Hiram M Norton
D W Valentine
Lee
Littles
Ad Ames
John Weland
Larson
Clark McLain