New Year Lesson Plan From Father Time and Months
A whimsical poem imagines the months as pupils in a New Year classroom taught by a Father Time figure. January through December are measured for lessons, with some mastering French or Hebrew, others goofing off, and a class-wide pep talk about promotion to the new century. The piece ends on a hopeful note about the months learning their tasks.
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Father Time
Texas
Consecrate New Bishop in Dubuque Diocese
Rev. John P. Carroll, formerly president of St. Joseph's College in Dubuque, was consecrated bishop of the Helena Montana diocese at the local cathedral with Archbishop Keane of Dubuque officiating. Archbishop Grennon of St. Louis preached the sermon as twenty prelates and two hundred priests attended.
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Dubuque
John P. Carroll
St. Joseph's College
Helena
Mont
Keane
Grennon
St. Louis
Scannell
Omaha
Thomas O'Reilly
Keokuk
P. J. McGrath
Charles City
E. J. McLaughlin
Clinton
Archbishop Ireland
St. Paul
Spalding
Peoria
Ill
D. D. Hishen
Chicago
Seery Sentenced to Eighteen Years for Murder
Francis E. Seery of Walford was sentenced to 18 years in the Anamosa penitentiary after a second degree murder conviction for the death of Michael Moneyhan. A last day motion for a new trial claiming prosecutorial references to Seery not testifying was overruled.
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Seery
Vinton
Francis E. Seery
Michael Moneyhan
Walford
Anamosa
Rock Island engine boiler explosion kills two in Davenport
An explosion on a Rock Island freight engine west of Davenport killed Engineer M Calhoun and Fireman H Kinney. Head Brakeman Thomas Gimmel and other trainmen were injured, Gimmel seriously, as the engine and helper pulled a long train.
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Davenport
Rock Island Road
M. Calhoun
H. Kinney
Thomas Gimmel
Gus Smith
Russell Sherrod
George Nettleton
Gimmel
Here
Forgetfulness Triggers Fatal Rail Disaster at Hinton
At Hinton the Great Northern freight derailed after the tower switchman forgot to throw the crossing switch. Engineer Gibertson was killed and Fireman Hanson and Brakeman J. J. Hale fatally injured in the crash signaling disaster.
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Sioux City
Great Northern
Illinois Central
Hinton
Gibertson
Hanson
J. J. Hale
Noted Pomologist Dead
Des Moines reports the death of Prof. J. L. Budd long head of the horticulture department at Iowa State Agricultural College and a world renowned pomologist. The telegram from San Antonio Texas announced his passing after 22 years directing Iowa’s horticulture program.
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Des Moines
San Antonio
Tex
J. L. Budd
Iowa State Agricultural College
Robbers Loot Adams County Store Safe for $5000
Two men blew the safe in R. S. Marlette’s store and escaped with $5,000 deposited by stock buyers from various parts of Adams county. Bloodhounds tracked them but failed to locate the culprits.
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Carbon
R. S. Marlette
Adams County
Various Iowa Local News Items Reported Across Counties
Reports from Franklin, Valley Junction, Waterloo, Humboldt, Oskaloosa, Ames, Des Moines, Fairfield, Bussey, Newton, Onawa and Boone cover deaths, sales, prosecutions, hunting results, church figures, train accidents, and legal actions. Notable items include deaths of Mrs. R E Train and Sister Mary Ursula, a $10,000 fire at Wilson Bros., a Bonnie Brae sale at $90 per acre, Bible study enrollment at Iowa State College, and lawsuits involving Des Moines merchants and distillers.
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Humboldt
J. J. Smart
Minneapolis
Oskaloosa
Richard Burke
Oskaloosa Daily Times-Journal
C. E B. Dickens
Chicago
Ames
State Horticultural Society
Des Moines
A. Beach
Iowa State College
Charles Taylor
Iowa State College At
Fairfield
Toadstool Club
Azure Lovers of
Bussey
Marion County
Marysville
B. F. Parker
Counterfeit Money Incident Ends in Court and Bail
A drummer recalls rewarding a waiter in a southern city with a counterfeit five dollar bill. He was arrested en route, arraigned in federal court, posted bail, and faced multiple appearances. He later paid restitution to the waiter who warned him of consequences.
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New York Times
Bob
United States
Gineral
Just Like Prison Routine In Third Class Carriage
An account from London Tit-Bits describes a stout self-satisfied speaker praising his strict lifelong regimen of early hours and hard work. A young man interrupts asking what part of life the regimen covered, highlighting a clash of views on discipline.
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London
Too Much to Expect
A humorous quote from Fliegende Blaetter depicts a waiter delaying serving a chicken half until another full order arrives. The exchange shows a caricature of sitcom style restaurant woes and customer impatience framed as a staged dialogue.
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Fliegende Blaetter
Real Acting in Barnstormer Skit
A barnstormer jokes about acting being tough. He says he survives on one meal a day while portraying a man with the government in a Detroit Free piece.
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Barnstormer
Detroit Free
Fiance’s Education Question Dismissed by Sign-Only Claim
The Chicago Daily News quotes a remark that a fiance has no education but can sign checks for at least half a million, highlighting a testy exchange between Myra and Isabel about qualifications and finances.
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Myra
Isabel
Chicago Daily News
Hen Sets To Work Against Restless Outdoor Urge
A Boston Herald note describes a hen resisting an impulse to roam outdoors and scratch, choosing instead to work for posterity as a creative impulse overwhelms her restlessness.
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Boston Herald
Parisian Doctor Links Love to Microbes
A Parisian doctor insists love is the result of a microbe and warns science to heed the lesson, urging caution against disturbing tender bonds.
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Science
Cleveland
Boy of Machias Aims for Bright Acting Future
A short dispatch notes a boy from Machias Maine who recently traveled eight miles over rough roads and is hailed as a great actor in Ohio State police records.
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Machias
Akan
Ohio State Pdnal
Dodd's Kidney Pills Touted As Backache Cure
Mrs. Sue Williams of Hensley Arkansas declares Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her chronic backache after years of doctor visits. The testimonial claims a single box provided relief and warns backache signals kidney disease, urging sufferers to try the remedy to guard against Bright's Disease or Rheumatism.
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Hensley
Ark
America
Sue Williams
Dodd
Tam
Bright
Mrs. Pinkham
Lydia E. Pinkham
Elizaneta H. Thompson
Lillydale
N. Y
Care of Children Gives Way to Toy Dog Treatment Tips
A newspaper page note indicates a shift from a child care feature to a new column offering tips on the treatment of toy dogs. The teaser signals a change in household topics and suggests practical guidance for owners.
Beautiful Skin and Luxuriant Hair With Cuticura Wash
Millions of women use Cuticura Soap assisted by Cuticura Ointment, praised as a great skin cure. Purportedly preserves and beautifies skin, cleanses scalps of crusts and dandruff, stops hair loss, softens hands, soothes rashes and irritations, and serves many antiseptic nursery and toilet needs.
St Paul Girl's Laugh Dislocates Jaw Cited
A St Paul girl reportedly dislocated her jaw from laughing in a remark cited by the Indianapolis News. The item notes the girl did not simper and records the unusual incident.
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Tennyrate
St. Paul
Indianapolis News
Guaranteed Cure Piles Pazo Ointment Refund Offer
A druggist offers a money back guarantee if Pazo Ointment fails to cure piles within 6 to 14 days. The advertisement touts relief from itching bleeding and protruding piles with claims of a guaranteed cure.
Mother Admonition on Selflessness and Love
A reflective note from the New York Press suggests a mother could teach her daughter about aiding a lover only if she risks revealing herself and her motives.
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N. Y
Cure for coughs and colds praised by Trinity Springs reader
A reader from Trinity Springs Indiana dated February 15 1900 endorses Piso’s Cure for Consat tion as unequalled for coughs and colds, reflecting early 20th century patent medicine promotion.
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J. F. Boyer
Trinity Springs
Ind
Rash Words Compare To Apples In Tiny Stomachs
A newspaper caption notes a proverb-like remark about how harsh speech harms youths, expressing concern over careless talk described as fruit causing stomach distress in children.
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Cleveland
About His Raisin
A quip about a once poor author Jones now wealthy by writing about ox carts and the poor who ride in them. The gag notes his shift from ox-cart days to a big automobile and mocks his earnings from cheap literary topics.
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Skeetin
Jones
Adlanta Constitution
A Ship in a Storm painting title query
A Chicago Tribune quote asks which is the ship and which is the storm in the painting titled A Ship in a Storm, praising its striking effect.
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Chicago Tribune
Quote on genius in killing versus toil and reward
The Cincinnati Enquirer contrasts praise for mass murderers with the quiet, unrewarded toil of those who benefit humanity through patient work. It questions society’s values and rewards.
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Cincinnati Enquirer
Florida or New Orleans Excursion Tickets Advertised
Tickets on sale via Queen & Crescoont Route and Southern Railway to Florida New Orleans and points south at reduced rates good returning May 1 1905. Variable route tickets to Florida and Cuba via Atlanta and cane via Asheville. For rates contact Chicago D P Brown Detroit W W Dunnavant Warren and Cincinnati officials.
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Queen & Crescoont
Southern Railway
Florida
New Orleans
Cuba
Atlanta
Cane
Asheville
Chicago
Ill
D. P. Brown
L Fort Street
Detroit
Mich
Ohio
W. C. Rinearson
Cincinnati
Distinct Roles of Voting Machines Noted
A quotation contrasts two types of voting devices, one resembling a cashreceiving mechanism and the other a cashdisbursing one. It emphasizes a key difference in function relevant to how votes are recorded and counted.
Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Claim Cure in One Day
Advertisement promises a one day cure for a cold using Laxative Bromo Quinine tablets. It notes a refund if it fails and includes K W Grove’s signature on each box, priced at 5 cents.
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K. W. Grove
Doctor claims drug beats castor oil, says it’s better
A Salt Lake physician introduces a new medicine and proclaims it superior to castor oil, noting its greater effectiveness in relief. The remark, reported by the Indianapolis News, adds a skeptical aside about the drug’s modest required quality.
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Salt Lake
Indianapolis News
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