The Cub Reporter's Danville Speech Fiasco Chronicle
A humorous tale recalls a cub reporter compiling Danville's speech for early copy. Interjected as it was, his caption and copy misaligned causing a banquet night scramble. The piece also notes local shopper trends and advertising value in small towns.
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Cub
Danville
Cross Roads Advocate
Fog Horn
Woman Recovers After Dean's Kidney Pills Cure
Mrs Sarah Marine of Colorado Springs credits Dean's Kidney Pills with curing years of severe backache and kidney problems. She reports rapid improvement within a week and full health after two boxes, praising the product and noting its availability for 50 cents. The note also mentions a London laboratory finding salt arsenic in three of eleven samples.
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S&s. W. Marine
Colorado Springs
Dean
Sarah Marine
St. Ulain St
Colo
Glen Eyrie Club
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Marylebone
London
Penal settlement of Ceuta and a Swiss ascent
A traveler describes Ceuta on the Morocco Spain coast with a large convict prison and rationed inmates who escape by slipping away on the books. He notes many convicts flee to Tetuan and Tangier in Moorish garb. The Gabelhorn in Canton Valais was recently climbed by two tourists and a guide after many attempts.
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Morocco
Ceuta
Tetuan
Tangier
Gabelhorn
Canton
Valda
Switzerland
Distance savings from canal route to Pacific trade
The passage notes New York to San Francisco spans about 14 840 miles by Cape Horn. The Panama Canal reduces this distance to under 5 000 miles, cutting nearly 10 000 miles from the voyage.
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Cape Horn
New York
San Francisco
Panama Canal
No labor union of farmers for eight hour day cited
The passage argues that if one has lived in the country, they understand why farmers have never formed a labor union for an eight hour day. It then shifts to a remark on modern hospital construction noting walls have no corners or angles to catch dust.
Allen's Foot-Ease Remedy Praised by New Orleans Reader
An endorsement from Mrs. N. H. Guilford of New Orleans la touts Allen's Foot Ease as a certain cure for sore tender and swollen feet and a wonderful remedy. The ad copy notes the product brings comfort and recommends it to friends. The line ends with a proverb about trouble finding a man at home.
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Allen
N. H. Guilford
New Orleans
New Style Walking Shoes Advertised By Ed Kiam
Shoes for women feature a Blucher pattern patent kid vamp and quarter with soft dull kid top. Priced as five dollars, prepaid at three dollars and twenty five cents. Satisfaction guaranteed from Ed Kiam in Houston Texas. Intemperance among young women in rural districts is claimed to be rare.
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Kiam
Houston
Texas
Reasons Three and There Are Others
A noisy catalog of patent medicines and household goods touts Cheatham laxative tablets Piso’s Cure Defiance Starch Marine Eye Remedy and other items. It mixes testimonials, prices, factory claims and sales pitches with remarks on appetite and social notes.
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Cheatham
Sure Cure at Last
Lawrence County Mississippi reports a kidney cure with Dodd's Kidney Pills. Mrs. Baggett claims dropsy and kidney trouble vanished after using the pills, promoting them as the world’s greatest tonic and a path to pure blood and energy.
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Monticello
Miss
Lawrence County
Dodd
LE Bagett
London Underground Wires Cause Trouble and Attacks
A fragmented note describes trouble in the London underground railway from chewing rubber insulation on wires. Mentions Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup teething product and Clackey's Eye Water. Names include R Hobbs A W Morris Jr and Dr Currie with a gulf journey via the San Jacinto river.
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R. Hobbs
A. W. Morris, Jr
Dr. Currie
Gulf
San Jacinto River
Halls Catarrh Cure Claims Cure for All Stages
Readers are offered a $100 reward for any failure to cure catarrh via Hall's Catarrh Cure. The cure is advertised as constitutional and taken internally to affect blood and mucous surfaces. Proprietors assert strong faith and provide testimonials, with sales through druggists at 75 cents.
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Haili
Hall
Gereer
F. J. Cheney & CO
Toledo
Hail
miscellaneous quotes and wordplay snippets from an old column
A collage of quips about laughter irony self praise and social manners dominates the fragment. It mentions a Dr David Kennedy a reference to a disease and some garbled names including Albert Merritt and Pete Pieney, with odd phrases about helping only when something is empty.
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David Kennedy
Albert Merritt
Pete Pieney
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