Light items and jests in West Texas papers
A collage of witty quips from Alpine to Fort Stockton and beyond. Jokes on advertising hens and alfalfa theories mix with grim notes about a dead man near Dryden and derisive remarks on politics and law at Austin.
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Dryden
Toyah Advocate
Fort Stockton
Alpine
Austin
Duke of
Argyle
West Texas News
Palace Pharmacy Avery Sells Jewelry and Fancy Goods
Carry in stock a fine line of watches rings chains bracelets and jewelry plus silverware cut glass hand painted china leather goods fountain pens and novelties. Quality the highest prices the lowest. Palace Pharmacy Avery.
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Avery
Order Early Dinner Meals on Sundays at Measpay Bros
A brief note urges customers to place dinner orders early in the morning, especially on Sundays, to ensure timely service at Measpay Bros.
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Measpay Bros
Old man in Mississippi learns of telegraph scam
In Leake County Mississippi an elderly father is misled by a telegraphic money order scam. A Texas based son claims jail time and asks for funds. The father misreads the telegram and is falsely told it is Williams handwriting, foiled by the wife. The son remains jailed until a letter replies.
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Oklahoma
Hondo Anvil Herald
Eagle Pass
Davidson
Leake County
Miss
Texas
Mississippi
William
Printing Office for Sale in Eagle Pass Texas
Good printing office for country newspaper or magazine with job printing capability. Includes new type, job presses, wire stapler, cases, racks, stones, complete outfit. Priced at $1000 with half cash and easy terms. Seller: W. J. Maher, Eagle Pass, Texas.
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W. J. Maher
Eagle Pass
Texas
Brewster County Court Schedules Hearing on Property Assessments
The Brewster County Commissioners' Court will meet at Alpine Texas on Monday June 28 1909 at 10 am to hear objections to the June 14 1909 assessment increases. County Clerk Fiora L Dancherry notes the date and deputy May Greenwoon signs the notice.
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Brewster County
Court House
Alpine
Texas
Fiora L. Dancherry
May Greenwoon
Printer's Notice Pushes Custom Envelope Printing Offer
An uncommon ad proclaims a printing service for local businesses with pricing for printed names and addresses on envelopes and optional write ups. The pitch emphasizes speed and the printer’s independence from government pressure and urges early orders.
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United States
Judge Gillis Confined in Maverick County Jail Incident
Del Rio judge Walter Gillis reportedly spent time in the Maverick county jail after visiting a client as a jurors and jailer left, the judge sought release. Judge Douglas intervened and alerted the sheriff to secure Gillis's freedom promptly.
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Walter Gillis
del Rio
Douglas
Gillis
Maverick County
Bonner
Eagle Pass
Trouble Makers Ousted
Sufferer praises Dr King’s New Life Pills for relief from stomach trouble and indigestion. He notes improved appetite, nerves, vigor as stomach liver and kidneys function. Available 25c at R B Slight & Co.
Mrs Bryson Visits Mother in Alpine Country
Mrs. Chas Bryson of the Alpine country is visiting her mother Mrs Ira L Wheat. The note appears in the Devils River News.
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Chas. Bryson
Ira L. Wheat
Devils River
Land buyers in Hancock add pay off notes for deeds
A. M. Turney requests all parties who have bought land in the Hancock addition to Alpine to contact The First National Bank, settle their notes, and receive their deeds. The notice urges prompt action and provides banking contact for complete settlement.
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Hancock
Alpine
First National Bank
A. M. Turney
Meat for every meal from Pr ou want
An irksome sales pitch offers a range of meat choices including steak for breakfast roast or stew for dinner and liver brains or barbecue for supper. The ad urges readers to write Measday Bros for their troubles.
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Prou
Measday Bros
Puzzle: Two Trains Meet Enroute From Chicago and KC
A sixty mph train from Chicago and a forty mph train from Kansas City approach each other on the same track. They close the distance at ninety mph. The meeting occurs when the sum of their traveled times equals their initial separation, so the faster train is not uniquely favored. both meet at the same moment when their positions coincide.
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Chicago
Kansas City
Chicago Tribune
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