A Moral Lesson From Children On Language And Life
A column shares humorous and candid quotes from children on spelling mistakes, color descriptions, a stag party, a mother’s question, and a Sunday school address. The anecdotes reveal wit and moral insight from Louise, nine, and Sister Mabel, seven, among others.
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Louise
Mamma
Mabel
The Humorist’s Christmas Feast Ends In Laughter
The famous humorist collapsed after a Christmas feast and died laughing. As friends gathered, he faintly smiled and whispered that he would still keep up his reputation as a humorist. He gasped digesting and died shortly after.
Village Name Debate Sparks Western Charm
In a frontier town meeting, a speaker motioned to name the village Old Ory, arguing it fits as a flag station. The chairman asked for justification, while the proposer pressed his point with a rustic, rasping appeal.
Perils of Perseverance and Curious Jests in Court and Parish
A collage of humorous vignettes and a small court scene: a teacher asks what carries a man on rough roads and a student offers a joke about automobiles, a family dog joke, Sambo on chicken theft with no witnesses, soldiers kept from church, and a door riddle about a parrot. The items reflect light local humor and a courtroom anecdote.
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Johnny
Sambo
Railroad rulings prompt director distress tale
Howard Elliott, former head of the New Haven line, recalls ICC rulings. He tells a parable about a distressed railroad board of directors. The old man in the tale questions the doctor’s diet prescription, asking mockingly how he can eat chicken breast every day if he lacks an evening’s tree.
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Interstate Commerce Commission
Howard Elliott
New Haven
Tanlac credited with restoring health in Omaha girl
An 13 year old girl in Omaha suffers inflammatory rheumatism severe weight loss and headaches. After treatment with Tanlac her appetite improves swelling subsides and she returns to school. Parent also reports personal relief from loss of appetite digestion and nervousness. Tanlac sold in Alliance Hemingford and Hoffland areas.
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Tanlac
W. H. Montgomery
Bristol Street
Omaha
Neb
Mable
Taniac
F. E. Holsten
Hemingford
H R. Olds Drug Co
Hoffland
Mallery Grocery Co
Alliance Herald Ownership Statement and Market Report
Ownership statement for Alliance Herald dated October 1 1918 lists Publisher Herald Publishing Company Alliance Nebraska Editor Lloyd C Thomas Managing Editor None Business Manager Roy C Bentz Alliance Nebraska The report covers Live Stock Prices at South Omaha October 15 1918 with heavy cattle hog and sheep receipts and mixed price ranges for steers cows yearlings heifers bulls and lambs amid a large market run, noting lower prices for most classes.
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Herald Publishing Company
Alliance
Nebraska
Lloyd C. Thomas
Roy C. Bentz
Lloyd , Thomas
Union
Yaris
South Omaha
Neb
Wis
Bost Western
Inside bathing to improve health via water and limestone
A health note promotes internal cleansing by drinking hot water with limestone phosphate before breakfast. It claims the bowels accumulate toxins daily and that internal baths wash them away, reducing headaches, biliousness, constipation, bad breath, and other ailments.
Vote for J. W. Good, Knowledgeable Farmer and Stockman
If you know J. W. Good vote for him. If you do not know him find out all you can about him. He is a successful farmer stockman and has had 25 years business experience. 46-21-9821.
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J. W. Good
Doan's Kidney Pills Featured In Local Ad
Alliance resident Mrs M M Scott reports relief from backache and nervous irritability after using Doan's Kidney Pills. She states kidneys once acted irregularly and uric acid caused fatigue, with the remedy providing noticeable relief. Price 60c at dealers. a Foster Milburn Co advertisement.
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Doan
Mia
Scott
Foster-Milburn Coe
Buffalo
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