Random Shots from a Telephone Directory Jokes
A collection of light items and notices including jokes about telephone etiquette and answering protocols. It mentions a for sale ad for two Simmons twin beds and a personal note about George Stout in Omaha, with brief social quips on Thanksgiving and dining habits.
Market Scene at Palace Market
A woman and her young son wait at the counter as lamb chops are prepared. The boy whispers to his mother about buying “chenies” while she hushes him, counseling restraint in their purchase.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Palace
Mamma
Lawrence
Thanksgiving Poem Reflections On Prohibition And Local Life
A nostalgic 1920 column reflects on Thanksgiving customs, prohibition, and civic changes. It notes women gaining the vote, humorous anecdotes from a farm table, and a light critique of amateur poetry while recalling a year of transition and gratitude.
Thanksgiving tales and town gossip from Upper Box Butte
A disheveled man chases a Thanksgiving turkey through alleyways as residents debate the chase’s finale. A rumor of civic gossip follows with Gabe Gosnell commenting on a Kansas City trip and a portrait of public spirit and vanity on Twelfth Street.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Box Butte
Kansas City
Gabe Gosnell
Grudge
Twelfth Street
No Ticket for the Bride
A newlywed couple rush to catch a train after a noon wedding. The conductor asks if the bride is traveling, prompting a sharp reply. The gag ends with the conductor asking for another fare. An ad line for Canyon City and Kirby coal and a lumber company follows, ending with a quirky remark about importing archdukes to help servants.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Canyon City
Kirby Coal
Dierks Lumber Company
Also Mentioned on This Page
Central
Mr. Jones
Smith & Co
George Stout
South 16Th St
Omaha World-Herald
Burleson
Necbons
Macduare
Turkey
Highland-Holloway Co
Highland Holloway Co
Wauneta Robinson
Farmers Union
Ure
Spur
Licceri & Mrens Tosacco Co