The Folly of Telling the Truth
Kitty and I debate truth in romance and marriage, exploring whether honesty should dominate early or fade behind affection. We joke about the pitfalls of flawless candor, noting that partners often prefer flattering falsehoods to brutal realities. The piece unfolds with playful banter and sharp insights into love, deception, and compatibility.
Negros Capture Forest Opossum in Town Proves Local Species About Town
A negro named Lewis caught a fat opossum at the rear of the post office on Wednesday morning. The town’s eyes say there are opossums in eastern Nico, but residents and officers know the real chicken thief is the neighbor’s enemy who could not find the possum to steal with his sweet potatoes.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Kitty
Mamma
Mr. Curtis
Roswell
Lewis
Nico
The Church’s Search for a Pastor Ends Uncertain
A rural church has been without a pastor for eighteen months amid a flood of candidate letters. Various prospects failed to satisfy the congregation’s expectations, from dress and voice to scholastic claims. After testing many, they finally invited Dr. Shallow Splurge, whose sermon style pleased some yet failed to secure broad support, leaving the church to seek a shepherd who can both please sinners and fill the pews.
Soldier of Fortune MacIver Dies in New York Bed
Henry Ronald Douglass MacIver a veteran of eighteen campaigns and a famed adventurer, died in his New York home on Monday. Born in 1841 near the Virginia coast, he served from India to Garibaldi, the Civil War, Maximilian’s Mexico, and more, surviving duels, assassins’ plots, and capture by Indians. His life bridged many wars from Cuba to Greece to Spain, ending after years of residence in New York.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Henry Ronald Douglass MacIver
New York
Henry Ronald Douglass Munchver
India
Italy
Heutenant
Garibaldi
Spain
Ain
Don Carlo
Mexico
Leutenanti
Napoleon
Egypt
Milan
Servia
Maclver
Nea
Virginia
Mme Anna Douglas
Tate
Ronald Maciver
Maciver
Edinburgh
Donald Graham
East India Company
Sxteen
Maceiver
Cuba
Brazil
Argentine
Crete
Greece
Romenia
Jackson
Stuart
Richmond
Maximilian
Beypt
Peance
Louis Napoleon
Passing of the Sombrero in Mexican Fashion
The Promethe Mexican Herald notes the sombrero’s decline among Mexico City’s upper and middle classes as brick derbies and bowler hats rise. It laments loss of traditional garb like mantilla and sevillana, highlights Panama hats increasing in popularity, and contrasts tropical sun protection with foreign fashion.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Promethe
Charles Lamb
Panama
Tropics
Mexico
Germany
England
United States
Spain
Italy
Detective Lord Garter of Broadway Disappears
A famed lower Broadway figure known for twenty years as a garter seller and covert bank detector has vanished. The man, longtime fixture on Park Row and Broadway, used an electric surveillance system and hidden doors to trap thieves and protect a major bank. Now promoted inside, he controls a vast safety apparatus to prevent escapes and alert staff.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Prom
Brooklyn Eagle
Broadway
Park Row
Timke
New York
Dewetve
The Coat of Arms and the Change of Taste
A tale recounts Mrs. Social Stuyver who buys a cheap coat of arms and stamps it on every item from the sugar bowl to the butter. She grows fond of the emblem until a remark sparks a switch to a pricier design, revealing a comic shift in vanity and preference.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Grace Stone Field
Amended Paul Revere Ride Rewritten in verse form
The piece reimagines Paul Revere's Ride with a humorous folk tone. It adds the line about the faithful horse and parodies stanza structure while inserting exaggerated modern phrases. An ad segment for Dr Shoop's Magic Ointment appears amid the verse.
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Parke
Dr. Hopkins
Hin
Christan Brothers
Detective Lord Garter
of Arms
Paul Revere
Paul
Ant
Griffin
8Hoop
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J. L. Broadhead
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the Bank of Commerce of
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A. M. Blackwell
Geo. Arnot
O. EB. Cromwell
Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fery
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M. W. Flournoy
Frank McKe
R. A. Froeth
F. Raynolds
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