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Newspaper

Aiken Standard

Location

Aiken, South Carolina, United States of America

Date

Jan 09, 1989

Page

5

TV tabloids onslaught fuels sensational schedule sprawl

A critic laments the rise of tabloid TV shows led by Donahue and followed by Oprah Winfrey Geraldo Rivera Sally Jessy Raphael Morton Downey Jr and others The piece mocks sensational topics on next weeks schedules including controversial guests and provocative themes across Donahue and OPRAH WINFREY lineups.

Phil Donahue Phil Big Ol Oprah Winfrey Donahue Donahue Geraldo Rivera Sally Jessy Raphael Morton Downey Jr Charlie Manson National Enquirer Donahue Jim Tammy Tipper Gore God

Comedy Talk Hosts Face Outrageous Mockery List

A spoof rundown targets Lewis Grizzard Geraldo Rivera and Morton Downey Jr with sensational weekday lineups including prostitution bestiality necrophilia sodomy and a mix of famous figures and fictional guests. The piece mimics a tabloid tease for a current affair program with provocative mock agendas.

Geraldo Rivera Gomorrah Morton Downey JR Roy Innis al Sharpton Joe Frazier Mr. T Marty Sean Penn Mort Pat Buchanan Sally Jessy Raphael Jack the Ripper Alexander the Great Ivan the Terrible Bozo the Clown Francis Jimmy Hoffa

Christmas Toys Always Play Out Too Soon

A reflection on holiday toy deflation as hot items drive parents to extreme efforts and children quickly tire of popular playthings. The piece recalls lines for Nintendo and Cabbage Patch dolls, noting soaring costs, parental sacrifice, and the short-lived joy of trendy toys. It contrasts annual hype with rapid fade and questions lasting value for children.

Nintendo

Children Prefer High End Toys Over Real Fun

A tongue in cheek critique of modern kids toys. It laments expensive clutter while ridiculing psychological excuses for stimulating play. The writer mocks childproof labels and pricey batteries, arguing beloved toys are those that challenge adults and disrupt routines. End with a jumbled sign off.

Prince Angers Farmers With Environment Warning

AP report notes Prince Charles criticizes intensive farming and chemical use as harming soil and wildlife at an organic production conference. National Farmers Union chief counters his alarm. The remarks follow Charles’s history of urban development and architecture advocacy.

Wondon Prince Caries Charles National Farmers’ Union Simon Gourlay Chicago Chuck Berry S. Michigan Ave Berry Chess Records Commission On Chicago Landmarks

Koger Center Opens As Southeast Arts Renaissance Begins

The Ira and Nancy Koger Center for the Arts in Columbia opens this week with the London Philharmonic Orchestra. USC President Holderman and state leaders frame the project as a regional cultural revival driving economic development, with events, big-name performers, and a 138000 square foot venue seating about 2200.

Koger Center Thomas Stepp Koger USC Ira and Nancy Koger Arts Columbia Carolinas London Philharmonic Orchestra University of South Carolina James Holderman Holderman Sai Roger Center Tucker Eskew Carroll Campbell Greenville Elizabeth Gibson State Development Board University of South Carolina Symphony Orchestra Columbia Lyric Opera South Carolina Philharmonic Orchestra Columbia City Ballet Ronald Pearson Center Pittsburgh Ballet Isaac Stern Joffrey II Vienna Boys Choir Holderman Helen Hayes Jimmy Stewart Kitty Carlisle Hart National Advisory Council On the Arts South Carolina

Fat magnet pills promise easy weight loss from doctors

An ad touts "fat magnet" pills developed by two Los Angeles doctors at UCLA affiliated hospital claiming automatic calorie reduction and fat loss without diet changes or exercise. The copy markets the product as safe, claims rapid stool color change from fat elimination, and pushes mail order including credit card payments with a money back guarantee.

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