Think Twice Before Spring For These Shoes
Erma Bombeck notes parents may fall for a $500 spring heel running shoe promising a seven second mile cut. She lampoons consumer fads, kids’ desires, and parental indulgence while recalling past gimmicks and the lure of quick gains.
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Horoscope Birthday Year Sees Career Growth and Travel
A yearly outlook highlights New Year resolutions guiding success in career and relationships. Spring may bring new jobs while August promises travel and romance. Family reunions in winter and a possible reconciliation add positive notes for Aries through Pisces.
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Father Knew Best About Elopement And Travel Tips
Dear Abby recalls a Seattle reader who followed his father’s elopement advice and found lasting memories, while a New Haven screener offers practical airport safety tips. The column blends family pragmatism with security guidance for travelers.
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