Appliances Should Be Dumber Not Smarter
Humor columnist Dave Barry mocks smart home hype, arguing appliances will invade life with remote control bragging and data sharing. He warns features overwhelm users, predicts absurd voice prompts, complex manuals, and a culture of overconnected devices that outthink people. He urges readers to vote no on smart appliances.
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Steven Key Quips About Resting During Flight
Steven Key recalls resting by tilting his head on the seat in front and drifting to sleep during a flight. The remark highlights a casual moment of travel and personal behavior aboard.
Long bus rides shape Aiken County students education
In Aiken County some students face three or more hours daily on back roads to reach school. eighth grader Ashley Burley describes early mornings, bus chats with friend Melissa Benson, and occasional homework on trips. Steven Key, a sixth grader, sleeps on the ride and rides with friend David Bullard, while mom drives to the stop on cold days. The district spans a spread out area and rare bus incidents and strong driver praise highlight the tough commute.
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