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Back to School List From A Parody Poet
Dave Barry lampoons back-to-school shopping with satirical guidance on supplies, protractors, notebooks, and fashion. He mocks trends and parental pressures, joking about braces, backpacks, and the demand for character branded items while urging busy parents to hurry kids to school.
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Abraham Lincoln
Abe
American Association of School Teachers
Leonardo DiCaprio
American Compass and Protractor Manufacturers Association
Soviet Union
American Association of Child Psychologists