Shopping Not Money Buys Happiness
Erma Bombeck reflects on shopping as a lifestyle and source of delight and emptiness. She notes women control the shopping journey from conquest to payoff, comparing it to a social ritual and a form of empowerment, while humorously detailing the distraction it creates.
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Shopping networks trap women in illusion and envy
Erma Bombeck laments home shopping's pull on sixty million women and notes how it drags shoppers back into stores with cruel mirrors and illusory glamour. The column, syndicated in the Aiken Standard, questions reality, happiness, and the costs of retail fantasy.
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Church declines wedding for unmarried couple in Abby letter
A reader praises church refusals to marry couples living together before marriage. The daughter Marsha plans an outdoor ceremony with many officiants and a rented tent, while the mother supports church standards and opposes using the church solely for marriage.
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Dear Abby Mother of the Bride tensions over wedding guests
A mother and husband regret paying for a non Catholic wedding reception and invitations while the bride and groom cover other costs. They plan to invite only immediate family due to religious beliefs and living together. Abby suggests prior discussion could have avoided stress.
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Soap opera plot snippets from several daytime serials
Monica confesses illness and Noah finds Julia in a clinic. Alec faces bigoted parents at custody hearing. Paulina schemes kidnapping Jake for marriage. Brett has lump biopsy. Bethany is stunned by a kiss. Hal resists hearing abuse claim. Eric and Stephanie become guardians. Ridge wants to marry Brooke. Sheila suspects pregnancy. Roman takes extended counter-terrorist post in D C. Billie in Europe, Bo with Gina for clues about Hope. Monica tells Alan she has cancer. Jack Boland and Councilman Blake threaten Laura. Mr Carroll befriends Nadine while spying on Alexandra. Dinah Lee hides pregnancy with Trucker. Ava and Dinah Lee leave town. Powell and Rebecca fake innocence. David warns Dorian he keeps mum about fake evidence. Dru and Malcolm in fever dream. Lauren seduces Brad. Brad recalls past heart attack.
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Your Horoscope Birthday Year Forecast Aries to Pisces
Horoscope style notes give yearly prompts across signs. Aries to Pisces receive guidance on risks, romance, finances, travel, education, and mindset for the coming year with emphasis on practical steps and cautious optimism.
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