Bald Man Amazed By Rudeness
Dear Abby replies to a middle aged man who has faced rude jokes about baldness. He recalls Kojak baldness, considering a hairpiece, and contrasts questions asked of him with those asked of obese people.
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Newspaper
Aiken Standard
Location
Aiken, South Carolina, United States of America
Date
Apr 05, 1995
Page
5
Dear Abby replies to a middle aged man who has faced rude jokes about baldness. He recalls Kojak baldness, considering a hairpiece, and contrasts questions asked of him with those asked of obese people.
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