Witty snippets and notices in Aiken Standard humor page
A collection of satirical lines and brief musings from The Aiken Standard includes jokes on extinction and horse sense, expenses, foreign entanglements, high society, gas fines, and social trends. The piece riffs on cigarettes, international talk, deciphering interpreters, and a humorous quip about a youth movement.
Father and Son Shaped Calvin Coolidge’s Path to Manhood
The article argues Calvin Coolidge’s father molded his son toward character and frugality. It suggests the father’s aim was manhood rather than political power and that becoming president was not the expected outcome.
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Calvin Coolidge
Calvin
White House
A Century Span of Change Across Time and Belief
The passage reflects on the vast changes in medicine hygiene and thought over a thousand years from 926 to the present. It contrasts primitive conceptions of disease with modern science while warning against complacency and urging openness to future progress across church family state science art religion language laws and money.
Easter Means Fresh Hope and Moral Renewal
The piece notes Easter dates in the 19th and 20th centuries and asks if counting dates aids spiritual values. It urges focusing on consecration over trivial observances, embracing the new life brought by Christ, and viewing Easter as a companion to Christmas encouraging Christian ideals.
Staubes Announces Candidacy for Aiken Alderman
F K Staubes announces his bid for Alderman of the City of Aiken subject to Municipal Primary rules. He pledges to abide the result and support the nominees.
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Aiken
F. K. Staubes
CARD OF THANKS FOR SECOND PRIMARY SUPPORT
A note expressing sincere appreciation for votes in the first primary and asking the public to consider the author in the second primary for Alderman of the City of Aikca.
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Aikca
F. K. Staubes
Alder man Candidate Seeks Aiken City Alderman Seat
At the request of many friends I consent to run for Alderman in Aiken. I pledge to abide by the primary results and support the nominees. The note closes with a remark on fashion noting the modern woman’s pride in the latest styles.
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City of
Aiken
Wanted Ads and Notices: Real Estate and Rentals
Classified items include a sale ad for a 14 room house on a large 110 by 150 foot lot at 917 Chesterfield Street and a for rent notice for a five room bungalow with bath. Also a prospecting solicitation for Chimney Mountains North Carolina with travel paid, and a lost dog notice for a black and white spotted pointer named Spot with a liberal reward.
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Chesterfield Street
T. J. Smith
Aiken
S. C
Minister Dons Disguise to Probe Prohibition
A government minister adopts a disguise in a nationwide inquiry to gain firsthand information on prohibition enforcement. The move signals a broad investigation into how the policy is being carried out across regions and jurisdictions.
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Sheriff's Sale for Delinquent Taxes in Aiken County
Nollie Robinson sheriff of Aiken County announces a tax sale scheduled for April 19 1926 in front of the Aiken courthouse. The sale lists numerous properties across Aiken City and surrounding townships with outstanding 1922 1923 and 1924 tax amounts under the 1887 act. Audley H Ward will address the Ellenton Agricultural Club on cotton culture and marketing tomorrow.
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State OF
South Carolina
Aiken
Aiken County
Court House
S. C
General Assembly
Aiken City
Lena W. Lengnick
L. M. C. Oliveros
Louis Harrison
Rufus and
Hattie Williams
Aiken No
Ida G. Plunkett
Ernest Steadman
Cora Wright
Sallie Matthews
Audley H. Ward
Ellenton Agricultural Club
Sheriff Sale of Ann Peele Tract in Aiken SC
In Aiken County South Carolina the sheriff will sell at public outcry on April 5 1926 the Ann Peele tract a 40 acre parcel bounded by L Toole R L Corbett Ed Axon and Mrs W M Felder cash terms purchaser pays papers and stamps in front of the Court House.
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Aiken
South Carolina
Aiken County
Ann Peele
L. Toole
Orangeburg
R. L. Corbett
Ed Axon
W. M. Felder
Nollie Robinson
Horse Show Continues with Hunt Teams and Hunter Class Winners
Results list from a horse show features Hunt Teams led by Aiken drag hunt first, Meadow Brook second, Green Spring Hunt third. Various classes award cups to top horses with owners including Edwin Warfield, William Wallace Lanahan, Thomas Hitchcock Sr., and Mrs. J. Frederick Byers among others. Cavalier takes best hunter while Stalwart places second in climax.
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Aiken Drag Hunt
Meadow Brook
Green Spring Hunt Club
William E. Carter
Philadelphia
Stalwart
Edwin Warfield
Manalee
William Wallace Lanahan
Baltimore
Thomas Hitchcock, Sr
J. Frederick Byers
Pittsburg
Tasker
W. Rutherford
Cavalier
Thomas Hitchcock
Thomas Hastings
Methodist Men Organize At St John Church Banquet
A men’s organization at St John Methodist Church was formed at a Hotel Aiken banquet with toastmaster A H Ward. Rev P L Bouknight and J C Patterson spoke as did N G Davis and R B Permenter. Officers named N G Davis president A H Ward vice president J E Greer secretary and R B Permenter treasurer.
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Hotel Aiken
A. H. Ward
Wesley Brotherhood
P. L. Bouknight
J. C. Patterson
N. G. Davis
Board of Stewards
J. E. Greer
R. B. Permenter
Dr Whitlock Jr Opens Medical Practice in Aiken
Dr W A Whitlock Jr son of Dr W A Whitlock of Kitchings Mill has opened a medical office over Mc Crorys store in Aiken after two years as interne at Cleveland City Hospital. A SC Medical College graduate he assisted his father in Kitchings Mill for the past year and is welcomed to Aiken.
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W. A. Whitlock, Jr
W. A. Whitlock
Kitchings Mill
Cleveland City Hospital
Cleveland
Aiken
McCrory’s
Whitlock
South Carolina Medical College
Charleston
Half Do-ers Outpaced by Over Achievers
A brief social note observes that while some individuals overdo tasks, most people only half commit. It highlights varying effort levels and hints at productivity patterns without citing any specific events or persons.
Truss Expert Seeley to Visit Augusta for Rupture Demonstrations
F. H. Seeley of Chicago and Philadelphia, renowned for his truss work, will be at the Richmond Hotel this weekend April 16 and 17. He promotes the Spermatic Shield as a non surgical rupture remedy with rapid results and warns against elastic or web trusses. Seeley offers demonstrations without charge and cites government documents for verification.
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P. S
N. Dearborn St
Trais Company Wage and Tax Bill for 1925
The wage and tax bill of Trais company for the year 1925 totaled 12 469 603 dollars. This figure reflects the total compensation and tax obligations recorded for the year.
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Trais Company
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