Undertaker Ezra Toombs Haunted by Dying Judge Feebles
In a Kansas City Star excerpt, Ezra Toombs the undertaker sits on the horse block muttering about poor business. The doctor’s two-week prognosis for Judge Feebles has been proven false, the judge contemplates remarriage, and repeated doctor visits spark arguments. Ezra fears leaving town as activity in town dwindles.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ezra Toombs
Skeedee
Ira
Ezra
Kansas City Star
For Sale Listings Across North America and Midwest
Auction style rural property notices list hundreds of farms and acreages for sale or trade. Properties span multiple states and provinces including Michigan Wisconsin Missouri Nebraska Minnesota North Dakota Montana and Canada with sizes from 40 to 807 acres and features such as cultivable land houses barns outbuildings orchards stock and machinery. Multiple listings provide box numbers and contact names for Chicago and other cities offering regional agricultural opportunities.
Hair Pulling Should Be Settled In Private
In a crowded waiting room two women recall a Wisconsin summer encounter. Helen reveals she once pretended to borrow a canoe, met Sidney Hollister, and lost her wig when her hat blew off. Hollister, recognizing her, offers a private hair tweak to settle the old incident.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Margaret
Ito
Helen
Sidney Hollister
Sidney
Helen Benedict
Shoes for Zeke Promptly Donated by Colonel Jasper
A colonial tale notes Colonel Jasper giving away a pair of shoes to an old black man named Zeke at a hotel livery stable. The exchange centers on Zeke’s request for any size shoes, with the remark Any size, camel exceeding expectation and eliciting humor. The piece reflects period vernacular and social attitudes in a concise, anecdotal style.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jasper
Zeke
Camel
Rip van Winkle
America
Investor seeks retriever not morale boosts
A dialogue shows a man dismissing hopeful market pep talks after a poor first investment and asking for practical help in the form of a retriever, with the advisor offering guidance at the office. The exchange hints at a search for tangible returns rather than encouragement.
Emerson Quote On Daily Significance Of Each Day
A short quotation attributed to Ralph Waldo Emerson emphasizes daily life as the best day of the year and learning through each day as a doomsday awareness. The text reflects on perception and personal wisdom.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Serious One and a Mayor's Courtroom Quips
A fragment from judge and editor wit contrasts serious medical and legal topics with ironic quips. It notes a surgeon jokingly cutting his wife from his will and a mayor questioning a child about a husband’s intoxication, ending with the child’s blunt reply about where he was located.
Wise Young Man and the Cambridge Student
A London tale recounts a Cambridge student asked to lend money. He found his friend asleep in bed at Solomon of students, who, when asked to borrow a sovereign, feigns sleep and answers I am asleep. The brief anecdote ends with the creditor’s realization.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Cambridge
London
My Gracious I Wish I Belonged To A Family That Swore
A tale of Ruth, youngest in a stern Presbyterian family, who cannot voice her anger at a doll. She hurls the doll and exclaims in baby talk that she wishes to belong to a family that swears. The humorous moral centers on zeal and household humor.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Ruth
Dolly
Eggs Clotworthy Eats At National Press Club
Harry Clotworthy a military affairs expert visited the National Press Club and ordered a second breakfast mainly of eggs after an egg breakfast. The steward confronted a waiter who admitted serving two egg meals, displaying a $2 egg breakfast check as proof of payment.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Clotworthy
Harry Clotworthy
National Press Club
Postum Converts Coffee Drinker to Better Health
A housewife shares how stopping coffee and using Postum improved her nervousness digestion and heart trouble. Her husband also stopped coffee with relief. both say they feel better and credit Postum when made per directions. The testimonial is from Postum Co Battle Creek Michigan.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
World Temperance Sunday Lesson Cites Intemperance Perils
By C Sellers Moody Institute lesson stresses temperance on World Temperance Sunday. It lists eight charges against Ephraim and Samaria for intemperance including falsehood theft and social decay, warns vice fuels crime and economic loss, and urges repentance and divine healing.
Willie studies free thought Sunday school tale
A correspondent jokes about Willie attending a free thought Sunday class. He asks about the Garden of Eden question and learns the teacher’s cheeky reply that nobody knows who first bit the apple after six millennia of trying.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Willie
Garden of Eden
Desertion and Warrant Requested by Large Lady
A dramatic courtroom exchange features a large woman insisting on a warrant after alleging desertion by her husband. The prosecutor questions the reason given, while an official hesitantly drafts the warrant amid tense dialogue.
Pimples Cleared by Cuticura Ointment and Soap
A 1912 Chicago testimonial from Miss Clara Mueller describes severe facial pimples that burned and itched. She states three weeks of Cuticura Soap and Ointment cured her, and notes Cuticura products sold worldwide with a Skin Book offer.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Dayton St
Chicago
Clara Mueller
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Daddy's Whack-Whack Mary Story
A Baltimore household visit ends with a child crying over a father’s whack whack. The little Marie explains the hit was on the back of her tummy, prompting a sigh from a sympathetic matron who tries to console the sobbing child.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Baltimore
Marie
Protected Both Ways on the Train a Whimsical Travel Tale
Two conservative travelers meet a girl on a western train. She explains that her mother and stepfather live at one end of the journey while her father and stepmother live at the other. She is sent to meet them twice yearly, ensuring four guardians keep watch.
Trial Marriages Prompt Old Talk in Courtroom
Dialogue shows two neighbors debating modern marriage experiments as a judge notes one man’s long-standing personal trial spanning twenty years. The exchange captures courtroom humor and social tension about changing norms.
A Cure for Sameer Cole's Carbolsaire Advertised
An old advertisement promises relief for itching pain and piles with Carbolsaire and Croes Ball Blue products. It urges druggists and grocers to stock the remedies and mentions pricing of 25 and 50 cents.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sameer Cole
Costs to Live in New York and Trade Steers on Court Day
A rustic speaker compares urban costs to rural barter noting a $50,000 price tag to join the stock exchange and claiming he can swap steers for nothing on court day. The piece uses humorous regional dialect to juxtapose city finance with rural life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
New York
Stock Exchange
Divorce Statement Cites Neglect and Cruelty
A woman tells a lawyer she seeks divorce claiming neglect and cruelty. She cites failure to feed the bird during her absence and the husband’s cruel remarks about the dog Fido as the basis for the claim.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Fido
Dialogue Exchange Between Sine Dle and Wife
A brisk domestic exchange shows Sine Dle lecturing about punctuality while his wife counters that he delays tasks indefinitely. The pair’s banter highlights familiar quarrels over time management and responsibility.
Also Mentioned on This Page
of’ Foley
H. T. Caldwell
Exchange
Indianapolis
Ind
ROLLA
Phelps Co
Barna, Orch
F. G. Ehriacher
Custer, Mason Co
Mellen
Chicago, Ill
Hawkins, Rusk Co
Wis
Rhodes
Tili
West Plains
Howell Co
Barnett
BuRnett Co
Hastings
Comanche Co
Orch
Engelman
Judson, Hettinger Co
N. Dak
Borchardt
Kinnikinic
Lyman Co
Sibley
Parker
Douglags Co
Colo
R. House
Cute
Dairy
Haltiner
Manitoba
Can
Winnipeg
J.T. Wiggins
Livinia Ave
Stoddard CO
Shelton
Lyndon Station
Timm
Garnett
Andergor Co
Kan
Cute Bidge
Flelacher
Box
Bradwardine
Man
Bridgeman
Lincoln, Benton Co
Gernand
Central City
Neb
J. Nesladek
Walnut, Knox Co
Parez
Ludden, Dickey Co
N. D
A. Cult
Porter
Ellendale
Freeborn Co
Minn
Wegner
Til
Bowman Coo
Anderson
Scottsbluff CO
A. Gauvain
Minatare
Villard
Pope Co
H. J. Schultz
New Lisbon
Juneau Co
Geo. Alcock
Wia
Lawrence
Douglas Co
Manwaring Bros
Lawrence, Kan
Novar
Ont
Joseph Poque
Warrenton
Warren Co
O. L. Smith
Mowbray
Johnston
Ill
Red Jacket
Sask
Waldeck, Sask
Marriott
Tyvan
Michael Lantry
Harmattan
Alta
Osage City
Westfield
E. J. McFarlan
Racine, Mo
Orlando
Orange Co
Fla
Gemein
A. Fear
Jireh
Yasoo
Calude Fly
KECK
Stanton, Michigan
Texarkana
Ark. K.-Tex
George J. Palmer
Wisconsin
Dean
Texas
Walnut St
Foster-Milburn CO
Buffalo
Blucher
Waterloo
Wellington
Mack
National Monthly
C. Sellers
Moody ‘Bicie Institute
STO World's Temperance
Christ
Ephraim
Israel
Satan
Jesus
Ezek
Jehovah
Matt
Dr. Torrey
Samaria
God
the Great Destroyer
H. R. Hobson
Kiidee
Iowa Agricultural College
Adv
W.l.douglas
W. L. Douglas
W.L Douglas
Brockton
Mass
W.L. Douglas
Dioe
Firecs
Cedec
Enerty
Putnam
Duke
Liggett & Myers
Durham
N. C
Piedmont
St.louis, MO
Fortunate Silas
Willions
Dr.LeClerc
Central Normal College
Danville
Carlos Stewart
Consershire, Lad
Salina
Jamestowe
Thouss- Feenen Co
Lefferts
Mississippi
South
J. C. Clair
Central Station