Try 7 days of FREE access to billions of articles

Start Free Trial

Advance Hustler in Advance, Indiana

We have 10,635,812 pages in Indiana

View this page and access billions of articles with a 7-day free trial.

Start Free Trial

This is just the beginning! Our collection holds over 300 years of history, including rare newspapers, obituaries, marriage records, birth records, and so much more—most of which you won’t find anywhere else!

Start Free Trial

Cancel anytime, risk free

Not what you were looking for? Search our billions of articles

Advanced Search

Articles on This Page

This newspaper page contains 24 articles. Subscribers can read the full text of each article.

Newspaper

Advance Hustler

Location

Advance, Indiana, United States of America

Date

May 09, 1912

Page

4

Local Social Spots Note Weekend Visits

Several residents from this vicinity attended the ice cream supper at Advance Saturday night. Mabel Zimmerman spent Monday afternoon with Sylvia Heath. Mrs Claude Wall and son Richard were guests Thursday of last week at Wm Butler’s. Shelby Hutchinson and mother visited Pete Todd's Sunday afternoon. Mrs Orsbon is visiting her daughter Mrs William Butler.

Mabel Zimmerman Sylvia Heath Claude Wall Richard Wm. Butlers Shelby Hutchinson Mother Pete Todd’s Mrs. Orsbon Mrs William Builer

Sunday Social Notes From Advance Area

Sunday School and preaching services were well attended. Several local families visited relatives and friends including Lasley, Clements, Sherrill, Me Conaughy, Tolley, Melson, and Adams. A memorial service is planned for May 26 at 2 o clock by Rev. W. P. Page. A horse died on the way home from church involving Albert White.

Albert White W. P. Page

Golladay School House Visitors and Local Trips

James Higgs attended Advance Saturday while Bill Trosper and Dessie visited Lebanon on Wednesday. Oit Threlkeld and John Cogle were in Advance last Saturday. Jessie Pittenger and Buelah visited Aunt Susan Bowman of Beckville last Thursday. Bill Walker and Elisha Higgs attended the Sprong sale near Thorntown last Wednesday. Charlie Thompson of Advance did papering for Albert Garner last Saturday. Frank Bowman and family visited Aunt Jane Bowman of Advance last Thursday. Sunday visitors to Jas Higgs and wife included Mrs. Rhoda Hardes, James Reed and family, Paul Garner, and Mrs. John Reed from Jasper county.

Jessie Pittenger Buelah Susan Bowman Beckville Bill Walker Elisha Higgs Thorntown Charlie Thompson Advance Albert Garner Frank Bowman Jane Bowman Jas Higer Rhoda Hardes James Reed Jimmie Paul Garner John Reed Jasper County

Local Visitors Attend Dinners and A Barnyard Accident

John Dean and wife and grandma Rirhart visited last week with D O Meadows and wife of Lebanon. Bill Walker and family had dinner with Tom Walker and wife near New Ross Sunday. Ruth Threlkeld fell in the barn yard last Sunday and cut a severe gash above her eye on a stalk cutter.

John Dean Grandma Rirhart D. O. Meadows Lebanon Bill Walker Tom Walker Near New Ross Ruth Threlkeld

New Absorption Method Offers Home Pile Cure

Advertisement promises relief from bleeding itching and protruding piles through a new absorption treatment. It offers free trial samples upon request and local references, urging immediate action and implying permanent care. Written by Mrs. M. Summers, Box P, Notre Dame, Ind.

M. Summers Box P Notre Dame Ind

Be Contented in a World of Yearning and Gloom

A reflective piece urges contentment amid envy of others lives. It contrasts the housewife, working girl, farmer, and office worker who each long for greener pastures. It argues happiness comes by accepting one’s own lot and reducing fretful mental energy.

Better Never Late in Printing Office Chronicle

A printer complains of chronic lateness as items arrive just before press day. The text explains the bottleneck of typesetting, with two columns per day typical, causing delays and missed items. It notes the struggle to balance early submissions against the demand of timely pages.

Parcel Post Set for Rural Carriers July First

Beginning July 1 1912 rural mail carriers will handle parcels previously exempted from delivery. The pilot applies to rural routes first with expansion to city routes if successful. Rates start at one cent per two ounces and rise to twenty five cents for larger parcels, cheaper than express services.

United States Uncle Sam

Husband Chooses to Send Mother Funds Over Gown

In a domestic ruse the husband stalls a costly purchase by offering his wife a choice between two favors. He can either buy a silk gown or pay his mother-in-law’s traveling expenses. The wife opts for the check to the mother, revealing the gown had already been ordered.

Pye

Chauffeurs Brushed Aside Signs in Squeehawkett Town

In a brief exchange from Harper’s Weekly, little Binks jokes about chauffeurs being superstitious and Haraway responds that they ignore road signs. A town sign reads eight miles per hour, yet no chauffeur in a hundred obeys it.

Little Binks Haraway Squeehawkett Reading Harper’s Weekly

Kansas Boundaries Joked By Class In Geography

In a Kansas classroom, the teacher asks Willie to name state boundaries. Willie replies with a playful answer naming north by William Allen White, east by Senator Bristow, south by Walt Mason, and west by unutilized cyclones.

Kansas Willie Wiliam Allen White Senator Bristow Walt Mason

Poco Charlie's Hard Luck in New York Letter

A Cincinnati Times-Star New York letter recounts Mayor Gaynor's encounter with Poco Charlie on 8 New York Street. Poco Charlie calls him Little Whiskers, prompting arrest and a stretch on Blackwell's Island. The piece notes a decline in mendicants and jokes about census odds.

New York Street Mayor Gaynor Gaynor Horace Brooklyn Bridge Poco Charlie Our Fair City Charlie Blackwell’s Island Bingham New York City New York Cincinnati Times-Star

Comic exchange on oculists and eye rate jokes

A humorous quip frame notes oculists’ bills irritate patients. The speaker asks why, then quips that eye rate possibilities tend to develop from the very nature of the bills.

The Kid Says He Wishes to Join the Cigarette League

A playful exchange shows The Kid asking to join the Cigarette League while the Settlement Working Organizer of the Anti Cigarette League doubts his age. The boy declares he smokes to prove his experience.

Laidy Anti-Cigarette League

Be Wild and Distraught Inspires Posthumous Memoir Spark

The fragment hints at a distraught figure who may author a book, suggesting a literary pursuit or memoir. It emphasizes emotional turmoil and a potential forthcoming publication, framed as a media-ready teaser.

Prisoner Hat Chase Becomes Satirical Sketch

A brief satirical exchange features a prisoner and a policeman quipping about a runaway hat. The scene plays on chase and hesitation as a humorous aside.

Sporting Fashion. Belle-It and the football skirt

The piece playfully contrasts hobble skirts with a proposed football skirt. Nell asks about the football skirt style, Belle answers that a fullback would wear it, using football terms as fashion analogies.

Belle Nell

Careful Man Comment on Bear Tale Draws Listener Skepticism

In a wary exchange a speaker accuses a storyteller of tweaking the bear tale to suit his audience. The respondent says he adjusts details to match what listeners will believe, implying selective truth in retelling.

Witty Exchange About Mourning and Half Dead Costumes

A sharp exchange contrasts a costume described as half mourning with a quip about feeling half dead after a long workday. The dialogue suggests humor at the expense of weariness and appearance.

Resourceful Woman Inspires Suffrage Lunchroom Praise

Miss Mary Donnelly of Mrs. QC Belmont's suffrage lunchroom asserts women will win the vote. A tale of a resourceful reader with uncut magazine pages and a sharp-witted audience illustrates female ingenuity and resolve in the suffrage era.

Mary Donnelly H. P. Belmont New York

Costly Job Snow Tale in Newcomb Suburb

In a snowy suburb a debate about shoveling ends with Mr. Newcomb recounting his failed attempt. He lists expenses from buying a shovel to ruined gloves and broken glasses, concluding hiring a man for a quarter is cheaper.

Miss Urban Newcomb Mr. Newcomb

Anvil Strokes A Whiner Finds Little Sympathy

A Christian Herald reflection notes that temperance supporters celebrate a saloon defeat, warns against overconfidence, and criticizes people who prey on the weak while urging restraint and prudent aims. The piece cautions against foolish ideas and unequal desires in society.

Repartee and Inheritance Across Generations

A joke about Hamlet asking his mother to act on the square when confronted. The second line notes that fathers’ traits tend to be inherited by sons and mothers’ traits by daughters, reflecting traditional gendered heredity ideas.

Hamlet

Lightning in the Purple Night

A lyric voice praises swift bright glances like lightning and silver sabre cuts. The speaker fears heartbreak if the beloved eyes dance and warns their own heart to be shielded from a dangerous mark.

Also Mentioned on This Page

NEW Hat Shop Rose Davis James Lasley W. A. ‘Lasley New Ross Arthur Clements Frank McMullen H. Z. Sherrill Vesper Edrington Hazel Lasley Rev Clay Me. Conaughy Family of Advance Will Tolley Family Ogle Melson Ray Lasley Walter Smith Pansy Adams John Hedge Dave Hedge W. H Nay Taylor Kelsey James Laslee Hazel C. O. Powell Floyd Powell Golladay School James Higgs Bill Trosper Dessie Jas Oit Threlkeld John Cogle Coldwell Advance Hardware Co McGell Poe Aye Ny Ems hicCall’s Eas Patten Chytaicres Fey HU & Co Washington LOS Witthiem Casey Christian Herald Epperson Whitsett Indiana Grochry Poultry Food D. G. Capilneger George McDaniel
Search Courier

Search the Advance Hustler Today with a Free Trial

We want people to find what they are looking for at NewspaperArchive. We are confident that we have the newspapers that will increase the value of your family history or other historical research. With our 7-day free trial, you can view the documents you find for free.

Not Finding What You Were Looking for on This Page of The Advance Hustler?

People find the most success using advanced search. Try plugging in keywords, names, dates, and locations, and get matched with results from the entire collection of newspapers at NewspaperArchive!

Looking Courier

Browse Newspapers

You can also successfully find newspapers by these browse options. Explore our archives on your own!

By Location

By Location

Browse by location and discover newspapers from all across the world.

Browse by Location
By Date

By Date

Browse by date and find publications for a specific day or era.

Browse by Date
By Publication

By Publication

Browse old newspaper publications to find specific newspapers.

Browse by Publication