Advance Hustler Clippings Hide a World of Quirks and Quips
A collage of satirical snippets spans politics, sports, labor, science and daily life. Jokes on free speech at games, leaded gas prices, pay as you enter travel, and a Mars year of 730 days sit alongside notes on cyclones, courtship coffee, curfews for men, a whale as sea parliament, and China egg prices at five cents a dozen.
Ancient claims and stray notes about ancient Egypt
A fragmentary claim suggests Egyptians knew appendicitis 7000 years ago and links wealth to pyramid building. Another note mentions a scientist saying older stars move faster. The text also references dodging vegetables from audiences as a long practice.
Woman scratches match with outward movement. Mona Lisa mystery grows
A college professor notes a woman’s match strike outward. Gowns deemed liberating women. Rumor claims Mona Lisa resides in the United States, identified by a perpetual smile. Detectives rely on that signature grin to trace the famed painting.
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United States
Riddles of marriage law and leap year licenses
The Toledo Blade quips about a girl with a perfect foot and questions if a lost limb follows. A preacher cites honesty as a wife’s sacred right while noting natural self preservation. A Pennsylvania judge’s home claim contrasts with an Allentown case over nine husbands. Boston’s license records show no leap year brides, prompting jokes about engagements.
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Pennsylvania
Allentown
Boston
Boston Marriage License Bureau
Proper Management of Sows of the Utmost Importance
A veteran hog keeper explains why sows may eat piglets and how to prevent it. Key causes include nervousness at farrowing and poor housing. Advice covers housing, pens, rations with wheat middlings and clover hay, beet feed, minerals, water, and gentle handling to keep sows thrifty and calm.
Kansas Cows Make Records With High Yielding Ayrshires
The annual institute reports two year old Ayrshires surpassing average milk yields. Canary Belle, Fearnot of Oakdale, Johanna of Juneau, and Rose of Oakdale produced standout totals from 5 956 to 10 118 pounds of milk and 292 to 437 pounds of butter. Johanna fed on silage and grain, yielding 893 gallons of milk sold for 285.76 dollars.
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O. E. Reed
Fearnot
Oakdale
Johanna
Juneau
Rose of
Manhattan
Reed
Breeding Bulls Need Exercise
A writer contrasts two bulls to argue humane, spacious housing improves temperament and breeding performance. One bull kept in a tiny pen becomes crabby, while another, in a well fenced enclosure with overhead wire, shows better disposition and potential as a breeder. The piece promotes environmental law as essential to welfare and productivity.
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G. M. Twitchell
Babcock tester praised for creamery monitoring beyond cows
The Babcock tester serves not only to track the value of livestock but also as an accurate tool for assessing creamery quality and efficiency.
Stable Manure Valuable Resource On Farms
Farm manure has long been the primary soil improver on stock farms and feeds large accumulations. Estimates place US annual manure production at two billion tons with substantial value per ton in plant nutrients and crop yield increases. Waste and loss from improper use equals ten times the value of all commercial fertilizers.
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United States
Things to Be Done for Successful Poultry Keeping
Instructions for a woman growing poultry emphasize love for the work and persistent effort. Recommend learning by experience, using clean water, oyster shells, grit, and a varied diet rather than chasing quick riches. Any standard breed is acceptable, with no single feeding rule guaranteeing success.
Orchardists Favor Low-Headed Trees Evidence of Value
The shift of most commercial orchardists to low-headed trees is strong evidence of their value since fruit growers rarely adopt a practice without proven benefit.
Toilet vinegars and perfumed waters for the skin
A how to on making toilet vinegars from flowers and herbs in white wine vinegar with cold infusion methods. It suggests fresh materials for best skin effect, uses for cleansing and refreshing, and provides a recipe for a lavender perfumed water and a calming body water attributed to Mme. Bernhardt.
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Mme. Bernhardt
Dresses for Girls Patent Magyar Inspired Frocks
Instruction lists three dress patterns for girls aged 4 to 10 with Magyar bodice styling and trims. The first uses ruby red fine wool with a silk stripe and buttons. second in fine face cloth with braided waist band and underslip lace. third black satin with Vandyke lace, cord girdle and narrow edging.
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Russia
Questions on Courtship From a School Girl Column
A reader asks about proper courtship etiquette for a schoolgirl. She inquires whether a young lady should teach a young man to play cards and how often a beau may call. She wonders if a fifteen year old is too young to receive company and if leap year fairs for girls to meet boys are appropriate.
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L. G. Johnson
Young Readers Discuss Night Automobiling and Chaperones
A column presents mixed letters about teen social life. A girl aged fourteen asks if a boy escort home from a party is proper while a reader argues for safe chaperoned activities. Replies urge caution and parental guidance in teen dating and social outings.
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H. Smith
Care for Snow White Hair with Gentle Waving and Rinse
The article advises tender care for white hair including waving with curl-papers or cloth, avoiding hot irons to prevent yellowing. Cleanse with castle soap or egg white, rinse multiple times, and add a lemon rinse for shine. Use faint blue water to keep a pale blue tone, dry thoroughly away from heat to prevent fluffy texture.
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Castle
Simple Evening Dress Advice for Budget Wardrobe
The piece counsels modest dresses for teens and women with limited budgets. It favors simple sheer cotton over a princess slip, and suggests crepe de chine in white or delicate shades for younger and older women, including black for mature wear.
Faithful love shown by a repentant woman at Simon's feast
A sermon on Luke 7 36 50 contrasts a neglectful Pharisee with a repentant sinner who anoints Jesus feet with tears and a alabaster box. Jesus praises the woman's faith saying Thy faith hath saved thee go in peace and teaches all owe debt of sin to the Great Creator.
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Christ Jesus
Jesus
Simon
Mary Magdalene
Paul
Salt of the Earth and Workers Together with Him
The passage proclaims believers as sowers and plowmen spreading good seeds and preparing hearts. It asserts Christians as salt of the earth serving as blessings and glorifying Christ daily, describes them as workers together with God in His mission.
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Christ
Doan's Kidney Pills Cure Kidney Stone Pain
James Greenman of Sonia Michigan credits Doan's Kidney Pills with a dramatic kidney relief after months of back pain urinary weakness feverish dizziness and depression. He avoided an operation, passed multiple kidney stones, and recovered fully. Foster Milburn Co Buffalo NY marketed the remedy at 50 cents.
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James Greenman
Adama
Sonia, Mich
Dean
Doan’s
Foster-Milburn Co
Buffalo
N. Y
Her Advantage Between Husband and Wife Quarrel
A dialogue echoes in which Buggs’ volatile behavior unsettles his wife yet she holds the power in their domestic scene. The exchange centers on control, tension, and the dynamics of marriage as authority shifts.
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Buggs
Marine Eye Remedy Ad Promotes Quick Relief
The notice markets Murine Marine Eye Remedy, claiming rapid relief for red weak watery eyes and granulated lids with an illustrated booklet in each package. It stresses the product is not a patent medicine but has long use in physician practice and is sold by druggists in depots and aseptic tubes.
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Marine Eye
Marine Eye Remedy Co
Chicago
Allen's Foot Ease Sample Offer Promises Foot Relief
A vintage advertisement touts Allen's Foot Ease antiseptic powder with five million free samples yearly. It claims the product eases tired aching swollen feet and invites readers to request a sample by mailing Allen Olmsted in Le Roy New York.
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Allen
Olmsted
le Roy
N.Y
Got a New Wife and a Market for Wombat
A punny note recalls Wombat now under new management as a wife demands expensive purchases, explaining his prior laziness. The item frames domestic change as a humorous business-like adjustment.
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Wombat
Garfield Tea Promoted as Liver Remedy
Advertises Garfield Tea as a uniquely efficient remedy for liver troubles and costiveness. The other line suggests writers with imagination strive to leave a mark, implying a promotional culture and self-improvement mindset.
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