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Newspaper
Advance Hustler
Location
Advance, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Jul 10, 1913
Page
6
A column of satirical musings covers topics from New York stepless cars and a grand court house to goats meat substitution and youthful fashion costs. It cites jokes on gossip laws in Wisconsin, celebrity ties, and the wobbling earth as witty cultural color.
Association of commerce figures claim Chicago men spend six million dollars yearly on five million hats. The text questions the source and whether appearance influences such judgments, implying doubt about the hat market data.
A puzzle notes a minister claiming wealth dims religion and hints at an ancient idea. an exchange seeks bonehead plays in baseball but finds full compliance impossible in all leagues. A remark on beauty follows, claiming men have more graceful figures. You must guess the speaker's gender.
A government pure food expert says oysters have spread no more disease than raw milk or drinking water in many communities, though oysters show no interest in being whitewashed.
A resourceful milkman in a Pennsylvania town gives away Angora kittens to customers boosting his milk sales. The business man creates demand that the supply meets, shaping a clever promo strategy.
A farm paper urges raising large draft-type horses to power heavy machinery and compete with market demand. It stresses selecting robust mares, drafting stallions, and slow breeding changes over years, warning against underfed yearlings and emphasizing early colt care and proper feeding to avoid stunting.
The article argues hogs thrive with fresh air sunshine pure water and exercise. It recommends a mix of natural foraged foods and concentrated seeds to meet dietary needs. Emphasizes not copying nature in every detail but implementing practical versions with proper care and judgment.
Milk proves a valuable additive in hog feed, aiding growth and health. Readers note the text emphasizes milk as an important component in swine nutrition.
Practical advice from J. Withers to the Farmers' Club of Western Ohio on raising market lambs. Begin with ewes before breeding, feed better diets including rape pasture, turnips, ground oats, and bran. Feed lambs grain from a week old, provide roots and hay, keep water clean, and maintain clean, dry housing for best 75 pound lambs at 13 weeks.
Tar dips for lice prove satisfactory when used at proper strength during cleaning and disinfection of stables and sheds. Treatments should be repeated one or more times at roughly ten day intervals.
The note argues milk flow in sheep may not recover if it falls off and recommends bran or bundle oats as effective feeds to boost milk production.
The disk cultivator proves convenient for ground covered with trash like soda and turf. It handles rough sod and newly broken land when preparing to plant corn, aiding field work.
A dairyman who undervalues skimmilk misses a key profit source. Skim milk sales and byproducts often become the steady side line that grows the farm’s bank account.
Eleven o clock found a tired bored lady and a suitor rambling on about his health. Miss Mollie teased him as he admitted nerves while Mrs Borderhouse urged soup. Mr Skinnie balked at the idea and left after a long farewell.
In a humorous exchange a California man explains Californians oppose Japanese citizenship and property rights while noting that all graduates of a California theological school are Japanese. The punchline suggests theological students are not expected to hold property.
Harper's Magazine recounts an Irishman carrying a live turkey through a western market town. The bird's loud squawks provoke the Celt, who finally pokes the turkey and asks why the creature walks when he is willing to carry it. The scene captures a humorous clash of dialects and daily life.
A tense exchange unfolds as a hunter questions the colonel about living in the far west and the timing of landslides. The man asserts May 1 as a natural moving day, challenging common beliefs with pointed remarks.
Fragmentary OCR notes describe a brief scene with a weary look and a signpost in Clarence. The text hints at retracing footsteps but lacks complete details for a full report.
A dialogue echoes optimism as an author boasts about snappy chapter subtitles. He jokes he has not yet written chapters but trusts the book will be capital thanks to the felicitous titles.
The dialogue shows Tl noting Jinx prefers a calm approach after a brief meeting. Jinx offered to discuss the author’s new book by phone, hinting at a desire to avoid confrontation.
Miss Chatterson asks if he operated in stocks and whether he was a bull or bear. He replies neither and adds it was the goat indicating a humorous or self deprecating take on the venture.
Onlookers hear playful banter about giraffes in a hypothetical circus race. A speaker wonders why eighty entries would be exciting, imagining neck and neck action and lively crowd reactions.
The snippet shows a household plan to keep staff engaged by gifting books and new china. It reflects domestic priorities and the idea that caretaking staff respond to thoughtful perks. The remark suggests a broader trend of using gifts to maintain loyalty and morale at home.
Fragmentary dialogue hints at misinterpretation and misfortune tied to money and a bankless life. Subtext recalls old stories of suspicion around wealth and a man’s disbelief in banks.
A humorous caption fragment places a joke about a new clerk in the table ware department. The exchange suggests the clerk’s frequent mishaps would not suit him for the role.
Shorty argues with Squinchley about carrying three umbrellas in rain. He then darts into a nearby pawnshop to shelter one of the umbrellas making a quick sidestep into the shop.
A playful exchange notes a dressmaker’s skill and mentions hobble skirts as a fashionable highlight. The dialogue hints at emerging styles and witty banter about clothing trends.
A brief chatter recalls a hoax about catching fish with quirky exchanges. One brother admits a fishing tale, while the other probes how many fish were supposedly brought back, revealing a playful fib.
The line contemplates opinion on the first task in a new residence, noting that judgement hinges on the nature and mood of its intended mistress. The exchange hints at authority and expectations shaping early housework.
In a heated exchange, Griggs questions whether Roller lives within his income while Briggs notes Roller spends well beyond it, suggesting a formal separation in living standards.
A sharp exchange centers on resisting graft with a wary joke about flinching. The quip frames a public discussion of corruption and political courage, reflecting the era's skepticism toward entrenched influence.
Town Topics reports the Parvenus attack a society writer for claiming no jarring note at their last affair. They allege the writer missed their money making through preserves and accuse him of misjudging the event.
Knicker Jones seeks only the president s autograph while Becker wants a commission. The exchange highlights conflicting requests during a formal audience.
A distressed mother laments Ethel’s wish to become a moving picture actress. Mrs Shimmerpate offers a blunt, ironic remark about letting her “flicker” if she were her daughter, prompting a judge’s likely reaction.
A brief exchange notes a speaker’s disdain for Wopples. The other person challenges the judgment, suggesting a misreading of Wopples. The dialogue centers on Wopples and his forecast about a tariff.
A dialogue snippet notes a character kissing the heroine nine times in the second act. The detail reveals the kiss happens in full audience view only when the hero peeks under her hat.
In a lively exchange Tweedles rejects whipping the devil around the stump and Listley agrees preferring to sit on the stump and argue with him. The pair share a casual, humorous stance as they discuss the tactic.
A man rushed into a drug store and asked for a dozen two grain quinine pills. When asked if he should be boxed, he replied that he would not roll them home, indicating a hurried, humorous exchange with the clerk.
A quirky piece contrasts a diplomat with a father figure who keeps birthdays in mind yet forgets a partner’s name. The dialogue hints at memory quirks, personal roles, and the art of diplomacy in family life.
Leland hears a mysterious lost song echoing from a street piano and searches by house to find the singer. A night chase ends when a whistle signals the former lover, and they are joyfully reunited, under the approving gaze of a kindly police officer.
Moses' call comes while shepherding as God speaks from a burning bush. He is reassured by three assurances, named as I have seen I have heard I know, and given a mission to deliver Israel and lead to a larger blessing. Moses lacks eloquence but receives Aaron as spokesman and a divine name I am that I am to identify God. He must respond with humility and faith, moving from work to mission.
A prominent society woman confesses that eight bridesmaids at her wedding all later married but none remained living with their husbands. The remark highlights a striking marital trend among her bridal party.
A joke about a man who boasts of predicting weather as he grows older. The quip implies vanity marks advancing years and warns against overconfidence in forecasts.
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