There are some things money won't buy says two men
A man with the high brow asserts money cannot acquire all things. The other with the overlapping chin concedes some limits but jokes that money cannot secure an extension of credit.
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Newspaper
Advance Hustler
Location
Advance, Indiana, United States of America
Date
Aug 21, 1913
Page
3
Love Isn’t Fatal Joke from a Punchline
Dialogue contrasts a broken heart with mule kick mortality humor. A friend Jasper is jilted and compares the hurt to being kicked by a mule, noting people can die from such kicks. The exchange reflects dark humor about romance and danger.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jasper
Important to Mothers Examine Castoria Bottles Carefully
Public health notice urges mothers to inspect every bottle of Castoria for infants and children to ensure safety and proper use, warning against counterfeit or mislabeled products and advising adherence to labeled directions.
Senator Lodge Describes Lobbyist’s Defeat With Urbanity
Senator Lodge quotes a failed lobbyist as he faced defeat and compares him to Mrs. Smythe who, when snubbed at a lunch, showed disappointment only in a quiet, awkward farewell. The anecdote highlights social etiquette and restrained regret in a political setting.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Senator Lodge
Eczema Cleared With Cuticura After Six Months
Mrs Bertha Underwood of Sunfield Michigan describes a six month battle with eczema starting on the scalp. After using Cuticura Soap and Ointment for two applications she improved and, within a month, was completely cured. The ad notes Cuticura products are sold worldwide with a free sample and 32 page Skin Book.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Sunfield
Mich
Bertha Underwood
Cuticura
Dept. L
Boston
Woman Suffrage Crisis In A Mock Parliament
An imagined scene reports an emergency session of Congress where a president and a committee press female leaders to yield on suffrage. Wall Street stalls and trade worsens as crops decline, prompting a sharp quip on suffrage by a complacent observer.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Congress
Wall Street
Young McConnell Teaches Old Yankee Fans Bitter Lesson
A five year old son of George McConnell attends games with his mother and rebukes Jack Warhop after seeing his father lose. The boy tells Warhop to stay away until he wins, adding that he is "rotten." The scene unfolds in the grandstand as tension between players and a fan family deepens.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
George McConnell
Jack Warhop
McConnell
Postum touted as better coffee alternative in medical letter
A doctor recounts wife’s experience with Postum over coffee, noting improved digestion and health after switching. The ad, from Postum Co of Battle Creek, promotes Regular and Instant Postum, instructions to boil, and a booklet titled The Road to Wellville.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Postum
Postum Co
Battle Creek
Mich
Wellville
Novel Kitchen Shower For Bride At Lawn Party
A recent bride received a decorative kitchen shower held on the lawn of an old fashioned home. Guests gathered on the porch then outdoors with tables, chairs, rugs and umbrellas, while a visible bundle of wrapped gifts was opened by the honoree using white ribboned shears.
Revival of Archery Becomes Resort Favorite
Archery rises in popularity at eastern resort venues alongside croquet and tennis. Girls wear middy suits with gay blazer coats in pink green red and striped patterns. Hostesses arrange match games with prizes and refreshments, iced drinks abundant. Saturday afternoons suit working men. Outdoor entertaining thrives in summer.
Tea Dances In Summer Socials Informal Yet Popular
Mid summer social life centers on intimate tea dances with invitations by phone. Guests wear light summer attire including lingerie for women and pongee or flannel for men. Tea and ices, ballroom dancing, and porch or lawn platforms mark the events from four to seven. Formal versions include garden tea and music at five. Dancing styles like tango and Turkey Trot are considered harmless when properly danced.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Boston
Round Dances and Individuality Question
The passage suggests that personal choice defines expression in round dances, implying that purity of intention shapes performance. It contrasts universal ideals with individual interpretation, noting that purity in art may reflect unique style rather than rigid rules.
Mother Goose Party Plans Delightful Nursery Theme
A Newport hostess hosts a Mother Goose party inviting guests to arrive as characters from the classic book. A Jack Horner pie centerpiece and celluloid birds decorate the edge while tarts and honey sandwiches recall the tales. The Mother Goose author is buried in a Boston cemetery.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Newport
Boston
Circle seating game with teacher center and voice guessing
In this item Madame Merri describes a party game where players sit in a circle around a blind teacher. Each player is assigned a word from a song such as Way Down Upon the Suwanee River and must disguise their voice while the teacher guesses who is who. The teacher may have two guesses.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Suwanee
Madame Merri
Guessing Noses Party Game Idea for Children
A lighted room and a dark room setup creates a nose guessing game. Half the group hides noses through a cloth hole while others in the light room try to identify them. Correct guesses move noses joiners to the guessers. wrong guesses add the guesser to the players. End when all are in one room or when fatigue sets in.
Crepe de Chine Styles Popular in Mannish Silks
Crepe de chines are popular and practical as they clean easily. The double frill and narrow front pleat frills remain in use along with side fastening. Button through collar cuffs and long shoulder lines define the look. Wash silks appear in broad or narrow stripes in purple gray blue rose yellow brown or with white stripes. Unlined net and lace waists are practical as well for easy laundering and cooling.
Real and Artificial Flowers Observe Matching Blossoms
At a recent social function women wore artificial flowers on hats and matched genuine blossoms on their waists. One woman in white displayed a white hat with purple pansies and wore the same flowers at her corsage.
Children's Dresses With Lace Medallion Inserts
Description of a thin white cotton crepe fabric for children's dainty dresses featuring inserts of baby Irish lace medallions.
Collars and Jabots Offer Wide Style Choices
The article showcases linen and gingham frocks enhanced by collars and jabots in varied fabrics and colors. It notes handwork adds freshness, offers style examples with etamine, pink linen, blue linen, and embroidered edges, and encourages DIY handwork for affordability and personal flair.
Middy Ties Show Varied Fringed and Hemmed Styles
Middy ties in all colors abound with options including fringed hemstitched and simply hemmed designs.
Dress Hair to Suit Face and Personal Style
The article advises women to tailor hair parting to individual face shapes, preferring side parts. It warns against a middle part line from forehead to ear and praises a curved inward arc over the brow and temples, noting classic lines seen in art and sculpture.
Visiting dress and costume description with materials
A detailed description of a visiting dress and matching coat including fabrics such as Delph blue and white checked cloth, satin, foulard, brocade, and eponge. The outfit features a plain skirt with front double strap trim, a tabard bodice, satin bows, wrapped seam center front, and a soft satin hat with floral embellishment and paillettes. Materials list provided for skirt, coat, lining, and buttons.
Amber Shade of Shantung Summer Coat Dress
A cool summer coat dress in dull amber shantung features a waist sash with fuchsia ribbon, buttoned trim, straight sleeves, and a kilted lace vent at the base. A white net cross over vest with covered gold shantung details completes the ensemble. The tunic shows a Russian influence while the skirt displays panel movement with gathered folds and hem-tightening drape.
Travel Cape Makes Stylish Military Style Debut
A cadet blue military cape lined in scarlet with brass buttons debuts as travel wear. The garment, comfortable and smart, complements gowns and suits and even light-weight cloth suits feature bullet buttons for a polished, dashing look.
Picot Edge Finishing Technique for Centerpieces and Jabots
The edge is started with a narrow buttonhole stitch then a loop is formed by catching the thread back and forth two or three times and stitching over the loop to fill the space. Small loops are made at regular intervals and each loop is completed before moving to the next in the sequence.
Bread from Heaven Lesson Reflects on Manna Provision
August 24 lesson on Exodus 16 explores Israel's murmuring after deliverance, God's response with daily bread from heaven, and the teaching that true sustenance comes from God. It emphasizes trust, obedience, and daily feeding on Christ as the bread of life.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Jesus
John
Christ
Christ Jesus
Moses
Aaron
Egypt
Aharan
Job
Peter
God
Jeremy Taylor
Absinthe Green Becomes EveningWear Trend
A fashion note describes absinthe green as a striking evening wear color. Teased over white textiles, it creates a light, original look with simple, severe elegance. A gown features white charmeuse, a side-slashed skirt, and ninon accents in absinthe green, underscoring the note of restrained simplicity.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Atlantic Monthly
Storing and Reusing Monograms on Linen Crafts
When embroidery fades from sheets pillowcases and towels the initials can be cut out and reapplied by buttonholing or feather stitching. Marking with pencil then sewing over lines on a machine with coarse thread is suggested using white or colored cotton.
Dust Removal With Cotton Method Described
A brief homemaking note explains rubbing cotton over hair to reveal and remove dust, leaving the hair bright, soft and clean. It recommends applying this method frequently for best results.
Good Shampoo Dry Hair Care Tip for Women
Women with white hair face high upkeep as a week passes before cleaning in many cities. A good dry shampoo is described, using a strip of absorbent cotton pressed over a wire hair brush to absorb oils without washing.
Flower Trimmings for Dance Gowns and Accessories
Flowers are widely used to trim gowns with rosebud wreaths on necklines and skirts. Some gowns feature flowers on the lining for a hidden glimpse. Corset covers and sheer outer waists are paired with fancy sashes showcasing cubist and futurist colorings, sometimes with two ribbons.
Paris Fashion Note on Silk Mantelets Over Evening Gowns
Worn in Paris this season, draped mantelets of flowered silk are paired with lingerie and lace gowns as a stylish overlay. The trend emphasizes delicate textures and color, enhancing evening attire with a light shawl-like layer.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Paris
Noisy Habits of Selfish Nests Stop a Man’s Comfort
Witty saying notes that many men neglect their own well being to disguise personal faults. The line suggests people fear the cost of appearances more than honest self care.
Curious Quote Sparks Debate on Punctuation and Punk Culture
A remark about punctuation in punk circles stirs discussion on style and language. The line questions who influences punctuation choices while highlighting the broader clash of manners and music.
Tyree’s Antiseptic Powder Ad Promises Quick Skin Relief
An advertisement claims Tyree’s Antiseptic Powder relieves summer skin troubles like hives poison oak chafing sunburn and eczema. It urges readers to buy 25c at druggists or request a free sample from J S Tyree in Washington DC.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Tyree
J.S. Tyree
Washington, D.C
Balloonists’ voyage foiled by fear of a horse and storm
A Rockwood farmer questioned balloonist Capt. Honeywell who said the balloon was ready for shipment to St. Louis. A farmer offered his team to move the balloon and riders to Rockwood. Honeywell doubted the safety of using a horse, noting he would not risk his life behind a scary horse after a balloon ride from Kansas City to escape a storm.
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Rockwood
Honeywell
St. Louis
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