John Brown and the Lure of a Lie
A concise tale centers on John Brown and his associate James McCoy, both political figures. Brown, drunk, plans to return home after a promise to McCoy. Mrs Brown later reports his arrival plans and a bedtime update, illustrating that a well told lie can be wiser than the truth.
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John Brown
James McCoy
Brown
McCoy
Mrs. Brown
John
Mr. McCoy
Where America Is Supreme Water and coffee taste across nations
A well dressed traveler voices preference for American water and coffee, contrasting European beverages. She notes bottled water abundance abroad but says Americans can enjoy water and coffee to suit her palate, praising New York and Holland as ideal.
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America
Europe
England
France
Italy
Germany
Holland
New York
Rise of Cremation Across the World and U S Milestones
The article traces cremation from early burial to modern use, noting the 1880 count of one crematory growing to over 50 by 1890 and ongoing additions. It highlights Japan where 47 percent of the dead are incinerated and cites the United States first crematory in Washington Pennsylvania built in 1876 by Dr Le Moyne with Baron de Palm’s decanting in December.
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Japan
United States
Washington, Pa
le Moyne
Baron de Palm
Sunday Magazine
Mount Kosciuszko Park Reserve Becomes National Park Plan
A hundred square miles around Mount Kosciuszko the Australian Alps peak are proclaimed a reserve with aims to form a national park. The peak named by Count de Strzelecki, a Polish patriot and early explorer, who reportedly first found gold in Australia. He later died in London and was knighted by Queen Victoria.
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Mount Kosciusko
Kosciusko
Campbell
Count de Strzelecki
Australia
London
Bible Drives Man to Drink Ends in Jail
Abram B. Cartridge, intoxicated and clutching a Bible, was found in the gutter on South Main Street Waterbury Connecticut. He told police in Scriptural phrases that Bible study drove him to his fall and later was jailed for 30 days.
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Abram B. Cartridge
South Main Street
Waterbury
Conn
Abram
Proof of Good Memory
Two hobos joke about memory after one recounts getting a shock from his electric battery yesterday. The other teases that his recollection must be superb, comparing it to a bath like sensation.
High Jumping at Sea
An Outing writer calls the whale the most stupendous leaper of the sea and recalls a monster leaping about 20 feet from the water. The account also estimates tuna leaps of 10 to 40 feet and notes the dramatic, restless scene of flying fish.
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Sritis
Santa Catalina
Gladstone as an Orator in Historic Debates
Henry W. Lucy describes Gladstone’s prime oratorical skills amid fierce party clashes. He notes how, in ministerial replies, Gladstone could dazzle and confuse listeners with lengthy, sonorous sentences and dramatic gestures. The essay highlights his piercing gaze, pointed forefinger, and emphatic boxing of the brass box to press his argument.
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Gladstone
Anon
Henry W. Lucy
Putnam’s
Coffin Experimenter Preaches Immortality in Life and Death
Humphrey a carpenter spent years preaching no death and sleeping in a walnut coffin he built for himself. He used it at work and at a boarding house and even prepared coffins for his wife and mother in law before her death. His wife was converted to his views before passing away three years ago.
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Humphrey
Odd Fellows
New Lon@n
Newsboy Treat Sparks Quiet Joy in City Drug Store
A blond young woman buys maple sundaes for eight dirty newsboys in a Tweny third Street drug store. The boys beam with excitement as they share the treat, then she leaves after thanking them. onlookers note the wholesome moment contrasts with the boys’ roughness.
No Longer a Gentleman in Sleeping Car Shoe Heist
A football team's sleeping car journey ends with a porter discovering 80 cents hidden in a player's shoe. The youth claimed honesty but a porter calls him no gentleman, saying he used the shoe as a bank. The tale hinges on a humorous misreading of integrity aboard a railcar.
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Jay
Ali
Mrs Malaprop Droll Wedding Gaffe From Harper’s Weekly
Mrs Malaprop jokes about Emily's wedding in a humorous exchange. She confuses cassocks with Cossacks in a quip that mocks church formalities and a minister's reply about two pillars and a foreign military effect. The playful dialogue captures social humor and a family wedding scene.
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Mrs. Malaprop
Emily
Russia
Harper’s Weekly
Only an Animal That Kisses in World Drama
The piece argues kisses drive plots in literature and theatre across eras and nations. It notes the central role of kiss scenes in modern stages including New York productions and cites a 19th century French theater regulation fining actors for kissing without consent.
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New York
France
Leslie’s Weekly
Salzburg court sits in convent to hear nun
In Salzburg Germany Baen is forced to hold a sitting in a convent after a nun refuses to testify in public. Sister Coelestine, a nun from Nonnberg, would not appear due to her vow but was examined behind a curtain with abbess support. A woodcutter facing theft charges was condemned to two months in prison on her testimony. anti clerical voices objected to such evidence being admissible.
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Salzburg
Germany
Baen
Nonnberg
Coelestine
Cider Caused Divorce Bid At Norwalk Farmstead
Azuba Sisson sues Sanford Sisson for divorce alleging his summer cider fuels alcohol abuse and keeps him intoxicated through winters. The couple, married in 1878, own a Norwalk area farm noted for fine products.
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Sanford Sisson
Azuba Sisson
Sisson
Sissons
Norwalk
Fat Man at Coney Island Misses Coin Pick Up
A corpulent man on a Coney Island ride drops a quarter while two German women surge to exit. A handkerchief spills coins, drawing a shower of silver. one woman notices the quarter and rushes away, leaving the man to sigh helplessly.
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Coney Island
Katrina
N. Y. Sun
College-bred women praised as best housekeepers by Mount Holyoke president
Miss Woolley, six years president of Mount Holyoke, asserts that college-bred women make the best housekeepers. She champions higher education as a liberal training fitting girls for future professions or homemaking, noting many enter college aiming at a specific career but later settle into domestic life.
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Miss Woolley
Mount Holyoke
The Mean Thing in Praise from a Husband
A short, humorous tale from Youth's Companion titled The Mean Thing shows Mrs Morse inflating her nail hammering with a carpenter, while her husband echoes a quip about lightning striking twice. He praises her, but warns the judge may be biased.
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Carpenter
Mrs. Morse
Mr. Morse
Wouldn't Be Dictated to By Webster
A historical quip from Youth's Companion recounts Dr. Bacon a New England clergyman arguing with Noah Webster over pronunciation He refuses to adopt Webster's rules asserting Webster is his parishioner and should learn from him rather than the reverse
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Webster
Bacon
New England
Doughty
Force of Habit Car Conductor Procrastination Joke
A Baltimore American quip frames a car conductor’s procrastination as the cause of losing a job. The exchange shows the humor in delaying passengers and deadlines.
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Baltimore American
Wise Old King and the 700 Wives
The tale recounts Solomon returning from a hunt to find his 700 wives weeping. They complain he did not call each of them a priceless jewel, fearing the tax assessor would hear and tax the throne for such wealth. Solomon jokes that the risk shows his wisdom is timeless.
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Solomon
A Train Tip Cushions Writing on the Move
A brakeman advises travelers that resting a tablet on a lap cushion makes writing on moving trains easy. The cushion absorbs tremors, keeping handwriting legible as if at a desk. Railway workers often keep cushions for accounts while traveling. others may borrow them during trips.
Italian diving suit aids weight lifting and visibility
A government adopted Italian invention helps divers lift heavier objects underwater. The suit uses inside operated artificial arms for leverage and includes a helmet light strong enough to penetrate the water for some distance.
The Pressing Need and a Foldable Baby Joke
A quote from the Smart Set contrasts a new baby with a foldable one, joking that while babies are great they should be foldable for easy storage, reflecting humorous social commentary. The exchange features Todd and a witty reply about practicality versus desire for a portable infant.
Reversible Names Span Left Right Readings
A playful note on palindromic wordplay cites Eve and Adam in a bowing greeting. It then mentions a Harlem contractor and glass dealer who can reverse his name Leon Noel without changing the spelling.
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Eve
Adam
Harlem
Glass
Leon Noel
Judge Cannot Teach Manners to Lawyers
A Washington lawyer recalls a sharp Chicago adversary and a quick-tempered judge. The judge tells the attorney, I can teach you law, but I cannot teach you manners, to which the Chicago counsel replies, That is true, your honor.
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Washington
Chicago
Perkins
Harper’s Weekly
Ancestors by Auction Portrait Tale
A man viewing a fine portrait asks who owns it and learns it is an ancestor of the owner. The owner recalls the painting would have been an ancestor of the visitor if he had bid another hundred.
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William M. Chase
A Needed Golf Stick
Dr. D A Sargent of Harvard describes a new game, a mix of basketball and football, and recounts a humorous golf moment where two young ladies struggle with a ball in a hole and request a dustpan shaped club.
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D. A. Sargent
Hemenway Gymnasium
Harvard
Large Ears of Forest Animals
The Scientific American notes that forest animals tend to have larger broader ears for hearing. The okapi of the Semliki forest has leaf-like ears, while the giraffe in open Africa has narrower pointed ears. Grevy’s zebra in scrub regions also shows longer wider ears than the open-veld zebra.
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Scientific American
Semliki
Africa
Grevy
Somaliland
Campaign Against Wood Pigeons in South Devon
Tenant farmers in South Devon organize a campaign to reduce wood pigeon damage costing pounds annually. Landowners and shooting tenants are invited to cooperate in the effort.
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South
Devon
England
Profitable Work of a Surgeon
A fat man argues eating well is crucial before work while a quiet stranger, a surgeon, counters that work can be highly profitable. The exchange highlights differing views on labor and sustenance.
Needful Wealth and the Bankrupt Brokers
Peter Bennett, a longtime Wall Street reporter, visits a New Street cafe with three brokers who display large rolls of yellowbacks to pay for drinks. Bennett, the solvent man amid their apparent wealth, asks how they manage it as they produce bulging sums and insist on buying more. The scene ends with the brokers’ apparent insolvency contrasted with Bennett’s solvency.
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Peter Bennett
Wall Street
Financial District
New Street
Broker
Bennett
Peter
Homely and She Knew It Long Dinner Confession
At a club dinner an admirer recalls meeting a woman who called herself homely yet she charmed him with her life in Missouri and her husband. He admits his initial plan to change seats, but her talk changed his view and he decides she is actually pretty.
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Missouri
Dutch for Oil King Story in Passaic
W W Scott a Passaic lawyer negotiates with Holland descent residents to move 12 families to Forest Hill Ohio estate of John D Rockefeller. A H Howatt Rockefeller superintendent met Scott in Passaic to arrange the relocation. Rockefeller, after years of trial, favors Jersey Dutch as superior and intends to employ them on his Ohio property.
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W. W. Scott
Passaic
N. J
Cleveland
Forest Hill
John Cbd
Rockefeller
A. H. Howatt
Scott
Ohio
Children’s Companions and a Mother’s Guidance
The author discusses managing children's companions, avoiding Pharisaism and neighborhood strife, and balancing oversight with trust. She argues that early play should be mother supervised, while as children grow they should be taught right principles and entrusted with responsibility.
Lady Fraud or Reform How Dyspepsia Traps a Stage Trap
A pungent dialogue scene features Plodding Pete challenging a woman known as Lady as they spar over appetite and temptation. The exchange hints at social folksiness and moralizing humor about overeating and tramps.
The Marrying Habit In The Prison
A prisoner jokes with a visitor about marriage as the start of his drinking trouble, claiming the real issue was being the bride. The exchange reflects prison humor and social mores of the era.
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