Soldier’s wife joke sparks home trouble chuckles
A cartoonish exchange recalls a wife’s letter claiming a man grew another foot. The strip plays on wartime home front humor as a friend notes trouble at home. The second sentence notes Canada’s eight million clothes pins produced in 1850 as a historical fact referenced in the same piece.
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Bud
Willie
Canada
Halton Dairymen Hear Patterson On Economics And Maple Growth
The Halton dairy community heard Dr. S L Patterson discuss dairy economics with focus on 58 herds for the year to April 30. Returns hovered around 7 cents per hour labor, with two low performers in minus figures. Maple Cattle Breeders Association expansion was reported with 5188 members and 45 405 cows bred in 1952, plus new semen supply from Aberdeen Angus and Shorthorn sites. Frozen semen techniques allow indefinite storage. A bus tour to Valleyanna Jersey herd and factory visit in Toronto followed by a debate on farm organizations concluded the week’s activities.
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Patterson
Halton
Hatton
Maple Cattle Breeders’ Association
Court House
Milton
S. L. Patterson
Ontario Department of Agriculture
Maple
Ontario
G. W. Ketter
Jersey
Valleyanna
Joe
Jim Crothers
Agincourt
Bert McGrath
Jersey Island
Toronto
Massey Harris Co Ltd
King St. West
Carpet Tax Joke On Pulpit Tacks Sparks Witty Exchange
A parson discovers tacks scattered on the floor after the sexton lays new carpet on the pulpit platform. The clergyman jokes about stepping on a tack mid sermon and the sexton replies the sermon would lose its point.
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Sexton
James
Clearing Auction Sale in Erin Township
An auction with horses and harnesses, cows and calves, pigs, grain and feed, a McCormick Deering tractor and thresher, implements, and household goods will be held March 24, 1953 at the farm on 17 Sideroad Erin Township two miles north of 24 Highway, four miles south of Hillsburgh.live stock, grain, tractor, thresher, implements, and house goods offered by A Gibson as auctioneer. cash sale with no reserve. terms listed.
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Matheson
Erin Township
Hillsburgh
Guernsey
Port Jersey
Jersey
York
Young York Sons
Alaska
McCormick Deering
McC
Ormick Deering
J. T Case
Fleury
Massey Harris
New Idea
Bissel
Deering
Renfrew
Templin
Eureka
iPen Harvester
Massey
Harris
Sena
A. Gibson
Fred Bantic
Guelph
Mellor Herrington Wedding in St Georges Church
Archdeacon Thompson officiated at the March 1 wedding of Marjorie Herrington and Jack Mellor of Acton in St Georges Church Eng town. Attendants included Matron of honor Mrs Robinson and bridesmaids from Acton and Stewartown. The couple plan to live in Acton after a honeymoon trip through the States to Maryland.
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St Crorge's
Engtown
Archdeacon Woo
Thompson
Marjorie Fatella
Marnie) Hererington
Jack Mellor
Acton
Corey Herrington
Stewarttown
Mellor Consstruction
Uhr
Mra
Finlay Mellor
Chryzanthemumia
Aradhey
Donald Hantork
My World
Perfort
Herghigion
Tle
Lin
Bouvardia
A Robinson
Stanley McClean
Misa Doris Herrington
Georgetown
Jack McMullen
Saethesiog Comity
Stewart
Maryland
Mrs. Mellor
Wingham
Limehouse
Milton to host joint fire demonstration by eight brigades
Fifty firemen from Halton's eight brigades met in Oakville on March 8 to hear Inspector George Alexander lecture on hydraulics and pumping technique. The eight brigades will join for a June 8 demonstration in Milton, with Humbercrest Firemen's Association also convening, hosting 22 brigades in total.
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Halton
Oakville
George Alexander
Milton
Humbercrest
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D. C. MacKay
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Wyndham Street
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Massey-Harris Company, Limited