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Acton Free Press

Location

Acton, Ontario, Canada

Date

Dec 20, 1877

Page

4

Surreal verse mashup with Mary and a blue lamb

A playful but garbled verse remixes the Mary had a Little Lamb tale. It weaves a surreal scene where a blue lamb causes mischief and a teacher expels a student, ending with an odd renaming Horace Greely and a bridgeside twist.

Mary Horace Greely

Uncle Silas Competes in Hay Load Have a Laugh

In a rural anecdote, Uncle Silas, aged yet spirited, challenges two nephews to load hay as fast as they can pitch. The top-heavy stack collapses, the old man is buried in the mass, and he mutters for more hay as he struggles to rise, fed by his stubborn humor.

Silas Ife Siles Mih de Strug Oliskeirg

Tale of Two Friends Fleeing Arab Indian Attack in Arizona

Hugo Richards recounts a humorous tale of two companions on muleback pursued by Indians in Arizona. Arrows whip past as one rider strains to outrun the other. The lead rider shouts to urge the wheels of escape while the second is urged to hurry.

Hugo Richards Arizona Kansas Tesbal New Jersey

Calves Said to Be First Animals From the Arks

Reported line claims the first creatures to emerge were a pair of calves tied to Noah’s legs though the text is unclear and garbled with numeric remnants. No verifiable details or sources accompany the claim.

Old Port Price Aboard the Decanted Bottle Tale

Daniel Webster dines with a Boston merchant. A dusty old port bottle is decanted and the host boasts a cost of 31.20 per glass after interest. Webster replies with interest in stopping the charge as he drains the glass.

Daniel Webster Boston John Mr. Webster

Frightened man tailed by bull cries defiance

A frightened laborer fleeing an enraged bull nears field boundaries and shouts a defiant slogan about defense funding versus brute force. The remark reflects the charged mood as danger escalates.

Darkey

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