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Newspaper

Aberdeen Herald

Location

Aberdeen, Washington, United States of America

Date

May 12, 1902

Page

7

Hood's Sarsaparilla Promises Cure for Catarrh

Claims a constitutional remedy cures catarrh of nose throat stomach and more with testimonials. Promotes Hood's Sarsaparilla as radical permanent cure and urges readers to try four bottles to achieve complete relief, naming William Sherman of Milwaukee Wisconsin.

Hood William Sherman 6Th St Milwaukee Wis Keene

Quotations and Ads Reflecting Law and Medicines

Excerpt features dialogue about an officer and a kiss, a line about resisting an officer being against the law, a Mrs Winslow's Soothing Syrup pitch for teething children, a king for a day or life plan, Hamlin's Wizard Oil touts, and a claim of links to prominent families with a Philadelphia telephone cue.

Mrs. Winslow Philadelphia Evening Bulletin

Contagious Blood Poison Ad Promotes Swift Specific Cure

An advertisement from The Swift Specific Co. of Atlanta Georgia touts a mineral-free vegetable remedy for contagious blood poison. It warns of hidden relapse and urges readers to request a free booklet detailing home cures and prevention, highlighting S S S as the antidote and cure.

THE Swift Specific CO Atlanta

Witty Quotes and Banter From Early 20th Century Pages

A collage of humorous exchanges and quips from various papers. A Boston transcript ponders social snobbery about wealth and lineage, a Puck cartoon riffs on purgatory gambling, a folding bed joke surfaces in Chicago, and a doctor warns that coffee is a slow poison.

Binding Twine Misrepresentation Warns Farmers

A historical notice warns farmers that some sellers misrepresent binding twine as Manila when selling colored Sisal labeled Standard Manila. Manila twine runs 600 feet per pound versus Sisal 500, implying higher price. The piece explains why lower priced twine may not be cheapest and cautions buyers against deceptive labeling.

Manila

The Horse A Composition By a High School Candidate

A student writes about horses praising their beauty gentleness and usefulness. He notes horses wear shoes unlike other animals and cannot talk though closer to speech than a giraffe. He lists horse varieties and mentions owning a horse and plans for more in the future.

Washington Times Ee Ee W.L. Douglas Sella L. Douglas PatentsCorona Kid Corona Colt National Kangaroo W.l.douclas

Do you happen to know I have fifty hens

The village banker Mr Fewseads rebukes Hiram Clover for courting his daughter Mabel. He insists Clover cannot support her in luxury, while Clover boasts his hens laying one egg daily. The banker concedes but denies the match. Mabel is urged to take another path.

Mr. Fewseads Hiram Clover Hiram Mabel Detroit Free Press

Royalty Superstitions and Courtroom Gaffes Across Time

A collection of light anecdotes from royal life and domestic quirks. King Carlos of Portugal jokes about a Friday mishap injuring a peer while noting luck if the day were Saturday. A Princess of Wales story pairs a broken glass with a cat’s fate. The humor continues with a washed scene of manners and a quip about aging women.

London Carlos Portugal England West End Princess of Wales

Gentle Spring and Witty Exchanges In Newspapers

A collection of quips from various papers notes humorous exchanges about babies eyes and Kipling’s flanneled fools. The snippets show light, witty observations from Yonkers Statesman Baltimore American and Philadelphia Press about life and satire.

Johnny Kipling Baltimore

Brooklyn Bridge Remarks and Poem Fragment

A Brooklyn man questions why people jump from the Brooklyn bridge and a Manhattan girl offers a quip about preferring a jump to going to Brooklyn. The passage also advertises Piso’s Cure for Consumption as an infallible medicine for coughs and colds from N. W. Samuel of Ocean Grove New Jersey dated February 17, 1900.

Brooklyn Bridge Brooklyn Manhattan N. W. Samuel Ocean Grove N. 3

Song of Victory and a Servant Girl’s Song

Dialogue depicts Mrs Call and Mrs Hayskeep discussing a servant girl who sings while working. Mrs Call praises the singing as showing good disposition, while Mrs Hayskeep contends the girl sings to mock her.

May Woodby Grouses Over Loss of Evening Coat

In the Philadelphia Press style snippet May Woodby laments misfortune after her uncle dies and a black coat. She notes wishing for a lighter coat to wear a mourning band, while Sue Giddy-Goodness counters with a brighter outlook.

May Woodby Philadelphia Press

Allen’s Foot Ease Promises Quick Foot Relief

Shake Into Your Shoes. Allen's Foot-Ease powder cures painful, swollen, sore feet and bunions. Instantly relieves stinging. Available at druggists for 25 cents. Accept no substitute. Trial package free. Address Allen S Olmsted LeRoy NY.

Allen Allen S, Olmsted LeRoy, N. Y

A Little Personal Miss Plumersquat Refuses Pitch

The Brooklyn Eagle notes Miss Plumersquat of the lady baseball nine refuses to pitch citing a heckler in the crowd shouting Get on to her curves. The exchange with the Lady Manager follows as tension rises over participation.

Miss Plumersquat Lady Baseball Nine Brooklyn Eagle

Private theatricals hint at a King Lear performance

Mrs Jenkyns notes Mrs Hoetong plans a King Lear private show. Mrs Newrich mocks the idea calling the king figure fake and questions the authenticity in a sharp exchange.

Peruna Claims Cure For Stomach Catarrh and Dyspepsia

A letter from Congressman Botkin of Winfield Kansas extols Peruna and Manalin for stomach catarrh and dyspepsia claiming near permanent relief from a quarter century of illness. Real estate agent L F Verdery of Augusta Georgia also praises Peruna as transformative. The ad urges readers with digestive ailments to write Dr Hartman for free advice.

Botkin Winfield Kan Hartman Peruna Manalin Washington J. D. Botkin L. F. Verdery Augusta Hartman Sanitarium Columbus

So Many Do Cigarette Fiend Dies Suddenly

In a terse incident report, DeFonte confirms a man known for heavy smoking died unexpectedly. The note indicates sudden death, with no further medical details provided.

Quian

Mrs Parvenue Faces Wardrobe Woe in Comical Exchange

The dialogue shows Mrs Parvenue lamenting being half undressed and unable to proceed, wishing for a valet as Mr Parvenue comments on the situation in a light humorous domestic scene. The exchange focuses on tiredness and wardrobe mishap with no broader context.

Mrs. Parvenue Mr. Parvenue Mary

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