Humorous Departures and Phone Farces From Local Gossip
A nostalgic quip filled column recalls village kids who rose to prominence in politics and sports, with punchlines about Percy Pierce, Tim Hoo ley, and Skinny Hogan. A second joke sketch lampoons a phone conversation between two Baltimore matrons, ending with a mock service complaint.
Religion on the Road: Kinnard Brice Preaches for Cents
An imitation scene features Reverend Kinnard Brice resting by the roadside with tired feet. He muses on preaching for ten cents in Buck and seventy five cents in New Jersey, joking that some people get their religion cheap in a roadside moment from June Lippincott's.
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Kinnard Brice
Ella Middleton Tybout
Lippincott’s
Ex-President Cleveland and a Professor’s Flooded Cellar
Ex-president Cleveland, living at Princeton, owns a house leased to a university professor. Heavy spring rains expose a wall defect causing frequent cellar flooding, prompting the professor to protest. Cleveland quips that the water is tied to the rent, remarking on champagne.
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Cleveland
Princeton
Dentist’s Ouch Greeting Delights Child
A Cincinnati Commercial Tribune fragment recalls a mother asking if the dentist hurt her daughter Elsie. The girl replies yes but notes the dentist was very nice, since he always said Ouch before she could.
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Elsie
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune
Death of Mrs. H. E. Campbell at 74 in York County
Mrs. H. E. Campbell, 74, died Sunday at her son in law D. L. Evans home from bronchial illness. Funeral Monday at Rowell burial ground Bethesda with Rev. W. Arial officiating. Survived by three daughters Mrs. Sam Roach Mrs. John Campbell and Mrs. D. L. Evans. Upcoming local notes include arrests for breach of contract and liquor possession, church services, a barn fire, and school board updates in Lancaster and surrounding townships.
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Rock Hill
J. B. Conner
Fort Mill
Lancaster
James Bailey
J. T. Thomasson
H. B. Howie
Catawba Power Company
Milus
Will Barron
Edgmoor
Lee Oates
Hickory Grove
Willow Camp
Frankie Walker
L. T. Pressly
Mr. Oates
E. W. Hall
Marconis of Africa and the Gourd Drum Telegraph
Missionary Rev. C A Rideout describes an African wireless system using hollowed gourds and kid skin drums as a Morse like code. Guards in Basuto villages relay messages across valleys to chiefs and monarchs, with reports reaching distant fronts during the Boer War ahead of field telegraphs.
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Marconi
Franklin
Morse
C. A. Rideout
African Methodist Episcopal Church of America
South Africa
Natal
Lerothrodi
United States
Basuto
Gourd
Orange Free States
Transvaal
Africa
Kansas City Star
Lieutenant governorship salaries across states vary widely
A survey notes Missouri and Iowa pay low salaries while New York and Pennsylvania top the list with 5000 yearly. Arkansas and other states use daily rates or session todos, some with no regular salary. The piece also mentions Kurds, trade in horses, and a Turkish Consulate in Harpool with Prof. Norton as consul.
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New York City
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Jackson
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Little Rock
California
Georgia
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Alabama
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South Carolina
Texas
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New Hampshire
Tennessee
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Washington
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South Dakota
Virginia
New York
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Massachusetts
Chicago News
Turkey
Persia
Turkish Kurdistan
Bitlis
Van
Arambia
Mardin
Mush
Korkuk
Diarbekir
Malatia
Marash
United States
Melargherd
Harpool
Thomas H. Norton
Cincinnati
Washington Star
Saluting the Quarter Deck Tradition in the Royal Navy
The piece notes peculiar customs aboard the royal navy with emphasis on the salute to the quarter deck. It describes how all who board via the gangway or reach the quarter deck are required to salute as part of formal naval courtesy.
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London
Royal Navy
Proper Stair Etiquette and Safe Climbing
A renowned physician warns that most people misstep on stairs by landing on the ball of the foot and springing upward. He prescribes placing the whole foot squarely on each step, distributing weight evenly and moving slowly to avoid muscle strain.
Described Kurdistan Region Near Ararat After Quake
The article outlines the earthquake region near Ararat, identifying Melazgherd on the Murad Su and describing Kurdistan’s rugged, mountainous terrain. It notes a mixed population of Mahometan, Armenian, and Jewish communities and highlights historic significance and ongoing Ottoman tensions.
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Melazgherd
Murad Su
Euphrates
Nimrud Dagh
Lake van
Mount Ararat
Garden of Eden
Tigris
United States
Kurdistan
Zabassal
Shirvan
Van
Turkey
Aramiad
Persia
Maine Woman Builds Income From A Cat Farm
A Maine coastal woman runs a successful cat farm featuring large, long-haired cats called coon cats or shag cats. The cats mature at sizes up to 18 to 20 pounds with varied colors, blue eyes, and sometimes mismatched eyes. Prices start at $5, influenced by size and color, with a screened enclosure to keep cats contained and sales easier than dogs.
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Maine
Brooklyn Eagle
Army officer cites digestion claim for alcohol folly
The National Advocate notes an officer defending drinking to aid digestion but argues liquor worsens injuries, chills, and fatigue. It asserts alcohol is not digested, cools the body, damages brain function, and hinders duty, challenging the notion of its usefulness in fatigue duty.
I Can I Will A Tutor’s Lesson on Self-Help
A writer recounts a New York University junior student named Simon who struggles with a difficult trigonometry problem. The teacher offers time and encouragement and Simon, through persistent effort, solves the problem and develops mathematical power beyond mere solution.
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New York University
Simon
Bears Lose Home Then Find New Nest In Windy Twist
In a tale from Little Folks the aging bears must move from their rented house to make way for Mr. Camel. A wind gust destroys the house as they depart, sparing them from danger and leading to a happy ending as they relocate with the tiger family.
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Bears
Mr. Camel
Mr. Bear
Tiger
Chicago Tribune
Clock Plant Displays Timekeeping Leaves at Local Garden
A rare clock plant on view in the agricultural department gardens fascinates Star readers. Native to Borneo, its two sets of leaves imitate clock hands with the smaller leaves moving about every minute and the larger ones each hour. The plant needs warm sunshine to perform. it is fragile, hard to propagate, and only one specimen remains after others died.
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Agricultural Department
Borneo
Photography and Portraiture by J. R. Schorb
An experienced photographer on West Liberty Street promotes expert developing retouching and finishing. He claims his work equals the best in the section and offers affordable prices and handling of pocket camera photos for customers unable to develop them themselves.
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West Liberty Street
J. R. Schorb
Southern Railway timetable Blacksburg to Kingsville and Marion
Effective April 19 1903 daily trains No 16 and No 14 run between Blacksburg Kingsville Camden Kershaw Lancaster Catawba Rock Hill Tirzah Yorkville Sharon Hickory Smyrna and Blacksburg with morning departures from Kingsville and afternoon arrivals at Blacksburg for the Blacksburg to Marion route trains No 88 and No 26 via Shelby Henrietta Rutherford Marion. For further information address W H Taylor Agst G P A Atlanta Ga and R W Hunt Div Pass Agt Charleston SC.
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Tirzah
Yorkville
Sharon Lyv
Hickory
Smyrna
Blacksburg
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Shelby
Henrietta
Rutherford Ly
Marion Ly
W. H. Taylor
Agst
Atlanta
R. W. Hunt
Charleston
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