Witty quips on manners and ambition from Chicago News
A satirical collection of pointed paragraphs lampoons excuses punctuality and social vanity. It notes actresses divorces, undertakers, orators, prodigal children, Solomon, and shifting gender roles with brisk, ridiculing humor.
Dictionary Humor and Social Labels
A quirky excerpt defines slang and traits with satirical aims, listing terms like Fad-t, Milk, Cynic, Sin, Genius, Charity, Thermometer, Egotist, and Blockhead alongside pointed descriptions of respect, happiness, amusements, and money. The piece skewers social roles, cultural memes, and public behavior in compact paraphrase.
Debt and diligence wedged in office wisdom
The piece muses that debt stays sticky and good work challenges competition. It notes that dodging duties wrinkles a woman, and a boastful man ceases to be a wonder. It likens self-advancement to lending a ladder to others and warns against empty force.
Worldly Wisdom on Men and Women in Pursuit of Riches
A reflection on gender roles and ambition contrasts male pursuit of wealth with female persistence. The piece notes men often gain experience late, spend money chasing status, and invest in hair tonic as they rise, while suggesting desire for better things shapes love.
Observations on Plants and Water in Nature
A collection of brief notes discusses salt water as a more potent fire extinguisher than fresh water, the Weeping willow’s origins by the Euphrates, and how flowers turn toward artificial light just as they follow the sun. A Philippine tree is noted for shedding water abundantly from its leaves.
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Philippines
The Village Dreamer Returns and a Village Confession
Jared, the quiet village dreamer, discovers Avery Stimson’s feelings as Shatner comes back. Graves the detective exposes a Hartley Shatner investment scam, clearing Avery of suspicion and prompting a decisive romance between Jared and Avery.
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Jared
Trirey Shatner
Shatner
Shafer
Jed
Granther" Sparks
Hart
Hartley Shatner
Graves
Avery Stimson
Miss Stimson
Avery
Hartley
Tye
Pye
Just Thoughts on Life and Vanity in Humble Words
A collection of wry aphorisms on hard work pride and folly. Observations touch on heartache responsibility gender humor money and marriage with sharp cultural humor of a bygone era. Each line delivers a compact moral or social jab.
French Proverbs about Hope and Prudence
A collection of aphorisms noting that prayers reveal hope, ready money heals, and the absent are often in the wrong. It mocks excuses, favors self reliance, warns against overtalking, and links patience with health. It ends with counsel to live by nature and speak little to gain merit.
Sawed off Sermons on Courtship and Honesty
A compact moral riff warns that a girl resisting a kiss signals the wrong suitor, that churchgoing hints at romance, and that appearance can mislead. It counsels doubt of a boastful man and notes a husband supporting a large family may wear patched trousers.
From Our New Primer See the Woman to Dimple Wrinkles
The piece humorously notes a common belief that women seek to transform a wrinkle into a dimple. It questions whether the woman is crazy, then asserts she merely pursues a widespread aim.
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Indianapolis Star
Dickinson College and Georgetown Mark Milestones and Ore Facts
Dickinson College in Carlisle Pennsylvania turns 132 this year while Georgetown, a suburb of Washington, reaches 165. Forty one states employ state geologists or related officials. Newfoundland hosts nearly every known iron ore variety.
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Georgetown
Washington
Newfoundland
The Great Lover at Park Square Boston Opens Final Week
The New Year matinee marks the final week of Leo Ditrichstein’s The Great Lover at Park Square Boston. The production, praised as a masterpiece of dramaturgy, features Davidstein in a lauded performance with strong supporting cast. On Monday January 8 Canary Cottage, by the same authors as So Long Letty, joins the program.
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Leo Ditrichstein
Park Square Theatre
Boston
Davidstein
Canary Cottage
Boston National Grid Opera Company to Performed Next Week
The Boston National Grid Opera Company brings seven operas to the Boston Opera House starting Monday January 1 led by managing director Max Rabinoff. The schedule features Andrea Chenier Madame Butterfly L Amore dei tre re Faust Tris La Boheme and Aida with renowned singers and a strengthened chorus and orchestra.
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Gerly
Boston Opera House
Boston National” Grid Opera Company
New York
Philadelphia
Max Rabinoff
Boston
Andrea Chenier
Zenatello
Villani
Baklinoff
Winietskaja
Lazzari
Ananian
Boscacci
Madame Butterfly
Miura
Martin
Chalmers
Severoni
Baklanoff
Leveroni
Mardones
Faust
Teyte
Tris
Kitay
Bascacci
Lazzzari
la Boheme
Gaudenzi
Riegelman
Aida
Gay
Twain Early NY Stay Described by Paine
Biographer Albert Bigelow Paine notes Mark Twain, newly arrived in New York, stayed at a mechanics’ boarding house on Duane Street and disliked the board. Twain, used to southern fare, wrote home about lacking hot bread and biscuits while working in a Cliffs Street printing shop near the Harpers, earning four dollars weekly.
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Mark Twain
New York
Mechanics
Duane Street
Albert Bigelow Paine
Clif-street
The
Harpers
Lhe
Milk Soothes and Repairs Cracked Dishes
A home remedy suggests simmering cracked dishes in enough sweet milk to cover for about forty five minutes. The milk repairs cracks, making the dishes nearly as strong as new and able to endure similar usage.
Lexington Club Mortgagees to Sell Described Winthrop Shore Property
Public auction will sell property described as part of Winthrop Shore Reservation in Suffolk County bound by Mocnamd Avenue Winthrop Shore Reservation and land of J T Jessup. The sale includes parcels conveyed to Mary Sullivan et al and a 272 square foot strip. Terms at sale. Attorneys: H L Wadsworth 40 Court Street Boston.
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Daniel
Sumolk
Musseeliiteet
Mocnaid
J. T Jessup
Tore
Soule
Winthrop Shore Reservation
Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Metropolitan Park Commission
Mary —Sulivan
Jobin RR
Suffolk
William W. Reed
George Bestonend
George A. Vickery
Artis
Lexington Club
EL. Wadsworth
Court Street
Boston
Mass
Mortgagee's Sale Of Real Estate In County Foreclosure
Public auction will occur on Wednesday January 10 at three oclock in the afternoon at the described premises. The property is a parcel with buildings on land bounded by Washington Avenue and Peleg Briggs Wadsworth land, containing about 12 668 square feet. Sale is by Conveyancers Title Insurance Company holder of the mortgage, subject to prior liens and taxes.
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William Ouster Brown
Helen Louise Brown
Francis Hastings
Sultolg Jreeds
Mort. Kae
Conveyancers Tile Insurance Company
Mortierty
Washington Avenue
Peleg Briggs
Tithe Insurance Company
Henry TH. Bdes
Boston Elevated Railways Timetable Notes 1916
Schedules for Orient Heights to Bowdoin Square and Orient Heights to Bowdoin Square via tunnel. Details include cutoff times, intervals from early morning through night, Sunday service, night service from Gladstone Street to Devonshire, and return trips from Sullivan Square to Forest Hills. Special cars available by request. EDWARD DANA Supt. of Traffic December 23, 1916.
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Orient Heights
Bowdoin Square
Avon
Eee Ie Bt
Orient
Gladstone Street
Milk Street
Edward Dana
Winthrop Post Office Mail Hours and Box Schedule
Winthrop Post Office opens weekdays from 7 am to 9 pm and Sundays closed. Special Delivery mail is delivered Sundays. Office is a Postal Savings Depository. Carrier deliveries run weekdays from 10:20 am to 2:50 pm with 6:30 pm and 9 pm pickups. several boxes are not collected at 9 pm. Street boxes on Saturdays are collected one-half hour earlier. Sunday street box collection is 6 pm.
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Postal Savings Depository
Temple
Highland Avenues
Grover and
Cliff
Quincy
Cottage Park Road
Johnson Avenue
Court Road
Lowell
Maple Streets
Main
Pleasant Streets
Hermon
Centre
Winthrop
Ocean View
Ma- Lee's Corner
Revere
Cherry
Summit
Brown’e Drug Store
Winthrop Highlands
Grover Corner
Crest
Locust and
Beach Road
Ocean Spray
Shirley Corner
Mermaid
Sea Foam
Shirley R. R
Ocean Avenue
Sturgis
Tewksbury
Crystal Cove
Cottage Avenue
Hillside
Washington Avenue
Bates
Winthrop and
Chester
Post Office
Centre R. R
Pleasant and
Sunnyside
Bartlett Road
Pauline
Lincoln
Read
Town Hall
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