The Difficult Part of a Comedian's Day
A motion picture comedian endures mud puddles pies flour and a street sweeper mishap. He must clean up each night in time for dinner, a task he calls the hard part of his job.
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Newspaper
Winthrop Sun And Visitor
Location
Winthrop, Massachusetts, United States of America
Date
Dec 09, 1916
Page
6
A motion picture comedian endures mud puddles pies flour and a street sweeper mishap. He must clean up each night in time for dinner, a task he calls the hard part of his job.
A distressed citizen comments that a party worker is admired yet criticized at home. The speaker notes his wife complains he should focus on his family rather than party duties, implying personal neglect and strain at the boarding house.
A poetic speaker exclaims about the rain's footbeats as a pleasant sound. The crusty landlord mocks the idea, noting tenants hurry to complain about leaking roofs rather than rain itself. The exchange blends whimsy with a hint of local grievances.
An eyewitness account from the Opera House recalls a dramatic list act where a performer was shot and writhed on the floor for about five minutes. The crowd noted the air grew thick with dust as the act concluded with the performer striding about.
A veteran voices frustration claiming an honorable discharge was not granted after four years of service. The speaker asserts they quit the service themselves, recounting the past and challenging the official discharge status.
A brief verse notes that when a young man proposes to a maiden who agrees and possesses wealth she will happily adopt a new surname. The rhyme plays on marriage customs and changing names as a social transaction.
A fragment notes that Doppel may head a family chain when buying movie tickets, but otherwise remains in the Tear. The quotes imply a question about his role and household, with hints of a public or social setting. The readable text centers on family status and the act of purchasing cinema admissions.
Fragmentary social items describe a humorous confusion over a bungalow built on a country lot. The exchange involves Mrs Destyle and Mr Myer and neighbors, noting a misstep by an architect and a missing skeleton in the Timily chaser. The dialogue hints at a bungled project and divided responsibility.
A fragment shows a dancer outlining elution with young milliner assistants in tow. The exchange shifts to love as chemistry with acid tests, art critique, and a movie director’s blunt take that pleasing audiences pays better.
A boy named Harry asks his father for permission to invite a new neighbor boy to a party. The exchange reveals the mother forbids the guest, prompting Harry to claim the father must prove he is the boss of the ranch as a test of authority.
A quip in the European war context jokes about Zouaves and their trousers snagging on barbed wire entanglements. The brief exchange highlights casual humor amid conflict, reflecting home-front and frontline tensions.
In a brief column a reader asks whether Miss Oldgirl was congratulated on her birthday and notes the sender was teased with a pun about congratulation. The exchange hints at social norms and light humor in local life.
A cryptic item hints at the sharpest minds confronting speculation and illusion. The fragment names Altre Witew and NOW with suggestions of psychology, rhetoric, and intellectual challenge.
A horse reporter notes extensive copying in Scribbler’s exchanges and acknowledges uncredited material. The editor and exchange analyst discuss how he learns of the sources, citing a line about obtaining tips from a grocer as part of the dialogue.
In a tongue in cheek exchange, Mrs Twobble contemplates a political path while Mr Twobble wonders about his influence. The dialogue hints at tensions and protective motives as he asks if he is restraining her ambition.
A local exchange notes Parker Windham enjoying his aunt's legacy while a recent wheat deal wipeout months ago keeps the talk alive. Townsfolk follow his ongoing money stories as a constant conversation piece.
In a light exchange, one speaker teases another about coming from an aristocratic family. The response playfully affirms the claim and asks if the other person served as a butler in that role.
A dated lyric note speaks of a prospective bridegroom as a young man seeking an heiress in marriage, reflecting social notions of matchmaking and class.
William Henry Pell defends the idea that one does not have to avoid a Tootor car, offering a simple explanation since he rides in one himself. The remark reflects Pell's personal experience with the vehicle.
A fragment suggests a scene where a husband plays a wretched bridge game while a woman lies beneath or beneath the surface. The text is garbled and lacks clear names or places.
Readers recall players and fans comment on Gruet as being perpetually short on funds and patience. The quipry line about being short if he were a giraffe highlights the enduring mockery surrounding his finances and stature.
An editorial from the New York Telegram argues that tempering one’s anger is vital for women entering business. Immaturity at work harms job prospects, while steadfast self control preserves standing in shops, offices, and showrooms where replacement is swift for short tempers.
The Boston Transcript cites Paris Temps on Prinng’s hard fight to keep a renowned clock that hung in the Phorloge suite. The clock, sent by a French king to an Indian prince for service in a clash with England, sank in a ship sunk by the English and lay at the bottom of Indian Waters. Kitchener joked the clock ought to go to England as a war souvenir after Briand defended France’s claim to possess the relic.
The article describes a government used machine to plant seedlings rapidly in deforested western regions. Drawn by two horses and operated by three men, it creates furrows, feeds plants, and covers roots with two wide wheels. The device can plant 10 000 to 15 000 per day versus 1 200 to 1 500 by hand.
Shortage of cottages prompts notes on old and new builds. The article mentions Theydon Girton near Epping Essex where cottages built over 400 years ago from church tower bricks remain affordable. Lavendon near Olney Buckinghamshire reports stone from a quarry with rents from one to two shillings weekly. Bishop's Stortford Hertfordshire lists 24 cottages funded by Admiral Van der Meulen and Sir Walter cities with rents of sixpence for singles and sixpence to one shilling for married couples.
Heard Across the Styx notes two shades debating Cleopatra’s reaction to modern cinema. The first shade says she crosses this morning, while the second explains she resents how the vampire art is being cheapened by films.
A reflective tour of Pompeii contrasts its ruined streets with the greened gates and returned life around the antique remains. The piece notes ongoing excavation, the haunting sameness of daily life across eras, and the solemn tomb-like city yielded to modern curiosity.
The piece discusses juvenile affection among children under eight as a transparent, uncomplicated form of love. It notes gifts, embraces, and early fantasies of marriage, with jealousy and a lack of shyness, and states such feelings typically fade but can rarely lead to later wedlock.
A man cracked a safe at the Waldorf Astoria New York with little resistance as a crowd watched. The target was a safety deposit box containing securities the owner hoped to sell before a market close. The locksmith’s efforts were stalled by the owner’s dismal key and a late closing market.
Drifter F Andersen of New York, president of the American Public Health Association, declares in an association address that sickness costs the United States 7400000 dollars annually and that about half could be prevented. He notes workers lose about nine days a year to sickness, with projected losses reaching 2 dollars per day per worker. The estimate excludes family suffering and reduced future productivity.
A fragment shows a suitor asserting serious consideration before proposing to Gwendolin. He recalls presenting a handsome engagement ring and taking pains to display it prior to the talk. The passage centers on skepticism about her reaction.
Suffolk to heirs and interested persons in the estate of Charles F Cass late of Winthrop deceased. Citation to appear by probate court on November 14 to show cause why petition for letters testamentary may not be granted. Public notice to be printed weekly for three weeks in Winthrop Law and Visitor and mailed to known interested persons seven days before court. Witness Robert Gran Esquire judge of said court.
Timetable notices for Boston Elevated Railway Company routes and hours. Details list intervals, peak and Sunday service between Bowdoin Square Sullivan Square and Forest Hills via Tunnel, with special cars for events. Edward Dana, Superintendent of Traffic, notes rates, routes, and connections.
The Winthrop post office operates weekdays from 7 am to 3 pm for all business. Holidays hours are 7 am to 1 pm and Sundays are closed except Special Delivery mail. Carrier deliveries run 7:32 am, 11:50 am, 2:50 pm. evening collections end at 9 pm with several boxes not collected at that time. Numerous street letter boxes have 9 pm collections, including Temple, Highland, Grover, Cliff, Quincy, Cottage Park, Johnson, Court, Lowell, Maple, Main, Pleasant, Hermon, and others listed. Saturday collections occur one half hour earlier. Some areas read as Winthrop, Center streets, and various corners.
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