Knowledge Worth While and Social Satires
A dialogue highlights a geologist who claims to date the earth, an astronomer who weighs the moor, and a capitalist named Mr Grabcom who predicts stock market moves tomorrow. The scene pokes fun at pretentious experts and speculative wealth in a social setting.
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Grabcom
Love as a Cure Amid a Humorous Exchange
A young man and an old bachelor debate love as a disease doctors cannot cure. The old man recalls a friend cured by a female physician who married him, revealing a lighthearted twist on romance.
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Ballot bargain as suffragette rebuffs vote selling
A suffragette candidate confronts a man offering to sell his vote. She refuses, declaring it not worth a dollar. The man pushes back offering 97 cents and suggests double voting for a dollar ninety three. The exchange captures a cartoonish chamber of political barter.
Miss Knowsitt and Mr Leads Social Mismatch
Society gossip notes that Miss Knowsitt cannot reconcile with Mr Leads who, though very rich and possessing much space, fails to act with proper manners. The column mocks his social missteps and wealth.
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Miss Knowsitt
Mr. Leads
Miss
Farm Resident Remains Unmoved by Rising Living Costs
Despite the high cost of living sparking alarm elsewhere, a farmer stays untroubled by price hikes. The piece contrasts urban concern with rural resilience as the farm dweller keeps steady routines and budgets despite economic pressure.
Disturbing Influences and a Missed Shot at Midnight
A fiancé recalls a late night thought wave exchange at a club around midnight. He says a distracting influence may have caused him to miss an easy billiards shot, leaving ambiguity about the exact timing and source of the disturbance.
Demostenes and the modern garrulous habit at railway depot
A student cites Demosthenes using pebbles to sharpen speech and a contemporary quips that many men talk too much after drinking rock and rye. A brief depot exchange follows with Hyker asking Pyker for a temporary loan before departure to the West.
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Demostenes
Hyker
Depot
Pyker
Fresh Start and Wealth Talk in a Quip Exchange
Dribbles asks about a restaurant job while Scribbles scolds his literary retreat as hunger drives action. Braggs boasts of an uncle with money to do as he pleases. Naggs retorts that his uncle can make his wife do as she pleases.
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Braggs
Naggs
Merely a Surmise in Morning Exchange
Henry asks Omar to have a drink this morning but Omar declines saying he has sworn off. Parker remarks Omar seems thirsting for notoriety.
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Henry
Omar
Parker
Pie risk and health scare in a Dublin boarding house
A landlady asks a wary Irish boarder if he will have a piece of apple pie. He jokes about health and recalls an uncle who died of apple pl exy, suggesting fear of a similar outcome. The exchange captures light humor and staged concern at a shared table.
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Pat
Erin
Burglar Captured After Neighborhood Incident
People in the neighborhood reported a burglary last night. The suspect was described as neither a menacing brute nor a well-dressed gentleman. Residents expressed disappointment at the robber’s unremarkable appearance.
Usual Procedure Reflects Constituent Letters and Forgetfulness
A statesman is described as paying attention to constituent wishes only to forget them, as letters from voters are filed by his secretary and then ignored. The remark notes the tension between public input and political memory.
Married couples never agree, says a pessimist
A pessimist notes parental resistance to marriage. "You say your mother is willing you should marry me, but your father isn't?" "Yes. They never can agree. Married folks never can."
Disregarded Leaders Feel Dismay Over Silence
A reflective note on how leaders of the people feel acute dismay when their guidance goes unheeded and ignored by the public, highlighting a sense of neglect and frustration among those in charge.
Bald-Headed Hero Promised In Quiet Love Story
A dialogue hints at injustice toward bald headed men and foresees a future tale about a bald headed hero. The exchange suggests societal bias and a hopeful romantic reversal in fiction.
Sunshine and Shadow in Court Drama
A chorus girl plaintiff testifies about her life as the judge weeps and the courtroom is steeped in gloom. The atmosphere lightens when the lawyer begins reading love letters from the millionaire defendant.
Those Who Seek The Bass A Tongue In Cheek Bass Guide
A humorous piece on bass fishing lists odd gear and tactics. It jokes about boats priced at 50 cents, a tomato can for bailing, and improvised equipment while poking fun at anglers. Zim makes a wry aside about church pews and stubborn boat comfort.
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Thousand Islands
Central Park
New York
Cleopatra Not A Beauty Says Numismatic Convention
A Baltimore convention report from the American Numismatic Association claims Cleopatra was not beautiful. Coin portraits shown by attendees suggest irregular features, a flat chest, large ears, small eyes, and a scrawny neck, implying the queen would not have endorsed such likenesses.
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Cleopatra
Convention of Numismatists
Baltimore
American Numismatic Association
Helpful Household Hints From a Bygone Era
A humorous social column suggests playful, satirical advice for housewives. It pokes fun at husbands and fashion, encourages DIYlaundry, and offers witty tips on clothing care and domestic life with dated tone and playful jabs. The piece underscores gender roles and light household humor.
Dictionary of Humorous Courtship and Character Notes
A humorous dictionary entry from the Indianapolis Star defines playful terms such as Books-Vehicles for conveying thought and Death as the relief from troubles. It lists items like a man’s best friend or worst enemy and Cupid’s assist to describe traits, with light satirical definitions.
Probate Court Probate Notice for Charles F Cass Estate
Heirs and all interested persons are cited in Suffolk Probate Court for the estate of Charles F Cass late of Winthrop Massachusetts. Catherine L Craib of Montreal has petitioned for letters testamentary without bond. Court date December 14 1916 at 10 a.m. in Boston. Public notice to be printed weekly for three weeks and notices mailed seven days prior. Judge Robert Grant. Register Arthur W Dolan. N25 3t
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Suffolk
Charles F. Cass
Winthrop
Catherine L. Craib
Montreal
Quebec
Canada
Boston
Winthrop Sun and Visitor
Robert Grant
Esquire
An Explanation
The speaker jokes that marriage to a small woman was chosen for practicality, citing the proverb that when faced with two evils one should pick the lesser.
Unsophisticated witty talk from a native damsel
A native damsel candidly admits embarrassment after delivering shockingly innocent expressions at wrong moments. She describes realizing a terrible break after studying up a phrase and using it inappropriately.
Just for fun they unite after a bold claim
A speaker recalls a pageant of courtship where a man boasts of having many supporters and wins the hand of a woman, framing the union as a playful conquest. The passage emphasizes social influence and playful rhetoric over lasting bond.
Doctor diagnoses strange ailment in spiral system servitude
A physician quips to Mrs Mix up about her husband’s condition, joking that the problem resembles servitude of the spiral system. The exchange hints at a medical or mechanical satire rather than a clear diagnosis.
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Mixup
Fashionable Shoes Shorter Says Husband and Wife
In a light exchange a wife notes new fashionable shoes will be shorter and her husband agrees, both commenting on style trends with a playful tone. The brief dialogue hints at evolving footwear fashion.
Movement of Population to the Midwest After 1800
Emigration from eastern states to the Midwest surged after Ohio’s 1803 statehood and land credit sales in 1800. Letters from Massachusetts New York and Pennsylvania describe roads crowded with wagons to Ohio and Indiana. An 1816 English traveler noted abandoned Virginia farms and mass westward movement via Cayuga and the Hudson, with over 15 000 wagons passing Cayuga Bridge in 18 months.
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Middle West
Ohio
Indiana
Massachusetts
New York
Pennsylvania
Virginia
New England
Hudson River
Albany
Newburg
Cayuga
Pittsburgh
You All and Purity of Southern Speech Cited
A letter to the New York Times argues that the regional use of you all represents a purer English form. The author cites biblical and Shakespearean precedents along with Cicero and laments old assumptions about southern speech as ignorant, claiming closer source yields purer language.
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New York Times
Whimsical Exchange on Turkish Cremation Practices
A brief dialogue questions Turkish funeral customs with a humorous doubt about wives being burned. The exchange notes lack of cremation traditions and contrasts beliefs about Turkish practices.
Odd Comparisons Echo a Chicago Examiner Riddle
A playful collection of word contrasts from the Chicago Examiner ponders soft versus hard in coal water eggs and shells. The items mix proverb humor with wry questions about egotists and readiness in everyday phrases.
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Chicago Examiner
Wisdom of a Widow and Moral Reflections
A clipped blend of mottos on indifference, ego, and social manners. It suggests Eve prompting Adam to eat, warns against perfection, and jokes about family dynamics and missing a man after death, with a saintly guise shading worldly temptations.
Boston Elevated Railway Schedules Published for 1916
The notice lists operating times for Orient Heights to Bowdoin Square and Gladstone Street to Bowdoin Square routes, with frequent intervals, daytime and night service, Sunday schedules, additional service to Kendall Square, and night runs from Sullivan Square to Forest Hills. Special cars may be chartered. information available at 101 Milk Street, Room 701. Edward Dana, Supt. of Traffic, Sept. 5, 1916.
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Orient Heights
Bowdoin Square
Xendall Square
Kendall Sq
Cambridge
Gladstone Street
Devonshire
Sullivan Square
Dudley Street
Atlantic Avenue
Forest Hills
Milk Street
Edward Dana
Short Lived Tricks and Marriage Wit
A fragmented verse setting humor on life, marriage, and social pretenses with lines about undertakers, a spinster learning to strike a match, and commentary on umbrellas, silence, and self conceit. The garbled text hints at social observations and punchlines about marriage and behavior.
Postal Office Hours and Mail Box Collections Notice
The post office operates weekdays 7 am to 7 pm and holidays 7 am to 10 am, closed Sundays except Special Delivery. Carriers deliver weekdays at 7 30 am 10 50 am and 2 50 pm with 6 30 pm and 9 pm collections. some boxes are not collected at 9 pm. Several street boxes are collected 9 pm on weekdays, and Sunday street boxes are collected at 6 pm.
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Postal Savings Depository
Temple
Highland Avenues
Grover and
Cliff
Quincy
Cottage Park Road
Johnson Avenue
Court Road
Lowell
Maple Streets
Main
Pleasant Streets
Hermon
Centre
Winthrop
Ocean View
Magee’s Corner
Revere
Cherry
Summit
Brown's Drug Store
Winthrop Highlands
Grover Corner
Crest
Locust and
Beach Road
Ocean Spray
Shirley Corner
Mermaid
Sea Foam
Shirley R. R
Ocean Avenue
Sturgis
Tewksbury
Crystal Cove
Cottage Avenue
Hillside
Washington Avenue
Bates
Winthrop and
Chester
Centre Ry R
Pleasant and
Sunnyside
Bartlett Road
Pauline
Lincoln
Read
Town Hall
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