Quick Wit In Times Of Jest And Irony
A collection of wry one liners and aphorisms by Hal Boyle. Jests touch on love, aging, politics, marriage, and social quirks with brisk, snappy observations. The piece lampoons human foibles through compact quips and witty comparisons.
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Hal Boyle
New York
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Fire destroys den at Merrimans Lane home
A fire about 10:30 last night damaged a den at the home of Mr. and Mrs. John E. Pennypacker on Merrimans Lane. Believed started by a cigarette in a waste basket, the blaze destroyed draperies and furniture before firefighters arrived. the loss is covered by insurance.
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John E. Pennypacker
Merrimans Lane
Correct answers to Page 4 quiz questions
The list reveals the correct responses for ten items: 1 Marabel Vassily Sokolov sky, 2 Uncle Tom's Cabin, 3 Turkey, 4 Patrick Henry, 5 Dominican Republic, 7 Bethesda Naval Hospital, 8 The Volga at 2 325 miles, 9 Notre Dame at 400, 10 Thirty.
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oMarabel Vassily Sokolovsky
Turkey
Patrick Henry
Dominican Republic
Bethesda Naval Hospital
the Volga
Notre Dame
Sheriff Sale of 1941 Plymouth Sedan in Winchester
By virtue of a writ of fiera facias a sheriff sale is set for November 12 1948 at 1 pm in the Jail Yard Winchester Virginia. The item offered is a 1941 Plymouth sedan with cash terms. Auctioneer Coleman Dunn and Sheriff Robert L. DeHaven lead the sale.
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W. C. Willis
Guy J. Oates
W. J. Oates
Jail Yard
South
Cameron Street
Winchester
Virginia
Robert L. DeHaven
Coleman Dunn
Foremen tied to management say no man s land hurts work
British psychologist Dr. Clifford Brook Frisby told a Chicago symposium foremen face stress from isolation and loss of authority. He urged better selection and training for foremen and explicit recognition that they are part of management with clearly defined status and duties.
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Chicago
Clifford Brook Frisby
London
Loyal Order of Moose
University of Chicago
Eggs and Live Poultry Prices in Winchester Area Markets
Agriculture Department Markets Division reports graded U S eggs prices per dozen for various grades and sizes with F O B Winchester figures. Also lists live poultry prices paid by dressing plants in the Winchester region for No 1 quality and other classifications including turkeys guineas leghorn and other broilers with price per head per unit.
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Winchester
U. S
F.O.B
Local Markets Prices and Retail Feeds Summary
Local market listings provide daily corrections on flour corn meal and grain prices. It lists egg mash feeds and butterfat prices, with figures for 20 and 18 percent egg mash and various bag weights, plus wholesale butter rates. A stray note mentions a boxing kangaroo that can kill a man or a dog with one blow.
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Stover Nash Ye
Eves Amas
State Law Requires Action By November Fifteenth
A legal notice states that the required action must be completed by November 15 under state law. The directive outlines the deadline and the authority enforcing it, highlighting the official timeline for compliance.
Market Quotations for Cattle Hogs and Sheep in Baltimore and Chicago
Quotations compare week-ago levels across cattle hogs and sheep. Baltimore prices show slaughter steers steady to 1 lower, cows 50c to 1 lower, hogs 75c lower, lambs 14 to 26 dollars per head in ranges. Chicago reports mixed moves with fed steers steady to 1 higher, heifers and cows weaker, sows lower, stockers steady, lambs 22 to 26 with top around 26.50 in week.
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Baltimore
Chicago
Railroad and steel stocks rise as election results loom
A halting advance led by Central of New Jersey, U S Steel and General Motors saw higher prices today. Traders watched military losses of the Chinese nationalist government and pondered implications for U S Far Eastern strategy after the election.
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New York
Central of New Jersey
U. S. Steel
Bethlehem Steel
General Motors
Montgomery Ward
American Telephone
Consolidated Natural Gas
Phelps Dodge
U.S. Gypsum
American Tobacco
Great Northern Preferred
Gulf Oil
Mission Corp
Wall Street
Chicago Grains Edge Lower Amid Election Wait
Chicago grains opened slightly lower as traders held back, awaiting Tuesday's election results. Market sentiment showed a general disposition to wait for outcomes before committing.
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Chicago
Clarke County Farm Auctions and Estates Sales List
Clarke County sales include J H Funkhouser Estate at Waverly Farm Double Tollgate with live stock and machinery on Nov 3 and Nov 17. Anna C Schlack estate at Senseny Road 220 acre farm on Nov 6. Other auctions: Graham A Dove Nov 6. W D Cornwell real estate on N Kent St Nov 6. Scully Woltz real estate on Front Royal Road Nov 12. A F Zombro Nov 13. E R Sullivan Nov 24 with multiple livestock and farm goods.
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J. H. Funkhouser
Waverly Farm
Double Tollgate
Clarke County
Graham A. Dove
Berryville Court House
Anna C. Schlack
Senseny Rd
Winchester
W. D. Cornwell
Frederick County Court House
N. Kent St
Scully & Woltz
Front Royal Road
A. F. Zombro
North
Berryville
Highland Farm
E. R. Sullivan
Grain futures open with mixed prices across months
Opening quotes show Wheat at 2.27 3 4 for Dec and 2.19 7 8 for May with 2.02 3 4 for July. Corn opens at 1.87 1 4 for Dec and 1.41 1 8 for July, with adjustments in May and other bids.
Commodity futures brief with mixed gains and losses
The report lists oats with December 77 and May 74 spots, July at 70. Soybeans show November at 2.47 and 1 2. Lard futures run November 18.85 and December 19.25, January 18.80, March 18.70 to 18.45.
Rattlesnake Swims With Rattle Above Water
A rattlesnake swims with its tail end submerged while its rattle remains held above the surface. This behavior may help keep the landmark warning visible to onlookers during aquatic movement.
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