Remarks and riddles from Wilson North Carolina column
A regional column from Wilson North Carolina dated September 6 1893 shares a mix of humorous maxims and quirky questions. The notes joke about birds bees paintings and fashion while musing on counting monkeys and William Penn’s pen wiper with playful wordplay and misspellings.
Witty Observations and Puns from a Humorous Column
A series of light jests and aphorisms on diverse topics. It ponders voices from Maine, reprieves, temperance, family clocks, bridal attire, medical bills, trees with manners, stubbornness, and ancient wanderers with forty years in the desert.
Needle threading skill gap between genders noted
A witty remark states a man navigates through a crowd more easily than a woman, but when threading a needle she holds the advantage, implying women outperform men in fine motor tasks.
Joint Debate and Tree Ring Riddle
A playful note compares two dogs preparing to fight to a joint debate and says the liveliest dog wins. It also uses a tree’s rings to suggest age but warns against applying that rule to a jeweled overripe maiden of a grand monopoly.
From the Heart Farewell to Readers
An editor bids readers farewell for three months, expressing grief and gratitude. He reflects on striving to brighten lives, affirming faith, brotherhood, and the hope of meeting again, or parting forever if fate denies a return.
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The Magistrate Housekeeper of Justice and Integrity
A magistrate's office is crucial for peace and morals and must be held by men of firm conviction and unwavering integrity. Judges should be above bribery, free of influence, and maintain crystal purity in justice, with rulings as fair and respected as bench decrees.
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