Witty Adages From a Quirky Field Notes
A collection of humorous maxims about farming life and human behavior. It wittily notes that even tired wheels run best, thorny troubles accompany all, and plow shares are safest for farmers. A doctor should avoid grave looks around patients for cheer.
Farmer Claims Wealth From Grain At All Times
A concise view states that unlike other trades, farming allows a farmer to seize wealth from grain whenever possible, suggesting constant opportunity and profit potential in grain markets.
Mysterious Post Mortem Utterances Stir Rumors
Fragmentary lines describe unsettling remarks about living notes and post mortem utterances. The speaker notes a sharp pin in every romance and warns of consequences when entering contact with the girl, hinting at societal thrice-checked fears.
Fan vows to stop a paper by ruinous protest
A fan protest targets the editor over a $2 pay per page decision. The note likens the fan’s moral scope to a pork barrel’s open end, signaling broad frustration with the publication.
Man Posing Photo Snagged by Nose Nose Fly
A man posing for a photograph to send to his sweetheart endures an odd setback as a persistent fly lands on his nose during the moment. The incident adds a humorous note to a routine portrait session in this light local item.
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Chicheater Chemical
Aoficon Square
Drupzistes Hilada Pa
Disappointed Genius Buys Mullet Potatoes Watches Baseball
A reflecting figure finds small pleasures in buying a mullet and a peck of potatoes while enjoying baseball games, despite doubts about reaching fame.
School ma'am introduces a new feature in class
The report describes a Kirecs school where a ma'am enforces a method: when a girl misses a word, a boy who repeats it gains permission to kiss her. The anecdote notes improving behavior among boys, urging self control to prevent bitterness and distress.
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Kirecs
Arsuk
Fragmentary old regional advice line on courtship and fate
A fragmented old-time reflection notes a young man speaking to a girl during intimacy and suggests a future reckoning after the minister’s fee, with a warning tone about consequences years later.
The Right View on Southern Industry and Union
A pointed editorial argues that Southern industry and Northern capital foster a shared future. It urges lifting prejudices, increasing investment in mills, mines, and farms, and improving diplomacy to strengthen the Union and economic ties. It warns against expecting swift political rewards, calling for active efforts by all to support Democratic leadership and government reform.
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New York
Monthly Review
Massachusetts
Alabama
West
Potomac
Gulf
Louisiana
Administration harmony in renewals and appointments noted
The piece discusses the administration's apparent harmony in renewals and appointments, noting Secretary Carlysle and subordinates filling treasury offices with Democrats while Postmaster General Bisel resists removals before term end. It highlights the vast workload on the President and advisers in filling offices and addressing public concerns amid complex financial and foreign relation issues.
MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE
Carlysle
Treasury
Bisel
Opening of the Columbian Exposition described in May issue
The May issue of the Illustrated Columbian Exposition Magazine highlights the opening of the World’s Columbian Exposition after two years of work. It features a lithographed cover, portraits, ceremonies, buildings, statues, and state entries with extensive illustrations and leading articles. Sample copy offered for 25 cents. address J. B. Campner, 159 Adams St., Chicago, Illinois.
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Senor Depuy de Lome
Spain
Lagoon
Montana
Adal Rehan
Great Terminal Station
Samson
Isabella
Cleveland
U.S. Big Gun
Ackersman
Crystal Cave
Stimps
J. B. Campner
Adams St
Chicago, Il
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