Fragments of Wit and Prose by Henry Blount and Eddie
A scattered miscellany of aphorisms and light verse features Ryan Eddie and Henry Blount offering humorous maxims on folly rest storms manners and language. The piece weaves puns moral thoughts and brief observations about life love and society through witty lines and antiquated turns of phrase.
Spectators Recall Glowing Faisons Entertainment
An event at Faisons featured Miss Hicks Holmes Fryar Devane and other maidens in a spellbinding program. The fan drill led by Miss Bessie Holmes showcased graceful motion and captivating charm. Ice cream and cake followed as the audience savored a night of beauty, laughter, and refined festivity.
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Misses Hicks
Misses Holmes
Fryar
Misses Devane
Bessie Holmes
Faison
Mom
Jealousy as the Deadliest Human Passion
A dramatic meditation on jealousy cites biblical and historical figures to illustrate its destructive force. The piece argues jealousy leads to murder, betrayal, exile, and ruin, turning homes into hellish spaces and draining hope, urging readers to stifle jealousy for a peaceful life.
Gods Way Through Bereavement
The piece reflects on severe loss and suffering as divine chastisement that guides the bereaved toward heavenly rewards. It portrays sorrow as a pathway to faith, viewing bereavement as a signpost to heaven and a shift from earthly concerns to eternal bliss.
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Earth
Ripe Old Age and the Wisdom of Experience
The essay contemplates aging beyond seventy, noting diminished vigor and altered perception. It argues that harsh judgments fade, true values emerge, and long experience refines knowledge. A cheerful, complaint free old age is praised as a beautiful autumn sunset guiding life's final path.
The Photo Studio That Squeezed Out Serenity
A vignette describes a sitter’s failed effort for a serene portrait. Marion Winstead, an excellent photographer, twists heads and tightens clamps to force a calm look. A huge sign promising no credit or pay undermines the dream of an angelic expression.
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Marion Winstead
Winstead
George's Experience in a Banished Eden Verse
The fragment portrays a man named George describing joy and sudden banishment from an earthly Eden. He recalls embracing a lover, dreaming of Heaven, then waking to a violent interruption as her father kicks him, sending him airborne and causing pain and lament. The piece blends romance with a grim, comic twist on the classic Eden motif.
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George
Earth
Eden
Peace That Religion Brings Quiet Grace And Light
The text extols a tranquil peace born of faith. It likens calm to silver star beams on mountain peaks, undisturbed by fogs and shadows, and describes it as bright, beautiful, and comforting. It compares earthly trials soothingly to a sea still and asleep with winds gone.
Tender rose bush of love amid winter distrust
The tender rose bush of love cannot bud or bloom when wrapped by cold indifference and distrust. Only with gentle encouragement and warm cheer will it awaken, birthing a fragrant bloom whose scent rivals paradise.
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Paradise
Hospitality and Courtly Charm at Col Faison’s Home
A visitor recounts praising Col Faison and his cultured wife during a visit to Faisons. The account highlights the entertaining prowess of the wife and the allure of the Misses Nyda Hicks and Frankie Faisons. The scene is described with lush, poetic language and a sense of wondrous delight in the hospitality and atmosphere.
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Faisons
Col. Faison
Nyda Hicks
Frankie Faisons
Paradise Regained
Eddie's Pitcher and the White Ball Mystery at the Base Ball Ground
The verse describes a baseball scene at the Base Ball Ground where Eddie's pitcher struggles as the white ball misleads the striker. The narrator notes a sharp inshoot curve and a fearful drop, provoking cries from children and a reply from the umpire about the pitcher twirling the ball.
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Eddie
We overheard a girl and her beau at the cafe
A girl told her lover that he was a great stickler for euphony and he replied with three words you for me filling life with soul entrancing melody. She then ate ice cream and bit a shoe-vamp like morsel of cake and seemed delighted with progress.
Twilight Idyll of Love and Nighttime Whispers
A poem recalls a lover’s tenderness as rose drops fall and doves seek their nests. The speaker imagines sharing a quiet night beside a beloved, the first star appearing, hearts beating, and gentle closeness leading to shared dreams. The verse ends with a playful image of a beloved tickling the narrator’s nose with straws.
It Sure Do Dialect of Love and Roast Beef
A fragment records a lover disturbed by a girl describing ethereal affection yet dining on roast beef with four biscuits greens and raw onions, highlighting a clash between idealized romance and earthy appetite.
Not A Real One Aboard The Fence
A casual remark from a lull in a ball game near an office prompts a boy to compare a circus to a chased attempt by a lady to scale a fence observed today. The brief exchange captures street corner humor in a historical moment.
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Jim
Bill
Cackleation at the Barnyard Rooster and Hatchet Remark
A Washingtonian scene features a barnyard rooster admiring a new brood and asking whose work it is. The sitting hen responds with a playful deflection, claiming she cannot tell a lie and referencing a small hatchet.
Summerlin Shakes Doth Draw Crowds in City
Local patrons flock to Summerlin's shop for famous shakes as crowds gather daily. The quirky service draws fans with bold flavors and lively banter, boosting orders and neighborhood chatter. Patrons praise speed, taste, and friendly staff in a busy, cheerful scene.
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