Henry Blount and Moral Quips in 1893 North Carolina
A column from Henry Blount of Wilson North Carolina dated June 7 1893 shares wry maxims on law, sewing, mending and fate. It wittily contrasts heavenly matches with brimstone and extols history as teacher of morals during perilous times.
Witty Quips About Kisses and Burning Lawyers’ Effects
A playful remark notes kisses arriving by mail not post and jokes they come from the gate-post instead. It then cites a lawyer’s burned effects that supposedly never rise from ashes and muses on perfumes tied to absence of feel.
Young croquet mishap causes ladylike mallet remark
A young lady misplaces her strike and instead taps her foot, prompting a restrained remark rather than swearing. She comments that the scene was a nasty horror and she will keep quiet.
Weary youth ponders sewing fate in 1894
A solitary midnight youth sits in his room and wonders if he will do his own sewing in 1894 as he uses a jack knife to push a needle through a button.
Misheard names cause a comical misunderstanding
A writer recalls a proofreading error where a phrase “he met an Ajax” was misinterpreted as “he met a Jack Ass.” Eddie arranged the original scene, Johnny read the proof, and the mix up led to a humorous dia appointment.
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Ajax
Eddie
Jack Ass
Johnny
Eddie’s remark on Texas duel scene as new war fair
Eddie hears of two girls fighting with rifles in Texas and comments it as a new kind of war fair. He sighs mournfully yet keeps chewing gum as before.
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Eddie
Texas
Head Hair To Be Worn On The Head Again
A fashion note declares hair will for future wear on the head rather than under the feet. The piece calls the change a comforting assurance and a season of relief after prior discomfort and misgivings about improper placement.
A Big Noble Heart Finds Grateful Appreciation
A noble heart recognizes service and emits lasting gratitude while a small narrow heart seeks mere favor from those it fears. The contrast highlights dignity versus insecurity in human character and social reception.
Let Kindness Guide Our Lives Before the Dead
A sermon urges living kindness over posthumous praise. It decries waiting for death to honor others and calls readers to help the living, support the needy, and live temperately. The piece urges contemplation of mortality and divine judgment, ending with a call to start an endless life of virtue.
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Canaan
How to Prosper Principles of personal conduct
Practical precepts urging thorough knowledge of one’s business and faithful effort. It emphasizes avoiding disputes, guarding secrets, minding one’s own affairs, courtesy, discretion, doing right, trusting providence, avoiding fretfulness, and maintaining a cheerful heart.
Commencement Notes on Music and Classics in Public Edits
A reflective piece argues for balanced study in college: rigorous math and classical texts for discipline, alongside attainable musical training. It cautions against overbearing performance of masterworks in public commencements and urges music that pleases audiences while preserving technical mastery.
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Cazar
Mozart
Beethoven
Demosthenes
Cicero
Thucidides
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