The Spice Of Life Wit and Workplace Woes
A humor piece oddball dialogue about persistence, office secrets, and marriage quirks. The salesman earns access to the boss's office after noting the secretary's presence, while a丈夫 reflects on marriage averages. A quip about warranties and lie detectors closes the vignette with a punchline.
Nightmare Turns Field Trip Into Gender Twist
A patient tells a psychiatrist of nightly shipwreck dreams on a South Sea island with nine companions, three blondes, three redheads, and three brunettes, only to reveal he is always a girl in the dream, prompting the doctor to question the nightmarish interpretation.
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South Sea
Tennessee tourist foils attempted mugging in New York
A Tennessee vacationer in New York was confronted by a man from a dark doorway who demanded money and threatened violence. The tourist reportedly coolly replied that you can live in the town without brains but not without money, defusing the attack.
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New York
Posture Advice From a Country Boy
A physiology exam humor tale features a country boy answering how to attain a good posture. His witty reply suggests letting the cows graze near the back and allowing the posture to improve over time. The quip reflects rural humor about natural growth and posture.
No Parking Note Sparks Official Business Clash
A young woman parked in a clearly marked no parking zone and left a note saying she was on official business. On returning, she found a summons with the reply So am I, highlighting a humorous clash between two official duties.
Two Ways to Raise Children Mystery Remains Unsolved
A quip notes that there are reputedly two methods to raise children, yet no one can name either. The remark reflects on parental guidance and the elusiveness of simple answers in childrearing.
Prayer Request Met with Brutal Sheriff’s Reply
In a tense frontier scene a posse member asks to pray for a horse thief moments before execution. The deputy in charge retorts that the man is unworthy of heaven and not fit to live in Texas, underscoring harsh frontier justice and brutal law enforcement attitudes.
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Texas
Teen Grumbles About Parental Noise Clash Over Music
A teenager laments not understanding adults as they clash with parents over long hair music. The teen appreciates new tastes while parents dislike the noise, signaling generational tension and cultural clash.
Deputy Defeated Over Modest Views In Paris Election
Paris France Ferdinand Pirat, veteran National Assembly deputy of 20 years, lost bid for re election on a platform to tax women for wearing mini skirts and men for letting their hair grow long He also urged a gas tax for motorcycles driven by under 18s Housewives opposed his plan to raise coffee and vinegar prices.
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Paris
France
Ferdinand Pirat
French National Assembly
Pirat
Platinum Block Could Fashion a Million Wedding Rings
A cubic foot of platinum weighs about two thirds of a ton and could yield roughly one million wedding rings, illustrating the metal’s dense value and potential scale for jewelry production.
UNICEF Drive On Halloween Promotes Trick or Treat effort
The Future Homemakers of America, Horizon Club, and the Methodist Church join to run Trick or Treat for UNICEF on Halloween. Donations support medicines and malaria protection. canvassing begins 5:30 p.m. Tuesday Oct 31, with Mrs. George Burleson in charge and Miss Annette Snider and Mrs. Ann Faison assisting.
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Homemakers of America
Horizon Club
Methodist Church
Unicef
George Burleson
Children’s Division
Annette Snider
Ann Faison
Camp Fire Girls Elect Officers
The first Camp Fire Girls meeting was held Oct. 18, 1967, in the new high school in Mrs. Harper's room. Officers elected were President Claire Whipple, Vice President Karen Jarvis, Secretary Betty Kay Geers, Treasurer Jayne Harper, and Scribe Gina Judd. This is the 4th grade group. Refreshments included cool-ache and cookies. While we had our refreshments we practiced our manners.
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Camp Fire Girls
Mrs. Harper
Claire Whipple
Karen Jarvis
Betty Kay Geers
Jayne Harper
Gina Judd
Scribe
Town and Country Club Elects Officers at Oct 19 Meeting
The Town and Country Club met October 19 at Mrs. Sims Wortham home in Pilot Grove. Members and visitors attended as officers were elected: Wetzel president Ireland secretary Vestal program chair Reynolds reporter Wendell parliamentarian Wortham recreation leader. Next meeting set for November 2 at Mrs. Vestal with a Christmas ideas program.
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Town and Country Club
Sims Wortham
Pilot Grove
Terrell Cowart
Benny Parrent
Joe R. Reynolds
James Wortham
Attebury
J. C. Wetzel
Bill Ireland
Ray Vestal
L. L. Wendell
Tigers Triumph Over Fannindel 40-8 In District Win
Whitewright unbeaten Tigers dominated Fannindel Falcons 40 to 8 at Ladonia. Cureton threw a 39-yard TD pass, Watkins and Montgomery scored in the first period, with Caraway adding a second period TD as Montgom ery converted extra points. Falcons’ lone TD came in the second quarter. The Tigers travel to Wolfe City next, then Bells at home and finish against Van Alstyne.
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Whitewright
Tigers
Fannindel Falcons
Ladonia
Will Cureton
Chuck Watkins
Bill Montgomery
Cureton
Ed Caraway
Montgomery
Falcons
Wolfe City
Wolfe City Wolves
Honey Grove
Honey Grove Warriors
Warriors
Bells
van Alstyne
First Methodist Church Service and Activities
Rev. George Topper leads Sunday worship at 11:00 with Sunday School at 10:00 and evening events at 6:00 M Y F 7:00 Bible study. Monday features WSCS luncheon at 12:00 and Guild at 7:30. Tuesday hosts UNICEF Drive at 5:30 and Wednesday choir rehearsal at 7:30.
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First Methodist Church
George Topper
WSCS
Guild
Unicef
Whitewright
Reverend George Topper Leads Bible Study at White Wright
The pastor Rev. George Topper conducts a 7:00 Bible study session at White Wright church, inviting parishioners and neighbors to join for scripture discussion and reflection.
Soybean Crowned New King of Southland
The Agriculture Department lauds the soybean as cotton's successor in the South forecasting a long reign. Acreage shifts show soybeans overtaking cotton in the Carolinas Tennessee Mississippi Arkansas and Louisiana, with cotton acreage down from historical peaks. Major Midwest producers Illinois and Iowa remain leading, while government payments influence shifting crop patterns.
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Washington
Agriculure Department
Southland
Department
Carolinas
Tennessee
Mississippi
Arkansas
Louisiana
South
Southwest
Midwest
Illinois
Iowa
Schedule of worship and church activities at First Presbyterian
Daily timetable lists 9:00 S. S. at nursing home 9:55 Bible study 11:00 worship 5:15 junior choir 6:00 training 7:00 worship with 11:00 service led by Rev C C Dooley at First Presbyterian Church
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S. S
Nursing Home
First Presbyterian
Church Schedule Details for Mrs Janice Hall
Pastor Mrs Janice Hall leads Sunday School at 9 45 and worship at 11 00. An evening service follows at 7 15. A Wednesday prayer meeting convenes at 7 30 p m for church members and attendees.
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Janice Hall
Church of Christ Service Times for W. E. Mynatt Minister
The Church of Christ lists Bible study at 10 a.m. worship and communion at 11 a.m. and a 7 p.m. service. An additional Bible study for all ages is at 7:30 p.m. on Sundays under Minister W. E. Mynatt.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Baptist Church Evening Schedule With Rev. Bob Saylor
The Baptist church lists events led by Rev. Bob Saylor. Training Union begins at 7 00 and the worship service follows at 7 45 on the same evening.
Bethel Baptist Church Service Schedule
Bethel Baptist Church led by Rev. Charles Pierce offers Sunday School at 10:00, Worship at 11:00, Training Union at 6:30, and a second Worship service at 7:30.
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Bethel Baptist Church
Charles Pierce
Training Union
Sun Wanted for Fast Results
A brief classified notice seeks a sun powered by urgency and reliability. It promises quick results and efficient work, inviting applicants to deliver swift service and visible outcomes in daily tasks.
90th Division WWI Vets Plan Reunion At Texoma Lake
Veterans who served in the 90th Division in World War I are invited to a reunion at Texoma Lodge on Lake Texoma near Kingston Oklahoma from November 1 to 5. Hampton Harper of Bonham promotes the event urging participation for part of the annual gathering.
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Texoma Lodge
Lake Texoma
Kingston
Okla
Hampton Harper
Bonham
Uncle Dan on Education Bills and a Two Year Old Program
A rural discussion at a Saturday session covers education experts promoting early start programs and tests for two year olds. Ed Doolittle and Zeke Grubb weigh costs and outcomes including job readiness and Great Society aims. The talk drifts from youth programs to Congressmen and Farm Bureau probes as the session closes.
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Washington
Ed Doolittle
Zeke Grubb
Zeke
Undertakers
Everbody
Great Society
Josh Clodhopper
Farm Bureau
House Agriculture Committee
Josh
Deaths: Bert L. Sanderson 93 in Whitewright nursing home
Bert L. Sanderson aged 93 died after a long illness at Whitewright Nursing Home. He was a retired farmer married to Aggie Travillion in 1895 Collin County. Survived by wife, five sons Homer Elmer Boyd Clifton Andy, three daughters Bessie George Royce, 19 grandchildren, 33 great grandchildren, six great great grandchildren. Funeral held at Barnhart chapel with pallbearers grandsons. Burial Oak Hill Cemetery. He was a Church of Christ member. The note about the American Association of University Women origins appears in the text.
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Bert L. Sanderson
Whitewright
Barnheart Funeral Chapel
Wallace Mynatt
Rev
C. C. Dooley
Oak Hill Cemetery
J. W. Sanderson
Thomas Sanderson
Billy Ross Sanderson
Bobby Sanderson
C. L. McCuistion
W. B. Key
George Key Jr
Kenneth Jones
Mr. Sanders
Bessie McCuistion
Ft. Worth
George Key
Royce Jones
Riding Club Play Day Sunday in Whitewright arena
The Whitewright Riding Club will hold an open play day on Sunday, October 29, at its arena. Events include quad stakes, snake race, flag race, cloverleaf barrels, ribbon roping, and calf roping for ages 10 and up. Public invited with no gate fee. rain date is November 5.
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Whitewright Riding Club
Homecoming at Kentuckytown Baptist Church
The Kentuckytown Baptist Church holds its annual homecoming on Sunday October 29 with Sunday school at 10 am services led by Don Chandler followed by a basket lunch at noon. Afternoon activities include singing reminiscing and visiting. the church is Grayson County's oldest.
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the Baptist Church At
Kentuckytown
Don Chandler
Seasonal frames for changing home decor
Update framed pictures to reflect season. Replace fall scenes with autumn leaves harvest imagery or pumpkins to evoke crisp air. Swap snow scenes for winter motifs. Store unused pictures by wrapping in heavy paper and standing upright to prevent damage.
Ballot Draw Sets City Council Candidates in Whitewright
Whitewright voters choose three of nine candidates for city council in a November 7 election. The slate includes Paul Ryan Celvin Whiteley Bill Dyer Mrs Richard Jones Jack Lackey Jin Williams Chester Slaughter Royce Lay and Dr Stephen Sullivan. Ballots use marked squares or scratched names under a new Texas law. Two seats run to next April while one serves until April 1969 based on a coin toss. Voting runs from 8:00 a.m. to 7:00 p.m.
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Whitewright
Paul Ryan
Celvin Whiteley
Bill Dyer
Richard Jones
Jack Lackey
Jin Williams
Chester Slaughter Royce Lay
Stephen Sullivan
Texas
Fidelis Class Dinner Members Gather For Fellowship
The Fidelis Class of the Baptist Sunday School held their monthly fellowship dinner with Mrs. Royce Lay's group in charge. Mrs. C. J. Meador gave the invocation, Mrs. Jim Grider presided, assisted by Mrs. J. C. Gillespie. Devotional by Mrs. Gene Hughes, Bible quiz by Mrs. Gillespie, treasurer's report by Mrs. N. L. Skaggs. Mrs. W. L. Hatfield led prayer as 22 members attended.
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Fidelis
Baptist Sunday School
Social Security Notes Timely First Check Tips
Gus Jones district manager urges early prep for benefits claims. File as early as three months before entitlement and bring exact earnings records to avoid processing delays. Sherman office at 315 West Mulberry open 8:30 to 4:45 weekdays, Thursday evenings until 6:45. Bonham rep available Wednesdays and Fridays 9:30 to 12 in East Sam Rayburn Drive county building.
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Gus Jones
Sherman Social Security Office
Jones
George
Social Security Office
Sherman
West Mulberry
Bonham
Sam Rayburn Drive
Committee Named to Operate Community Building in Park
A one year committee to oversee operation of the Community Building near completion in American Legion Park was announced by Hermon Philley president of the Chamber of Commerce. Members include Kenneth Frisby Philip Earnheart Bill Dyer O L Nicely Linda Sullivan Cynthia Marlow Chuck Watkins. Frisby serves as temporary chairman.
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American Legion
Hermon Philley
Chamber of Commerce
Kenneth Frisby
Philip Earnheart
Rotary Club
Bill Dyer
The
Lions Club
O. L. Nicely
Linda Sullivan
Cynthia Marlow
Chuck Watkins
Mr. Frisby
Swiss Steak Supper Set for November 11
The Whitewright Volunteer Fire Department schedules its annual Swiss steak supper for Saturday, November 11 at the Firemen's Hall. Proceeds will go toward paying for the fogging machine bought this year. The election date conflicts, so voting will be held in City Hall.
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Whitewright
Fire Dept
Trenton Halloween Parade Saturday at 5 PM
Trenton will host a costume parade starting at 5 p m in downtown. Ribbons will be awarded in five costume categories by out of town judges. The Halloween carnival follows in the school gym with games of skill chance homemade items plants and something for every age group. Tickets at the door are 5c-10e per person. People from other communities are invited.
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Trenton
Jackie Shaw Circle Meets for Bible Study at Jarvis Home
The Bethel W M A Jackie Shaw Circle gathered at Mrs Betty Jarvis home for the Circle program and Bible study led by Mrs Louise Franklin. Participants included Mrs Ruby Cawthon Mrs Billie Bartley Mrs Johnnie England Mrs Jessie Williams and Mrs Betty Jarvis with seven members and three children present.
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Jackie Shaw
Betty Jarvis
Louise Franklin
Ruby Cawthon
Billie Bartley
Johnnie England
Jessie Williams
Rose Proposed as United States National Flower by Rep Roberts
Rep Ray Roberts of McKinney introduced a joint resolution to name the rose the national flower. He argued the rose is respected nationwide and noted Texas festival ties in Tyler where most field-grown roses originate. Roberts faces Senate opposition led by Everett Dirksen who favors the marigold.
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Ray Roberts
McKinney
Roberts
Texas
Tyler
Robert
Senate
Everett M. Dirksen
Expeditons Unearth Rich Indian Ocean Fish Hauls
Expedition vessels report bountiful catches in the Indian Ocean as crews navigate waters bounded by underfed Asian and African nations in a potential food source.
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Indian Ocean
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Jerry Marcus
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