The English Language By Joe Sappington
A humorous reminiscence by Joe Sappington about loving English yet slipping into foreign phrases during courting days. The narrator recounts misadventures with a stubborn mule, reactions from onlookers, and a chaotic night of venting beneath a dark home scene as his wife fears neighbors hearing the ordeal.
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Old Pete
Sallie Hudson
Sappington
Sallie
Pete
Tom Jackson
Malaria remedy Herbine advertised by druggists
In malarial regions Herbine is promoted as a cleansing medicine to ward off the disease. The price is 60 cents and it is sold by Dyer and Jones, druggists.
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Dyer & Jones
Widow of Engineer Seeks 40000 Damages in Collision Case
Mrs. C. E. Hamilton of Dallas files a damages suit in the 15th District Court naming the St. Louis San Francisco and Texas Railway and Magnolia Petroleum Co. as defendants. The claim arises from the death of her husband an engineer on the Cotton Belt motor car who burned after a collision with a Magnolia Petroleum gas truck at a grade crossing near Dorchester July 29.
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Sherman
St.Louis, San Francisco & Texas Railway Co
Magnolia Petroleum Co
15Th District
C. E. Hamilton
Dallas
Magnolia Petroleum Company
Dorchester
Hamilton
Hogwallow News Random Local Notes and Quirky Sightings
Sim Flinders recalls a man with a suspicious quart while Raz Barlow’s pet lizard stirs picnic interest at Rye Straw. Sie Kilden recalls a mountain image at a Wild Onion lantern show. Sidney Hocks ponders a Bounding Billows barber shop. Clai Hancock jokes about powder puffs and eyebrows. Dock Hocks avoids a mirror in his shop as a tensorial artist. Luke Mathewson muses on the old-fashioned country dog.
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Sim Flinders
Raz Barlow
Rye Straw
Raz
Sie Kilden
Wild Onion
Sidney Hocks
Bounding Billows
Clai Hancock
Dock Hocks
Luke Mathewson
With your fingers you can lift off corns and calluses
A short promotional piece claims that Freezone can remove hard and soft corns and skin calluses from the feet. It suggests applying a few drops from a small bottle bought at a drug store to instantly relieve pain and enable easy removal without pain.
Neighborhood Gossipt: Local Characters and Odd News
In a string of quirky notes, residents report a loud dog in the front yard, a store miscounted cracker boxes, and a choking mishap with upside-down crackers. Salem Barlow shows off synchronized singing and banjo, Yam Sims sports a jazz necktie from Chicago, and Clair Hancock sells a leftover stick of wood. Miss Peachie Sims faces a suicide threat saga from an admirer, prompting her remark about unique marriage proposals in Bounding Billows.
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Poke Barley
Sile Kilden
Salem Barlow
Yam Sims
Chicago
Clair Hancock
Peachie Sims
Bounding Billows
Cole's Hot Blast Heaters Promising Savings on Coal Bills
Advertorial style note urges households to cut coal costs by using Cole's Hot Blast Heaters. It highlights efficiency and potential monthly savings while staying within a promotional tone.
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Cole
German and Roberts Extend Farm Loan Details
German and Roberts will extend that farm loan, inviting inquiries about the rates. All business confidential.
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German & Roberts
No Worms in a Healthy Child Notice
An old advertisement asserts that all children with worms have unhealthy color and stomach disturbance. It promotes GROVE'S TASTELESS CHILL TONIC as a two to three week tonic to enrich blood improve digestion and strengthen the whole system. Pleasant to take and 60c per bottle.
Cole's Hlot Blast Range Review Prompt
A reader promotes a Cole's Hlot Blast Range as the best option for the latest range market, claiming top performance and value.
Insurance ad urges cotton protection from fire
Don't take the risk of losing your cotton by fire. Let S. H. Montgomery insure it.
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S. H. Montgomery
Hall's Catarrh Medicine Advertisement Claim
A 100 reward offer promotes Hall's Catarrh Medicine as a constitutional treatment for catarrh. The ad asserts internal action through the blood and mucous surfaces, promising to strengthen overall health and aid nature in healing. It claims success in any case if previous methods fail.
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Hall
Tesil
F. J. Cheney & Co
Ethics and Epigram from Rev MacAlpine Address
The Buffalo Times notes two sayings from Rev. Robert J. MacAlpine’s Kiwanis club address. It questions whether both lines came from him, but asserts the core message: honest efficient work is a worldly utility and a high moral function.
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Robert J. MacAlpine
Kiwanis Club
Pastor MacAlpine
Buffalo Times
Aspiration as a life lasting joy and fortune
A concise reflection on aspiration as a continual source of pleasure and vitality. It likens aspiration to a solid asset, an estate yielding perpetual, joyful activity year after year. The thought is framed as a steady, enduring revenue of meaningful engagement.
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Robert Louis Stevenson
Diamond Dyes Promise Easy Dyeing for All Fabrics
The advertisement promotes Diamond Dyes as simple to use on wool, silk, linen, cotton, and blends. It claims guaranteed, rich, fadeless color for old garments and draperies with directions in each package and an official color card of 16 options available from a druggist.
Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic Blood Purifier and Strength Builder
This old time tonic claims to purify the blood and enrich vitality by iron and quinine. It promotes color, appetite, and energy, noting it is non patent medicine and suitable for children. The formula supposedly remains the same after thirty five years, sold for 60 cents per bottle.
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GROVE
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Okta
Thedford’s
BLACK
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Liz
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la Grippe
the Whitewright Bakery
Hassell & Caldwell Company
North Main Streonham, Texas