Jokes About Promotions And Ulcers In Witty Exchanges
A husband laments a promotion to his wife claiming he is not in the boss's class. The wife snaps he is in the boss’s class. A doctor’s plan to cure his wife’s ulcer with a separate bank account backfires for the husband. Dr Johnson’s courting tale ends with sharp quips about money and a joking claim of relatives needing hanging.
Seven Greatest Thoughts Requested by Women’s Club
Charles W. Eliot, former Harvard president, recalled an unusual letter from a women’s club. Their committee asked for his seven greatest thoughts after hearing he was the country’s greatest thinker.
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Salesman Skips Breakfast to Cut Food Costs
A salesman recounts that he spends about $14 daily on meals by skipping breakfast, a tactic that astonishes the business office. The exchange highlights frugality in expense accounting and personal budgeting.
The Vivacious Woman Brightens the Office
A lively young woman enters the office and greets a coworker in the wake of his rough night. He snaps that he needs a “good case of tired blood,” highlighting the contrast between her cheer and his fatigue.
Coffee Cart Drafts Between Doctor and Wife
A humorous dialogue pits a doctor advising against strong coffee for a husband against a wife who jokes that weak coffee excites him. The exchange highlights playful marital banter over caffeine.
Tell It and You'll Sell It Ad Your Way
SAY IT with flowers from Han nah's. Call Mrs. H. H. Taylor at residence of Mrs. Guy Hamilton, phone FO 4-2574. SEE ME for Life Insurance and Hospital Insurance. Paul Stephens. TELL IT and you'll sell it, if it's something somebody wants. An ad in this column is the way to tell it.
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Veteran Pension Choice and GI Bill Questions
Veteran questions address choosing between old and new pension systems after July 1 1960 and the option to switch any time. GI Bill students can expect about two months for the first allowance after starting classes with up to 20 days for mailing. Disability payments under GI insurance rise to up to 100 dollars monthly with a small premium.
Peacetime Veteran With 50 Percent Disability Entitled to More
A Sun article explains that peacetime veterans rated 50 percent or more disabled may receive additional compensation for a wife, minor children, and dependent parents.
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