The Spice Of Life Traffic Quip on Passing Cars
A traffic expert jokes that if all cars in the nation were lined up end to end someone would risk a passing maneuver. The remark highlights driver behavior and roadway safety concerns in a light commentary tone.
American car wins Moscow auto race
Two cars entered the Moscow race a U S car and a Russian Moskvich. The U S car won easily. The next day Pravda reported the Moskvich placed second while the American car was next to last. Husband asks about a porch conversation and learns the caller was Mrs Smith who stayed outside.
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Moscow
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Pravda
Man backs away in lingerie aisle and wisecrack ends marriage
A husband balks at a revealing lingerie item, joking his wife’s husband would disapprove. She leaves him at home. A frightened dental patient asks for whiskey to calm nerves, then threats ensue when a fourth shot is taken.
Boyhood Dreams Realized Interview Reveal
An interviewer asks a visiting executive if boyhood dreams came true. He answers yes, recalling as a boy his wish to not have any hair, a memory sparked by his mother combing his hair. The remark serves as a humorous personal aside.
Thank You Note From Class Teaches Polite Writing
A second grade teacher instructs pupils in spelling grammar and manners then asks them to write thank you notes. The best card goes to Mrs Johnson with the line Dear Mrs Johnson Thank you for teaching us everything you know.
Lieutenant's Naval Collision Prompts Fleet Confusion
A young naval lieutenant in his first command during NATO maneuvers caused a minor collision. The admiral asked for a plan and the lieutenant replied with a quirky suggestion: buy a small farm.
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NATO
Man bitten by dog lists people to bite
A dog bite leads a man to fear rabies and he pulls out a pad to note a planned list of victims. The doctor reassures him, saying the illness can be treated. The man clarifies the list is not a will but a tally of people he intends to bite.
Quiet Intercom Call From Ward Sparks Alarmed Reply
A floor nurse in a hospital children’s ward tried to reach a silent patient. She called out to Jimmy and was answered by a small tremulous voice asking what she wanted, signaling a surprising but nonviolent exchange.
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Jimmy
Rex Ray Circle Meets at Baptist Church
The Rex Ray Circle met Monday at the church with Mrs. J. P. Darwin opening the meet ing. Mrs. Mary Lou Ayers led the opening prayer and Mrs. O. L. Jones led the closing prayer.
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Rex Ray
Baptist
J. P. Darwin
Mary Lou Ayers
Carl May
Ayers
W. L. Hatfield
J. H. Gosnell
O. L. Jones
The Union Pacific Railroad Opens Pacific Coast Route
The Union Pacific Railroad formed in 1863 began regular service from Omaha to the Pacific coast in 1869, marking a milestone in transcontinental transport and western expansion.
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Union Pacifi Railroad
Omaha
Pacific Coast
Andersons Observe Golden Wedding Anniversary
Mr and Mrs Lindle Anderson of the Pilot Grove community celebrate their Golden Wedding anniversary with an open house Sunday from 2 to 4 p m Their mailing address is Van Alstyne Route 1 Mrs Anderson is the former Verna Perry They were married November 15 1917 The Andersons have two sons Kermit of Plano and Barry of Richardson a daughter Wilma Sebastean of El Reno Oklahoma plus eight grandchildren.
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Lindle Anderson
Pilot Grove
van Alstyne
Anderson
Verna Perry
Andersons
Kermit Anderson
Plano
Barry Anderson
Richardson
Wilma Sebastean
el Reno
Okla
January Draft Call Surges to 34,000 for 1968 Army Inductions
The Defense Department announced a January draft call of 34,000, nearly twice December’s 18,200. Officials expect monthly calls to average about 30,000 through 1968, as the Army replaces earlier draftees from its Southeast Asia buildup. Most 1968 draftees will be single men aged 19 to 26, not students, with terms ending in 1968.
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Washington
Defense Department
Army
Southeast Asia
Pentagon
Methodist Women’s Society Meets at Hardcastle Home
The Methodist Women’s Society of Christian Service gathered Monday at Mrs. Grover Hardcastle’s home. Mrs. James Bryant led a Thanksgiving meditation and business session, with group singing by Mrs. R. P. Childress and a program on Youth Society’s Untapped Resource led by Mrs. S. H. White. Participants included Mrs. R. R. Summers, Mrs. Jim Robinson, Mrs. Childress, Mrs. A. M. Bryant, and Mrs. H. W. Penny. Refreshments were served to 11 members and one guest, Mrs. Fred Cook. The group plans a Christmas stacking luncheon on December 11.
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Methodist Women’s Society of Christian Service
Grover Hardcastle
James Bryant
R. P. Childress
S. H. White
R. R. Summers
Jim Robinson
Childress
A. M. Bryant
H. W. Penny
White Turkey Diet Said To Help Psoriasis Patients
Report from Mt Sinai researchers in New York notes four psoriasis patients improved after a diet of white turkey meat twice daily while studying tryptophan metabolism. Doctors caution that further research is needed before deeming turkey a specific remedy.
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U.S
Mt Sinai Hospital
New York
Rozena Alexander Named State Alternate 4-H Clothing Winner
Rozena Alexander, 18, daughter of Mr and Mrs O G Alexander of Whitewright Route 1, is the state alternate clothing winner for 4-H. The first place prize is a trip to the National 4-H Club Congress in Chicago. She has made over 260 garments and held leadership roles including council chairman and district council delegate while serving on the County Council four years. She attended Westminster schools near Whitewright.
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Rozena Alexander
O. G. Alexander
Whitewright
Chicago
Rozena
Westminster Schools
Thanksgiving Dinner At Town And Country Club
The Town and Country Club held a November 16 gathering at the Little Rock club house with twelve members three visitors and several members including Mrs. Carl May Mrs. Jim Miller of Artesia N M and Mrs. W H Stedham. Attendees shared Thanksgiving plans heard travel tales learned the secretary's report and enjoyed Bible quiz songs. The prize two small oil lamps went to Mrs. Ralph McKinney. The next meeting will be at Mrs Ray Vestal’s home for a Christmas event with gifts under $1 and sweets. all interested women are invited.
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Little Rock Club
Carl May
Jim Miller
Artesia
N. M
W. H. Stedham
Ruth Thomas
May Curtis
Alaska
Canada
British Isles
Bill Ireland
Sims Wortham
Fidelis class supper with devotional on Thanksgiving
The Baptist Fidelis Class met November 16 at 7 p m in the church dining room for a covered dish supper. Mrs. C J Meador gave opening prayer, Mrs Jim Grider presided, and guest speaker Mrs W L Hatfield delivered a Thanksgiving devotional. A business session followed.
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Baptist Fidelis
Church
C. J. Meador
Jim Grider
J. C. Gillespie
W. L. Hatfield
Grider
Camp Fire Girls Elect Officers In Meeting
The Camp Fire Girls met on Wednesday and elected officers: President Vickie Hames, vice president Brenda Thornhill, treasurer Candy Cate, secretary Beverly Chesser, and reporter Cathy Clinton. Refreshments were served and the group dismissed at 5 p.m.
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Vickie Hames
Brenda Thornhill
Candy Cate
Beverly Chesser
Cathy Clinton
Eight Suggestions to Catch Up With Russia, Reader Claims
Uncle Dan quotes a Rus sia expert listing eight ways the United States could catch up with the Soviet Union including tearing down homes and rail lines. He notes a nuclear arms power imbalance and cites a congressman on Russia treaties since 1917. The letter cites Great Society critics and jokes about gender roles.
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Russia
America
Schumacher announces voter registration dates in Grayson County
George Schumacher Grayson County tax officer lists next week’s voter registration schedule with stops at Fink store Locust store Pottsboro City Hall Ethel grocery store and Van Alstyne bank on Nov 27 28 29 30 and Dec 1 4.
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George Schumacher
Graysonson County
Fink
Locust Store
Pottsboro
Ethel Grocery Store
van Alstyne Bank
Farmers to receive record government payments next year
Government economists forecast higher direct payments to farmers in 1968, estimating between 3.25 and 3.4 billion dollars under price support, acreage diversion, and conservation programs, with final figures likely near the upper end. The 1966 record was 3.3 billion, while 1967 is estimated at 3.1 billion.
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Washington
Agriculture Department
Sun Wanted Fast Results
A casual ad promotes a “Sun Wanted” service promising quick results. While details are sparse the kicker suggests speed and efficiency as the primary selling points for readers seeking fast outcomes.
Deaths Funeral for Mrs Sarah White 87 Sherman resident
Funeral services were held Tuesday in Earnheart chapel for Mrs Sarah Florence White 87 conducted by W E Mynatt Burial was in Oak Hill Cemetery The Whitewright resident had recently lived at 1002 Williams Sherman born Warren County Kentucky December 29 1879 She was the widow of Charlie White member of Whitewright Church of Christ Survivors include brother Frank N Magers Sherman and several nephews and nieces
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Earnheart
Sarah Florence White
W. E. Mynatt
Oak Hill Cemetery
Frank N. Magers
Sherman
Buried Brother of Whitewright Man Interred in Tennessee
Jack Maddux brother of R D Maddux of Whitewright was laid to rest in Cookville Tennessee last Sunday.
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Jack Maddux
R. D. Maddux
Whitewright
Cookville
Tennessee
Burial for 1-year-old Brenda Kay Greene
Brenda Kay Greene died last Thursday. Graveside funeral services were conducted at White Rock Cemetery by M. D. Boyd of Sherman.
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Brenda Kay Greene
Pauline Greene
White Rock Cemetery
M. D. Boyd
Sherman
Miniskirt Hazard: Subways Seat Discovery Sparks Complaints
London Transport faces complaints from miniskirted riders over new fiberglass subway seats. The American Automobile Association’s London office reports the seats are too cold against bare skin, prompting inquiries.
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London Transport
London
American Automobile Association
United Fund Exceeds Goal in Whitewright Drive
The Whitewright Community United Fund surpassed its $2,500 goal by 175, raising funds for ten agencies including the Boys Baseball, Boy Scouts, Salvation Army, Camp Fire Girls, Volunteer Fire Dept, Heart Fund, Cub Scouts, American Red Cross, Whitewright Library Fund and Whitewright Community Building Fund. President John Biggerstaff praised contributors and officers, with co chairs Charles E. Ayres and David L. Johnson noted.
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Whitewright Community United Fund
Texas
Boy Scouts
Salvation Army
Camp Fire Girls
Volunteer Fire Dept
The
Heart Fund
Cub Scouts
American Red Cross
Whitewright Library Fund
Whitewright Community Building Fund
John Biggerstaff
Charles E. Ayres
David L. Johnson
Bush proposes limit on 1970 census questions
Representative George Bush of Texas said he will introduce a bill to restrict census questions to essential items. The plan would require name address relation to head of household sex date of birth race marital status and visitors and allow voluntary extra questions with no penalties for refusal. He cited growth from five to 50 questions and possible fines or jail for noncompliance under current rules.
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Washington
George Bush
R-Tex
Bush
Methodist Church Schedule Lists Pastor and Services
Rev. George Topper leads the Methodist Church with Sunday School at 10:00 and morning worship at 11:00. Evening activities include M Y F at 6:00 and Bible study at 7:00. Weekday meetings feature Guild Monday 7:15 and Choir rehearsal Wednesday 7:00, with District Conference Tuesday 10:00.
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Methodist Church
George Topper
Whitewright
Marvin Methodist Church Bible Study Schedule
The bulletin lists a 7 00 Bible study at Marvin Methodist Church with study details at White Wright. Expected attendees include church members and neighbors seeking spiritual instruction.
First Presbyterian Worship Service Led by Rev Dooley
Rev C C Dooley pastor at First Presbyterian leads 11:00 worship service.
Church of Christ Service Schedule Listing
Minister W. E. Mynatt conducts Bible study at 10 a.m. Worship and communion at 1 p.m. Evening worship at 7 p.m. Bible study for all ages at 7:30 p.m.
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Church OF Christ
W. E. Mynatt
Church Schedule Highlights for Mrs Hall Family
Pastor Mrs Janice Hall leads Sunday School at 9 45 with worship at 7 15. Wednesday prayer meeting follows at 7 30 p m detailing church activities.
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Janice Hall
Rev Bob Saylor Leads Training Union and Worship Service
The notice lists Rev. Bob Saylor as pastor with events at 7 00 training union and 7 45 worship service, indicating a church schedule.
Bethel Baptist Church Service Schedule
Rev. Charles Pierce leads Bethel Baptist Church with Sunday School at 10:00 a.m. Worship at 11:00 a.m. Training Union at 6:30 p.m. Evening Worship at 7:30 p.m.
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Bethel Baptist Church
Charles Pierce
Rate Of Blind Increasing Twice Birth Rates
Dr. Jules Stein reports Americans are going blind at twice the population growth rate, predicting about 500000 will lose sight in 10 years unless preventive research expands. He urges a national eye institute within NIH and notes legislation has been proposed.
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New York
Jules Stein
Stein
Research To
National Institutes of Health
Pound Devalues in Britain to 2.40 Dollars
London announces a 14.3 percent pound devaluation lowering its rate from 2.80 to 2.40 dollars amid emergency talks. Chancellor Callaghan says interest on bank loans will rise from 6 to 8 percent to curb inflation.
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London
Harold Wilson
James Callaghan
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