Ford 1950 Model Introductions Kick Off With Ford Display
Detroit reports the auto industry begins a wave of new model unveilings led by Ford as 6,400 dealers attend Friday showings for 1950 models. Private previews planned for other brands with public dates tied to steel production. Industry expects quality gains, modest styling changes, and stronger sales arguments in 1950.
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Detroit
Ford
Chevrolet
Plymouth
Probation Term Caps Burglary Charge With Church Duty
Chester S. Williams 19 was placed on three years probation after burglary and larceny charges. He must attend church each Sunday for a month and report sermon contents to Judge John R. King in Columbus Ohio.
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Columbus
Ohio
Chester S. Williams
Williams
Common Pleas
John R. King
Two Buildings Under Construction At Methodist Home
Ground broke for two 125000 dorms at the Methodist Orphanage in Waco on November 8 as part of a statewide gathering of 200 Home Commissioners and a 100 member Planning Commission. Donors include Harry W. Meredith and Tom C. Mitchell with additional gifts from Mrs. Mary Scharbauer, Mrs. Alma Thomas, Mrs. J. M. West, and J. C. DeShong.
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Waco
Methodist
Hubert Johnson
Methodist State Planning Commission
Harry W. Meredith
Mineola
Tom C. Mitchell
Maria Ranchman
Mary Scharbauer
Midland
Alma Thomas
Austin
J. M. West
Houston
J. C. DeShong
Paris
Marvin Kelly
Longview
Harrell
Corpus Christi
Texas
A. Frank Smith
William C. Martin
Dallas
Harry Meredith
Tom Mitchell
Dave Lacy
A. N. Gamble
Lubbock
Ugly Bible Pictures and Slant of Bible Portraits
The McKinney Examiner criticizes Oxford University Press and others for publishing ugly, slanderous Bible character pictures such as Isaac and Esau. It argues there is no historical way to know their looks and warns these depictions mislead children.
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Abraham
Jacob
Isaac
Esau
Oxford University Press
Oxford University Press, Inc
McKinney Examiner
Knee reflex height cue found in children and adults
Emory University researchers report that knee jerk reflex speed correlates with height for ages six to twenty and slows relative to height after twenty. They propose a formula linking reflex time to body weight, implying nerve axon growth mainly increases length after age six. Tanks of water for tropical homes hold small fish to eat mosquito larvae. Wheat harvest occurs worldwide monthly.
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Augusta
G. Clinton Kowlton
Louis P. Britt
Emory University School of Medicine
American Physiological Society
The Spice of Life Short Memory Mother Sketch
A humorous exchange features a surprised mother and daughter with a sign for Smith Manufacturing Co. A woman requests a sweater for her dog, described as not large and not small, prompting a joke about trying on the dog. The piece ends with a pun about hay and bedtime nightmares.
New Button The Store Clerk Questions No Sale
A department store manager questions a new clerk after spotting a surge of No Sale tags. The exchange hints at inventory checks and potential checkout irregularities amid busy holiday hours.
WANT ADS AND SERVICES IN WHITEWRIGHT AREA
A dense ad page lists rental, sale, and service notices from Whitewright and nearby towns. Items include farm rentals, vehicles and parts, feed and seeds, home goods, auto repairs, real estate, and butchered notices from merchants like Babcock Auto Store and Hi-Way Grocery, with multiple phone contacts and route listings.
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Farley & Hill
International
L. R. Alexander
Whitewright
W. R. Hamilton
Desert
Babcock Auto Store
Blanton Home & Auto Supply
James
Franklin Ball
Route Four
Dawson Butane
Stephens & — & Bryant
Trenton
Tom Barbee
Childress Pharmacy
Jimmie
Stephens & Bryant
Earl Davis
Orangeville
Auto Parts
Ford
Chevrolet
Flowers of Sherman
Carl May
B. N. Barton
Sherman
First National Bank
F. W. Creager
S. Travis
P.O
Texas
Hubam & Vetch Growers
Reading Minds at the Davenports
A woman explains how she presses a button after every customer who does not buy anything as a quirky remark about mind reading. The exchange ends with a witty remark about seating arrangements.
A Folktale on the Ark and Hot Footed Stereotypes
A humorous flood tale claims Noah, his wife, and a dog respond to a leaking ark by covering the hole in turns. It ends with a punchline about a dog's moist nose a woman's cold feet and men forever facing away from the fireplace reflecting old gender jokes.
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Noah
Two Indians in Hotel Room Murder Confession
Two Indians stay in a city hotel room and the manager discovers a tepee and one man smoking a pipe. In the bath, another Indian lies with an arrow in his heart. The killer explains the other man spit in spring, claiming he shot him.
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Big City
Knew His Trade and a Schoolroom Moment
Fragment from a humorous item where a bridegroom clarifies the age of his partner and a boy named Johnny hides a popsicle before entering class. The teacher prompts Johnny with a question about his knowledge as the scene implies a classroom joke.
European People Puns In A Schoolyard Tale
A classroom joke recounts Johnny answering questions about nationalities. When asked what people in Europe are called he stumbles until a neighbor suggests European, provoking a humorous line about the popsicle. The rhymed verse mirrors Noah's Ark voyage with a playful touch.
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Johnny
China
Japan
Europe
The Telephone Pole and the Wider Car Seats
The quip notes how car seats grow wider yet thrill fades as passengers squeeze in. It keeps a punchline about a telephone pole never hitting a car unless in self defense.
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