The Spice of Life Jokes and Business Talk
A collection of light anecdotes includes a magnetical woman and a seed query from a persistent customer. An uncle advises on loans with a sharp bite. Two uneasy businessmen ride home. a juror foreman jokes about eleven pig-headed men.
Editor Seethes Over Controversy In Every Topic
A young editor laments that each topic stirs offense and jokes about returning to warmer weather. An observer counters that such a piece would harm many trades from coat and boot makers to antifreeze sellers and umbrella retailers, calling him an agent of catastrophe.
Ferry Tale of Rastus and the three cent crossing
A seedy man seeks to borrow the three cent ferry fare from Rastus, a colored ferryman. Rastus declines, noting the man has no home no land and no three cents and adds that it makes no difference which side of the ferry he stands.
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Incendiary Fire Suspected by Village Crowd
In the village a fire sparked excitement as citizens gathered before the post office. A man argued the blaze was incendiary while another replied it was deliberate arson, prompting heated discussion among onlookers.
Wanted linotype operator lauded for accuracy and speed
A West Texas applicant writes to the newspaper praising his typing skill claiming speed and accuracy with difficult text. He boasts handling Ethylidene nitrocelluloses and Fordham lineup, and can set Ethiopian retreat Polish proclamation and a Boston concert without errors.
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Boston
Town Paper Recalls Nazi Officialdom Home Price Card Mystery
A regional headline reports a Nazi party leader who bought an elegant country house for 75,000 marks. A note on the door asks about the source of the funds, followed by a second card claiming 76,000 marks. The leader offers a 1,000 mark reward for the culprit.
What is a Bostonian An American broadly speaking
A bank office scene shows a young man seeking an executive role in a firm with twelve vice presidents. He jokes about superstition. A chemistry professor warns that a dangerous explosive could blow them through the roof if the experiment goes wrong.
Pennywise and Pound Foolish Penny Debate Ends
A domestic exchange shows Betty asking for another penny while the father labels the family contrast as pennywise and pound foolish. The line reveals household finance tension and a child’s wish to acquire school supplies.
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How to Live 100 Years
Practical tips mix humor and caution on longevity. Advice warns moderation in exposure to monoxide gas and urges considerate conduct toward women. It cautions against overthinking marriage after vows and staying safe with routines and daily habits.
Lap dogs yield to Harold in aunt's will
A sharp quip reveals Harold inherited the aunt’s lap dogs after years of pretending affection. The line underscores a twist in the inheritance tale with humor about the spoiled pets and the sly beneficiary.
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Harold
Texas Game Department Reports Turkeys Restored in State Areas
The Texas Game Fish and Oyster Commission notes drastic turkey gains in new restoration sites. Robertson County yielded over 300 turkeys from 61 stock, Wharton Colorado Counties reached 147 from 50 birds, and Goliad Jackson Counties reported 250 and 150 birds respectively. Birds are trapped by department staff and moved statewide to revive former habitats.
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Rattlesnake Fatality Report From Texas Warden
A Texas Game Warden reports a rattlesnake killed near Pearsall after a calf was struck. The six and a half foot black diamond rattler with fourteen rattles caused a calf to die within five minutes. the warden killed the snake and notes venom in the poison sacks.
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Pearsall
Passes Cut Through Gulf Coast Islands Lower Laguna Madre Salinity
Marine biologist from the Game Department reports salinity reductions after passes cut along the Texas Gulf Coast to restore Laguna Madre. Three weeks after the Murdock's Landing cut, salinity fell from 55.5 58.6 to as low as 33 in some areas, below seawater levels, aiding fish spawning beds.
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Water From Land Floods Laguna Spillnoted Volume
The report notes a large influx of fresh water entering the Laguna from land. It does not specify how much this has alleviated the situation, only that the land discharge has been substantial.
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Laguna
Average hunter wastes shells chasing ducks and geese
A Game Department survey of 308 hunters fired 10 705 shells to bag 2 205 ducks, an average 4.4 shots per duck. Goose hunters fired 1 199 times for 124 geese, an average 9.6 shots per goose. Take a boy or girl fishing when you can.
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Community gathers for Sunday school and graduates
Porter area church attendees share Sunday visits with relatives including Whitworth Wilkinson and Williams families. Honor graduates Genette Hicks Genelle Hicks Sarah Hicks and Joe Hicks at a dinner hosted by Hugh Hunter. Local deaths noted as Willard White’s father died in Gober. Graduation events linked to Commerce and a fine note on Harold Cates.
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W. C. Anderson
Earl
Lee Williams
Lois Allen
Whitewright
Hugh Hunter
Genette
Genelle Hicks
Sarah Hicks
Joe Hicks
George Hicks
Willard White
Lowell White
Burkett
Bonham
Lynn Cooper
Patsy
Will Smith
Jim Hicks
J. T. Robinson
S. C. Hunter
Twelve Syllable Words The Aztec postage stamp term
The passage notes that the American Indians use 10 and 12 syllable words including a long Aztec phrase "amatlacuilolit quitcatlaztlahulli" meaning payment received for carrying a paper on which something is written.
Germans Don Uniforms to Cut War Costs
Beginning May 1 all Germans wore uniforms to enable the Reich to achieve savings through mass production and streamline military effort.
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HealthHints On Infantile Paralysis Infections And Care
Health guidance notes that infantile paralysis may rise in hot months and spreads via droplets from coughs and sneezes. Early symptoms include vomiting fever headache neck stiffness and fatigue with possible nerve paralysis in severe cases. Diagnosis and immune serum may help, and rest is essential. see a doctor promptly if symptoms appear.
Insulin Extends Life by Five Years in 20 Year NYC Study
A New York City study over two decades shows insulin use adds about five years to life for diabetes patients. Median age at death among studied individuals rose to 64.7 years.
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New York City
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