The Spice of Life and Quick Wits in Odd City Vignettes
A collage of humorous vignettes from Denver and beyond. Jests range from signboard wisdom to a Denver judge’s lunch break quip and a merchant’s tomato catsup abbreviation. The pieces mix chatter on clubs for women, family banter, and a traveling student’s humor.
Man trapped under car quips during police questioning
A man pinned beneath his car after an auto accident was questioned by a policeman. He replied “Married?” and added “this is the worst fix I was ever in” indicating a grim wit amid peril.
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Florida
Rural Road Priority Chosen Over School Plan in Texas House
The Texas House voted 114 to 23 to give rural road funding priority over the Gilmer-Aikin school bill. The rural road fund totals 15 million dollars, while the minimum foundation fund may require about 60 million or more. Critics warned the amendment risks the school program and could trigger new taxes.
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House
Gilmer-Aikin
Nieman
Fred Nieman
Durwood Manford
Charles McLellan
Eagle Lake
W. O. Reed
Dallas
International Harvester
Austrian Acrobat Walked 871 Miles from Vienna to Paris
In 1900 Johanna Hasslinger, an Austrian acrobat, walked on bare hands from Vienna to Paris a distance of 871 miles. She completed the journey in 55 days, traveling ten hours daily at about 1.58 miles per hour.
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Johanna Hasslinger
Vienna
Paris
Plan For Farm Home Remodeling
College Station guidance from Mrs. Bernice Claytor urges checking that an old house is well built and sound before remodeling. Inspect foundation to roof, drainage, heating protection, flood risk, sewage, water safety, and site access, then plan layouts, doors, windows, and storage to fit family needs and reduce labor.
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College Station
Bernice Claytor
Texas A. & M. College
USDA
Remodeling Planning Questions from Mrs. Claytor
The passage outlines design considerations for a spacious living room with storage for reading, sewing, and entertainment, sleeping spaces for parents and children, guest provisions, clothing storage, water and sewage plans, kitchen and bath lighting, and overall aesthetics. It ends with guidance to improve plans if many questions receive a yes.
350000 U.S. homes paid out last year
Dallas report cites about 350,000 American families completing home payments in the prior year. J J O Malley of Wilkes Barre Pa, president of the National Savings and Loan Leagues, says these homes were financed through savings and loan associations.
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Dallas
Texas Savings and Loan League
J. J. O'Malley
Wilkes-Barre
National Savings and Loan Leagues
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Mobiloil
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G. C. Stateville
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U. S
du Pont House
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C. J. Meador Truck & Tractor Co