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A brief humor item from Allston Massachusetts notes a salesman asking to sell a vacuum cleaner and a lady replying they have no vacuum to clean. The punchline highlights a light domestic moment in local life.
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Newspaper
Whitewright Sun
Location
Whitewright, Texas, United States of America
Date
Mar 18, 1926
Page
8
A brief humor item from Allston Massachusetts notes a salesman asking to sell a vacuum cleaner and a lady replying they have no vacuum to clean. The punchline highlights a light domestic moment in local life.
A quip about a student named Willie and his parents where the father began the essay but the mother completed it, illustrating a humorous domestic moment. The line appears in Life magazine’s caption context.
A London Daily Mail quip presents an exchange between an old hen and a young hen about advice. The old hen suggests that an egg a day keeps the ax away, implying daily productivity as protection.
A line from the Saturday Evening Post features a mother joking to a friend that she stopped taking her kids to the Rialto Theatre due to too many educational pitchers. The quip reflects midcentury humor about movie going and education in cinema.
London Opinion notes a new hair fashion hides one ear while exposing the other, fearing low popularity due to risk of a girl not hearing a proposal from her deaf side.
The judge cites extreme cruelty as the basis for granting a divorce after an outburst about ending a marriage. The remark highlights the severity of the claim and the legal rationale shaping the case.
A Punch cartoon caption depicts a lady chiding a tramp for begging, while he longs for a better life and quips about traveling by motor rather than foot. The humorous exchange highlights class contrasts and mobility desires in a quick, period-voice moment.
A Paris note reports a maid telling a creditor that the lady forgot to leave payment. The maid relays the statement as the client went out, revealing a witty exchange that comments on propriety and memory.
An onlooker questions Mose about fishing while he jokes he is just testing a wringer. A corn syrup maker receives a complaint about no relief after six cans. Mary Jane Browne and Tiny Tom stage a playful movie reading bit with a playful threat.
An Emporia Gazette editorial laments youth by noting their age and parental association as the main sources of trouble. It asserts that despite the company they keep at home, the young are otherwise fine and voices concern over influences shaping them.
A saleswoman praises a Paris hat, claiming it makes the wearer look taller and younger. She touts the model as smart and forward, offers a forty dollar price, and insists the owner should wear it with style as the staff encourages.
Dr Mellenthin, Texas licensed physician, will hold free consultations at the Binkley Hotel in Sherman on Monday March 29 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. He does not operate for chronic appendicitis or gall stones but treats stomach liver bowel blood skin nerves heart kidneys and related ailments.
Northwest Whitewright residence offered at a sacrifice price. The property is out of debt and can be bought at a bargain. For details contact W. N. Carter, 206 W. Fitz avenue, Terrell, Texas, or call the Canters National Bank, Whitewright.
Improvements and sales offered by Texas growers and suppliers. D. M. Taylor advertises White Wonder Millet seed at 2.50 per bushel bulk or 2.60 sacked, at Van Alstyne. Burton Nurserise in Sherman promotes reduced prices on 2 year old heavy roses and fruit trees. Panhandle Seed Co. Amarillo lists field seeds with varied millet and corn prices, freight paid to station, car lot pricing on maize and kafir heads.
An election will be held at the election room in the city fire station Whitewright Grayson County Texas on the first Tuesday in April 1926 the 6th for electing a mayor for a two year term under Texas law.
The city commissions appoint G. W. Adams presiding judge T J Giles assistant judge C C Dillon and Jesse Melver as clerks for the election held under state general election rules. March 1 1926. F M Echols mayor S H Montgomery city sec’y.
The Aetna Casualty and Surety Company invites hundreds of Texas agents to Dallas for a two day annual get-together March 18 and 19. The firm writes about seventy five kinds of insurance and will bear all travel and per diem costs for the meetings. Incidentally it is announced.
Elaborate entertainment is arranged for the visiting insurance men. S. H. Montgomery serves as the company representative and will attend the meeting.
The public trough is turned on for the season to serve farmers travelers tourists and visitors needing stock water. Town residents will water stock through their own meters.
Lucian Andrews leaves Sunday for Washington D C to spend three weeks touring stops en route in the interest of the National Rural Letter Carriers Association.
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